2023 Debut Review - Noa Haruna
Noa Haruna
Birthday (Age at debut):2002-11-13 (20 years old)
Height: 158cm
Measurements: B98 - W63 - H93
Cup Size: H Cup
Debuted: For E-Body on 2023-06-20
Social Media: Twitter
Introduction
Noa was an actress I was immediately gravitated toward when her debut cover dropped. She has incredible boobs and despite her not revealing her full face, who cares, booba like that is rare. I knew I would be interested in her but I also knew that I would want to wait. E-Body debuts have a habit of being overhyped in every way, shape, and form. With Noa I wanted to make sure she wasn't going to be a one-and-done actress before I took a look at her because it happens way too often with E-Body. While some of their recent debuts have made comebacks I've just been burned one too many times from them. Thankfully Noa started freelancing and I figured it was safe enough to watch.
Physical
Facially I found her to be pretty underwhelming. If her covers look like they don't do her justice that's because she's not that great. Her face is definitely on the bigger, puffier side, reminiscent of Ren Yukishiro from last year. Her eyes reminded me of Shion Yumi's as well. She just wasn't really doing it for me, which was perhaps partially due to how little she actually smiled. Expressions can certainly help make someone look nicer and with Noa doing nothing I wasn't really facially attracted to her.
Noa's tits were absolutely the real deal. 98H cup with some absolutely fantastic shape. There are a lot of really great tits from debuts this year but Noa is certain a contender for the top of the list. I can think of around four other names right now that could join Noa in that list but yeah, Noa's are incredible. Not only are they very full and quite perky for their size but they also do still bounce and jiggle when you get into it. They also had great pink nipples, like hot damn they were nice. It's not very often you come across tits quite this nice, it's as if they were sculpted by Aphrodite or something.
Noa's ass was kind of whatever. It wasn't bad, it wasn't great, and I think we can all agree it's not what we came for. Some people will certainly be okay with it given the rest of her, and I think especially if you're looking at something like a side profile doggy, you're staring at a different place anyway.
Noa's body was maybe slightly worse than average. There were plenty of positions where it seemed perfectly fine and then a few where you could see her weight. I think her weight contributed pretty evenly across her body so it's not like she was stomach heavy and skinny elsewhere. Her limbs showed some size which I think was good (as opposed to being a stick), but as I mentioned about her face, she did have a bit of a double chin.
Performing
Noa had a lot of light panting and moaning throughout the video. It felt pretty underwhelming like she just wasn't really into it. I think her lack of expressions did that, especially as she often looked away from the camera. It was as if she wasn't interested at all and was thinking about what bento they were going to bring her. Often looking away with your eyes closed is the hallmark trait of a bad performer and Noa had that in spades.
Noa's paizuri was surprisingly mediocre. She has the tits for it, no doubt about it, but she ultimately gave half a handjob. Maybe with someone giving her some tips she could do a better job but I'm always a bit surprised when you're built for it and then have this be the result. Her overall lack of enthusiasm during it too was pretty underwhelming, her dead panned expressions really made me not that thrilled about it.
Video Review
Noa stars in a video focused around her huge tits. Each scene is just random content focused around her boobs whether some guy is sucking on her nips or there's full on creampie sex.
The video was honestly quite bad. It focused heavily on her tits in ways that weren't very good, like watching two guys play with her nipples and especially suck on them for 35 minutes straight. Yo, I need something a little bit different, especially something that would let her breathe life into the film. As it stood it was so bland and her awful performance really didn't help. She was just there to make a quick buck by showing off her tits and nothing more. I absolutely would recommend other videos she has over this, even just hedging your bets that another one is better would be more ideal than this one, including her second release for Boinbb. Sure, her tits are on full display here, but considering I feel like that's her best selling point by a lot, I can imagine pretty much all her content will be the same.
Career
Noa's career has been rather mediocre thus far. She's only been working with lower quality studios outside of her E-Body debut, and honestly E-Body these days is just a breeding ground for debuts to go elsewhere or the occasional freelance. When content at Boinbb is literally the best you have it's a bad sign for your career, and being the third best actress in a Hajime Kikaku release isn't where you want to be.
Verdict
Rating - B
I plan to watch them again eventually.
There's a lot not to like with Noa but then there are two REALLY big reasons to like her. Given how her career is going I have a sneaking suspicion she won't be worth investing in. That being said, I'd be interested in giving her another chance like half a year from now if she's still around and getting decent opportunities. Her tits are really that nice and I'd be lying to myself if I wasn't willing to check them out a second time. I absolutely have no confidence in Noa which is why I'm not watching her other stuff just yet. There's just simply no point in investing in an actress where you expect nothing to come out of it. Methinks she's going to go the way of Alice Kisaki, where she just fades into the background because there are better actresses available.
This year I am doing 31 debut reviews, one each day in December. Make sure to come back tomorrow to see the next one! If you want to see which actresses I've reviewed so far, check out my advent calendar post.
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