Best, Weirdest, and Worst Box Covers of JAV

Hey all Fried Chikan here with a post that's all about box covers. Covers are meant to entice or interest you; sometimes they are absolute hits and sometimes they make you scratch your heads and go "what were they thinking?". This is cover some of the best covers, some of the worst, some truly weird covers, and some interesting ones. Dive in for Best, Weirdest, and Worst Box Covers of JAV. (Credit to JDC members for showing me some of these box cover gems)

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Deepthroat Of The Ring 

Lets start with a great porn-o-fication of a fantasy classic. Replacing lord with deep throat is just, chef's kiss, perfect. It doesn't really make sense at all but it's provocative and that's why it is so funny to me. This is a much older film coming in during 2003, just two years after the hit movie. The actual film isn't anything special aside from one fun outdoor scenes with two women. The title really should've used more fantasy type costumes.

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"Bermuda 5th Anniversary Variety Special The Bald Woman Yui Hatano" 

This next one is just weird as all hell. The uber popular and long running Yui Hatano is cast as a bald women wearing a bad bald cap, making her look like a human ET. The only appeal for this title is the weirdness factor. It seems that Yui and some studio wanted to test the limits of her attraction. To be a fly on the wall to hear whoever pitched this idea. I know you shouldn't judge other people's kinks but who would want this? She does have her normal hair for part of the title, making it somewhat digestible. And yes the title does make some use of her baldness with her rubbing a dick on it as they are cumming. A truly odd title from a big name.

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"Thousand-Armed Tsubomi Goddess of Mercy"

Lets get that image out of our heads with a beauty of a cover. Tsubomi stars as a thousand armed goddess who fucks you with her many hands. Tsubomi looks fantastic with her goddess themed outfit and all those hands around. The black background is a little too plain though, it wish they gave her a better backdrop. Aside from the pretty cover the title is actually interesting too. The extra arms are used to fondle both Tsubomi and her partners during many of the scenes. It is pretty erotic to see a group of hands touch and fondle Tsubomi while she is having sex with someone else. A really fun title there is one scene where she and her arms are giving multiple hand jobs to a group of men at the same time. An interesting title that you would only see in JAV (More this less bald caps please).

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"Human Furniture"

Lets get even weirder with this next one. I mean look at that. The premise has women acting as furniture and used as such. It has a BDSM and bondage feel to it. Some BDSM practitioners like obedience play but this takes it even further and makes it odder. This came at the tail end of a different time in JAV when things were more wilder, looser, and outrageous. Now things have buttoned up more, for better and worse. And yes that is a woman hanging in the air, spread legged, being used as a chandelier slash light fixture. Another oddity that can only come from JAV.

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"Human Cattle Ranch"

This one and the last cover are a part of a series called Human Tools. This cover is just as odd as the last but even more surreal. The women are free range cattle, cared for and handled by farmers. They get fucked and played with in assembly line production style. The BDSM slant is stronger, a little rougher, and honestly this premise was a little enticing to me. One scene has all the women lined up and fucked doggy style (or in keeping with this theme cattle style). There is even a humor interview in the video where a farmer talks to a reporter while the girls just graze in the background .A really odd series from an older time in JAV.

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"Yume Nikaido In Dirty Diva"

I don't even know what happened with this cover. This has got to be the worst editing job I have ever seen in JAV. Her body is airbrushed to hell and her face. It doesn't even look like Yume Nikaido at all. This looks like that painting of Jesus that was butchered when "restored". I like to think that Yume, pissed off some editor and he got her back with one of the worst covers in JAV history.

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"Quickie Scrounging Maid - Yume Nikaido"

Okay here is a much better cover with Yume. Simple idea; Yume looking great in a sexy maid outfit. And no monstrous editing. An instant winner for any maid fans out there. Even as a non fan, this cover was very enticing. Yume looking cute as a button while wearing some skimpy lingerie? Sign me up. All this is better when you watch the video as it is, in my opinion, her best title yet.

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I'm Falling For Her 3-Star, Voluptuous, Meaty Body She's Got A Lusty, Explosive, Glamorous Ass Reo Fujisawa

Once again lets counteract that last bad one with this gem of a cover. I love this cover. Reo looks like a damn cartoon character here, looking stupidly hot and curvy. Yes there is some very generous editing and Reo isn't as big and curvy as it suggest (though still pretty big) but who cares. I get being annoyed but lying or disingenuous covers but sometimes you can just let things go. Let's just appreciate this fake eye candy.

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Sweaty lusty slut! Jailbreaker Compulsory Creampie 3

Now here is a cover that could have been great with the unnecessary editing. Touka Rinne is already hot as heck with a stellar stomach, so why add some badly painted on abs? The concept of the cover is great though as is the entire series. This is actually a great title and one of Touka's best. Don't let their bad covers fool you, it's got some great stuff in them.

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Your Rope. Ayane Suzukawa

Once again we get a funny, punny Bondage title parodying a modern anime classic. Your Name becomes Your Rope. Simple, easy, instantly enticing. Side note Your Name is fantastic and you should check it out.

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Lesbian In MF Fuck, Strap-on Lesbian Fuck Highlights 4 Hours

This is a simple one. Girl with strap on is going to fuck other girls. Simplicity at it's best while still being pretty darn enticing in my opinion. The woman on her knees begging for the strap on is hot. The title is a omnibus title with hours of strap on lesbian action for the interested.

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Golden Breast Milk Whore - Nozomi Hazuki

This golden dust slash painted titles are already pretty weird, so how can you make it weirder? By having the star milk herself while all painted up. Yep its paint play plus milking. 

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Colossal Tits And A Big Ass In A Miniskirt - This Chubby School girl Is A Real Slut 2

Imagine walking into them at night in a dark alley. They look like they could crush you with those thick thick thighs. A great cover that I love. Two giant women in school girl out fits that are also bottom heavy. The cover is a little misleading. They two ladies are not as big as it makes them seem. Although they are still pretty big.

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Her Legs Measure 88cm From Her Crotch To The Floor A Barely Legal Babe With Beautiful Legs The Temptation Of A High-Cut Uniform Arina Hashimoto

Let me start by saying that i am not a fan of Arina Hashimoto. I haven't really seen much of her stuff. But boy does she have a killer cover here. It is like they got a sailor uniform and combined it with a one piece swim suit. The merger creates one heck of a lewd outfit and a great cover showing off her nice long legs.

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A J Cup Titty Female Teacher Who Got Fucked During Her Duties As Advisor To The Swim Team

This next one is down right artistic. The way the lighting hits Rara and her big titties is just fantastic. With half of her titty popping out of her swimsuit and the other half hiding beneath it as she is in the pool. This is like a high quality photo shoot session from an Image Video that was picked as a cover. Something that should happen more often.

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Ecstasy, Dominant and Submissive: G-Spot Pleasure Makes Her Master Crazy

If the last one was like a photo shoot then this one is a still from a hot moment during some hot, hot sex. It is just a women with her sexy back turned to us as she goes down on another women who is just going wild with pleasure. So dirty, so lewd, so hot. Sometimes you just need to capture the best moments that can happen in a title. Another thing that should also happen more often.

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In Her Shocking Retirement Video Black Cosplay Heroine

This next one is one of my personal favs. It is just Rei Mizuna dressed as Chun Li with a big cock in her mouth. I mean she is absolutely stuffed here. The best part is her almost overwhelmed expression. A pretty great final video for the solid career Rei had.

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I'm Just A Door Knob Pussy Keyhole Kokomi Naruse

Yes that is a video about a woman who is a door knob...

This is just a taste of the good, bad, ugly, odd, and fun covers of JAV. Maybe next time we'll do a series focusing on the best, or worst, or weirdest, or most edited. JAV is great for not only being weird and wild but also making it so that the covers have become a part of enjoying JAV in of itself. Chime in below with your favorites (and non favorites). 

Til next time, Fried Chikan out