Different Strokes - Ranelar's Top Tits In 2022 JAV

I love breasts. Who doesn't?  Obviously, the best boobs are the ones that you can get your hands on, that's always first. However, this is the internet, so we can afford to be a lot more discerning by viewing them through the lens of JAV.  I've noticed that the blog tends to skew bigger than my cup of tea (for those who like 'em big, check out Panking's Top 10 Best Tits in JAV Right Now), wanted to provide my distinct view and preference on the best tits I've seen so far in 2022.  My picks are likely far from an unpopular opinion, but if you've read some of my other posts, you'll know I am quirky about physical proportions - the golden ratio of 1.618 for bust, hips, and waist in particular.

Defining the standard for best boobs

Before we start, I need to lay out a north star for the perfect set of breasts.  I got into JAV in the late 90's, and since then, there have been few girls who truly have given me pause for thought.  Some combination of factors really called my attention to these amazing racks, and I needed a way to qualify (and perhaps even quantify) all of the individual aspects to separate the wheat from the chaff.  To that end, I'll visually show and then describe my observations.

All of these girls have a few things in common. Aside from Noa, all of them have an F-Cup, and their dimensions are almost identical, at around B88cm W59cm H88cm (34in-23in-35in).  After analyzing their breasts through both photos and video, these are the aspects I wanted to focus on:

Size and Shape

The sweet spot is an F-cup on JAV starlets roughly 160cm (5'3") tall. As Japanese girls are generally more slight and petite than their western counterparts, anywhere from an E-to-G cup is within the acceptable window of proportions.  Smaller than an E-cup compromises on sag and movement traits, and larger than a G-cup looks asymmetric with excessive jello jiggle.  If one boob is bigger than an actress' face, it distorts her overall look.  F-cups can be comparable on girls under 153cm (5'0"), but then you're getting into busty petite territory, which I've written about before in Ranelar's 5 Under 5' - A Look At Five Busty Nymphs Under Five Feet Tall.

When it comes to shape, teardrop-shaped breasts have the most anatomically natural look.  They provide the slight sag that is required for the best, most realistic movement, while not compromising on overall roundness.  Completely circular, round tits can also be great to look at in a static picture, but don't move as well.  For areolas and nipple size, smaller is better -- Nana's and Ai's are just right, while Haruka's could just be a tad larger.

Cleavage spacing also needs to be very particular.  No more or less than an inch or so of intermammary cleft (yes, I looked this up -- this is a legitimate medical term) separating the breasts.  Too close and it's a uniboob, too far apart and the overall symmetry is affected (side-set) and they don't appear to be a "pair".

Sag, Fullness, and Movement

It's really important that the perfect boobs have a slight, but not a generous amount of sag.  This gives the impression of heft and ampleness, that the tits are not just lying on top of the chest like a volcano, but are an integrated part of the whole.  It also helps provide a sexy underboob crease that you wish you could just catch hold of.  Fullness is a more qualitative measurement.  The ideal is round and full above the apex of the breast without overstretching the skin.  There needs to be a slightly elastic quality to to the boob, where they are a couple of steps below fully engorged.  Too firm, and they'll appear augmented.

Breast jiggle is key to an AV actress' success.  When you combine shape, size, sag and fullness, you'll want to see a reasonable-but-restrained amount of bounce and quiver during cowgirl, missionary, and doggystyle.  If they look like helicopter blades spinning up, we've lost the plot.  Youthful skin elasticity has a lot to do with it, which is why we see perfect breasts on budding starlets and less on MILF actresses.

Seemingly Natural

This one is hard to truly know for sure, and can be defined by some of the attributes above.  One trait that could give away implants is a veiny boob, where the discoloration from the lines are visible on the surface.  Granted, this needs to be cross-checked across things like shape and sag as well, as some boobs are naturally veiny.  You'll also see with bolt-ons that they sit up high on the chest, there is very little movement during sex, and the skin is pulled too-taut over the breast.  Obviously, if you can see the distinct outline of an implant rippling under the skin, it's a good indicator of augmentation.  Despite this, plastic surgeons these days are magicians, so I'm sure there will be a lot of debate on what's real and what isn't.  Honestly, as long as they look natural, it'll suffice.

Ranelar's top 3 picks for best breasts in 2022

Now that we've defined the ideal, here are my top picks that I've seen so far this year.  I've kept it to current actresses that debuted in 2022 or late 2021.

Mio Kamishiro

Mio debuted in February 2022, and as of this post, has three titles under her belt.  Madonna has her as a 28 year old full-time housewife with little sexual experience.  I immediately was drawn to the fact that she's built like a brick house.  Everything is tight on that body of hers, at a Bust-Waist-Hip ratio of 1.53.  And that rack, G-cups that are perfectly symmetric teardrops and seemingly natural with an amazing sideboob profile.  Her breasts are full and have the right amount of heft, and convey sexy, hypnotic movement during sex.  One minor nitpick - her areolas are a tiny bit small.

I'll admit that her face isn't a head-turner, but if she and Madonna want to invest in her continued career, they can improve Mio with plastic surgery, dental work, hair, and makeup.  For those of you who were into JAV in the early 2000's, the legendary Kaede Matsushima wasn't much of a looker when she debuted but she looked absolutely smoking when she hit her stride, all the way to retirement.  But forget her face for a second, and let's get back to what's really important: look at that bounce - her tits have a springy snap, crackle and pop to it.  She's one of those girls where you'd never tire of having her tits in your face, hands, cock, or whatever else floats your boat.

Mio is already a fantastic performer out of the gate, she really knows how to fuck.  Many JAV actresses aren't great with using their hips to slam deeply into their partner, and some of the best are hafu girls like Karen Ishida.  When paired with the right actor, Mio's got great moves and drives some hot action.  I'd recommend I Went On A 2-Day 1-Night Hot Spring Resort Vacation, And Got Creampie Fucked Over And Over Again (JUL-886), where she makes Toru Ozawa come multiple times.  There's some great onsen action, and many opportunities to enjoy Mio's amazing rack.  Overall, a fantastic set of boobs in 2022, I look forward to seeing much more of her.

Airi Honoka

Airi Honoka splashed onto the scene in February 2022, and as of April, already has 5 movies out!  A 20 year old college student whose parent used to be a gravure idol herself.  Airi reminds me a lot of Natsuki Kumada (who changed her name later in her career to Risa Misaki) back in the early 2000's -- a fresh face, eager to perform.  Measurements are nice, at proportions of 1.48, and she's got a vibrant, toothy smile.  F-cups are the ideal for her height and frame, and they are spaced nicely on her chest.  I especially like her perfectly-sized areola and nipples, and she's got a distinctive Natalie Portman-esque beauty mark below the areola on her right breast.  Her tits have great heaviness to them, which is nice for a 20-year-old.  If you squint really hard, you can almost see glimpses of Saaya Irie, if she had decided to jump into JAV.

I can believe that she's only 20 years old and only 2 months into the industry.  As gung-ho as she appears to be with the sheer number of videos she's released so far, she appears to truly be a novice at performing.  She looks really good when she's getting fucked, but so far, Airi's a bit one-dimensional.  I wouldn't say she's a dead fish, but there is definitely room to improve.  Airi's always on the receiving end of things, she noticably slouches a lot, there's a bit of awkwardness and unfamiliarity with the stereotypical sex positions -- and a definite lack of muscle memory.  Reminds me a bit of Noa Kasumi when she started, but a little less shy compared to Noa.  On a side note, I wish Noa hadn't quit so soon, but I'm glad she hung on for the few videos she published.

Start with these two videos to whet your appetite with her titty-bouncing action: Gravure Idol 2nd Swimsuit Contest 1st Place Nice Body Real College Girl Gets Her First Creampie. No Condom Creampie. Airi Honoka (HMN-133) and My Girlfriend Cheats On Me With My Neighbor. "After Getting Asked, She Finally Gives Into An Older Guy's Insistent Demand For Sex" Compilation. Airi Honoka (DASD-986).  Both of these have great 3p scenes, and plenty of the more advanced cowgirl and standing sex action.  You get a glorious view of Airi's full, marshmallow-like rack from a lot of great angles.  I hope Airi continues to release new titles and puts in the work to learn the ropes and truly master the art of lovemaking.

Mirai Asumi

Mirai debuted in November 2021, so close enough for this list.  She's quite Amazonian for a JAV starlet, standing tall at 5'7".  Moodyz says she's a national track and field athlete, so she's very much in shape.  And she's got some nice G-cups that look just right for her height, and a Bust-Waist-Hip ratio of 1.49.  My first thought was how does she keep those puppies supported while she runs?  Whatever she is doing must be working, as her tits have some amazing elasticity.  They could very well be augmented, but man -- the skin around her breasts are so taut that they don't spill all over the place when she's getting nailed.  I also like her youthful, pink areolas -- they almost glisten and sparkle against her pale skin.  I especially liked how they looked in A Divine Titty YouTuber In A Heart-Pounding First Time Soapland Experience - Mirai Asumi (MIDV-022).  Her nipples are little pencil eraser nubs that remind me of those fruity-scented Japanese erasers I collected in school, and their budding, about-to-blossom look kept me captivated throughout the film. 

Performance-wise, there's two distinct things that I noticed.  First, she's really good at giving blowjobs.  Her debut work, This Divine Titty YouTuber Is Currently Active And On The Job - Mirai Asumi (MIDE-988), has an amazing scene near the end where Mirai just goes to town on her partner's cock.  She takes him quite deep down her throat, complete with the slurping, sucking, and ball licking that comes with world-class fellatio.  For a debutante, I was surprised at how she seized control of the action with some aggressive, adept 69.  This leads me to the second thing - Mirai loves taking shots to the face.  She's done it in just about all of her movies so far, and you can tell she truly enjoys facials, as her tongue is always out and waiting for it.  It's seldom you see a new face who is so eager to worship cock, and it's quite refreshing that she already has a great idea of what she's doing.

Mirai has a vibrant, lively quality to her on-screen personality.  Her smile is quite infectious, almost Yui Hatano-like.  I would like to see her in more dramatic roles, especially since she's a Youtuber and looks great on camera.  The last one she was in, While My Wife Was Away For 3 Days Visiting Her Folks, I Was Left With My Stepdaughter, Who Had Big Tits, Was Ripe For Fucking And Still Growing! So I Fucked Her Enough To Last A Lifetime - Mirai Asumi (MIDV-078), was ho-hum, there wasn't much for her to do.  She could also use a bit more experience and put her toned muscles to good use through more adventurous positions and assertiveness.  Man, I'm still mesmerized by how full and seemingly natural her amazing tits are, and hope Mirai keeps it up!  I'll leave you with one more facial to enjoy.

In Closing

This rounds out my top tits in 2022 so far.  Do you agree with how I define the standard for best boobs?  What other criteria should be considered?  Who did I miss?  Let's hear it in the comments!