2022 Debut Review - Unpai
Unpai
Birthday (Age at debut): 1995-07-17 (26 years old)
Height: 165cm
Measurements: B92 - W60 - H96
Cup Size: H Cup
Debuted: For S1 on Feb 22nd, 2022
Social Media: Instagram, OnlyFans, TikTok, Twitter
Introduction
Unpai was someone I knew I was going to watch early on. Being a TikTok star she was pretty well known and received when she entered the scene. It was then just a matter of time before she had a release I was interested in enough to watch plus also her being in the industry long enough.
Physical
Facially I wasn't much of a fan of her. She had that classic "I've had some work done" look that I'm not overly fond of. I don't hate it but I really tend to gravitate toward actresses that have more natural looks, even if more or less everyone gets some stuff done. I think with Unpai it was just at that critical mass where you know there's been a good amount of work. Not bad just not for me, but I can see why some might enjoy her.
Unpai's tits were alright. They're apparently 92 H which is bigger than they appeared to me. I would say the shape and the size weren't fantastic but they got the job done. Her tits seemed just big enough to give paizuri so I wasn't totally unhappy with them.
Unpai's ass wasn't good. It's much harder to alter your ass than your face and Unpai had to kind of live with whatever she had. There were a lot of positions where it looked really unflattering. She had a birthmark on it that might make it stand out but otherwise you could totally live without it.
Performing
Unpai did the generic moaning thing you hate to see. There were moments where she was not half bad as she was able to hold it together and look at the camera, but by and large I felt really underwhelmed by her.
Unpai did a fantastic job squirting in the video, so much so that it wouldn't surprise me if it was fake. I haven't seen Unpai outside of this so I don't know if she squirts a lot, but there was a hell of a lot of squirting here. S1 always manages to give their new actresses a squirting video relatively early on, but Unpai did better than others I've seen by a fair margin. She definitely petered out at times but there were moments of brilliance. I think it was so much better than others that it made me wonder if she had that natural ability so I asked some friends and apparently she does.
Video Review
Unpai stars in a squirting special where the focus is how much she can drench the set.
I thought the video was incredibly shallow and focused perhaps too much on the squirting theme. S1 has a habit of making their early videos focus almost exclusively on the actress themselves and not on the plot or theme. True to that this video was pretty much only about the squirting. I will say that the squirting was quite well done but the rest of it was hit or miss. For example, the lighting wasn't great but the ambiance wound up being there. Squirting is one of those themes where they really could do anything, whether they make it another video and add the squirting (which we know they'd never do) or a video where there's just only squirting and nothing else (which they always do). I ultimately didn't care much for Unpai herself and just only wanted to see her squirt.
Career
Unpai is doing the typical S1 actress career path. A single video each month, the occasional VR film, and an image video every now and then. It should come as no surprise this is how her career is going, although I wasn't sure she would even get this far based on how auspicious her debut was. It seemed like she wasn't really trying to be a JAV actress with her bamboozle of a debut but she didn't retire immediately so that's something. We've seen some debuts like this where S1 clearly was trying to hide their assets so it makes me a bit weary of the kind Unpai had. One thing I would note is that she's still doing very generic videos, and it seems like S1 is trying to milk that popularity she has from her TikTok career and get by with as minimal effort as long as they can get away with.
Unpai has also managed to do two VR films already, which is actually a bit rare. Two VR in six months eclipses a lot of other performers, like Konan Koyoi who took a year to get to her second, or Aka Asuka who took even longer. It seems like S1 thinks there's more stock in the name and figures that existing fans of her would prefer to watch VR.
Verdict
Rating - C
I am open to watching them again if the right content comes around.
Honestly I wasn't interested in Unpai. I had a feeling I wouldn't and it was no surprise that I wasn't a fan. I'm told she really can squirt so maybe I'll give her another chance, but so far she's been doing a very mediocre job and I just haven't been interested at all. S1 tends to capitalize on popular names when they get a chance to but they don't often pan out. Unpai doesn't seem to be great just like how Kaoru Yasui wasn't great either. That being said, squirting at her level is rare and that alone can be enough to be exciting. I wouldn't mind watching her in a more plot-oriented video if it came with that squirting and given what I know, there's a fairly high probability that does occur sometime next year. I'm not sure that I'm overly excited about watching her again but there are a few series at S1 that, with squirting added, I wouldn't mind watching it.
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