Hitomi Tanaka Retrospective Part 1
Unfortunately, the one and only Hitomi Tanaka has now officially retired. I figured now would be a perfect time to take a long look back at her career and see what years were her best and worst. I'll be counting down all her years starting from the bottom and going all the way to her greatest at #1 with this post focusing on #13 through #5 while part 2 will cover the final 5. I won't be including 2008 and 2022 as they weren't a full year so they don't really count. But if you were really curious they'd probably land near the bottom. I'll be giving some comprehensive thoughts on every year as well as dishing out my top favorite and least favorite films from each one. Without further ado, let's begin!
13. 2009
It probably shouldn't come as any surprise to see Hitomi's first full year in the industry land in the bottom spot on my list. She was very rough at the start of her career both physically and as a performer. Her body itself was fine but her face left a little to be desired if I'm being honest. And her acting was very subpar in the early stages here. Everything from her facial expressions to her enthusiasm was lackluster. Many of the films released during this period for her felt extremely vanilla and basic, as you'd expect from a recent debut to be fair. Films such as STAR-148 and STAR-159 were just your typical soapland and first creampie videos respectively.
They didn't offer up anything memorable really at all and are far outclassed by better similar films later on in her career. Then you have films with a dumb premise like STAR-139 where the focus is on extreme close-ups of her pixelated pussy. But there were some unique films like STAR-153 and STAR-165 which featured her getting fucked and fondled in various public settings. Much more daring than anything you'd see today. One thing I do appreciate about these older films is that they possess a certain charm about them. It's interesting seeing how rough Hitomi was at the start and knowing she'd bloom into a certified megastar later on.
Best Video of the Year
ARS-030
"Cum-Loving Nursery Worker"
I really had no struggle in selecting my top choice as this video wonderfully combines cum play, great action, and a memorable and unique plot. The premise puts Hitomi in charge of an adult nursery of sorts where she frequently services both the clients and fellow faculty members. The "cum loving" part comes into play when she fantasizes about receiving a group facial from clients all while she's "breastfeeding" one of them. It's all pretty silly and over the top but certainly makes for one hell of an entertaining watch. You can attribute part of that to her acting. Hitomi delivers an above-average performance as she plays her role quite well and boasts some nice enthusiasm at times. Nice job all around.
The action is perhaps the best aspect of the film. For starters, it features 4 full sex scenes in all with one even being a threesome. In addition, there's that fantastic group facial scene with her getting covered in cum. My only two gripes are a very lame blowjob scene and that most of the cumshots are lackluster, besides the group facial scene. Hitomi's appearance is another bright spot as she sports some cute and revealing outfits that highlight her bust and she's got some nice pigtails to boot. And from a technical standpoint, it's nearly flawless. The lighting is superb, the camerawork is terrific and the set design fits the theme perfectly. All in all, it's a fun, memorable, and entertaining film that still stands as one of her most unique to date.
Worst Video of the Year
STAR-148
"High End Sexual Service"
It's no secret that I loathe soapland films so no surprise to see this at the bottom of my list. As far as the setup goes it's fairly straightforward with Hitomi working as a soapland girl. Starting out with learning the ropes a bit before taking the lead soon after. Expect all the bells and whistles of a typical film within the genre. For what it's worth the sex itself isn't too bad and the first introduction scene with her and a, I assume, professional soapland girl is solid and fun to watch.
My main issue with this film and with the soapland genre overall is the incredibly slow pacing. There's a major focus on foreplay consisting of kissing, licking, and lotionplay with Hitomi rubbing herself all over the actor. It's just one of those things that aren't that satisfying to watch. It leads to a bloated runtime that could have easily been condensed. Also, the location variety is pretty bland and repetitive. They all feel the same and don't stand out at all. In addition, her performance is rather mixed. At times she boasts great energy and facial expressions and other times she's lackluster and barely engages at all. This just isn't my cup of tea. If you like the genre you'll probably enjoy it more than me but otherwise, this film is a major snoozefest.
12. 2021
It's sad to say but Hitomi's last full year in the industry was very underwhelming. The overarching problem that plagued nearly every release from this year was just a lack of real enthusiasm or "spark". You really got a sense that Hitomi was often just phoning it in regarding her performances. It seems her motivation was just completely gone by this point which is somewhat understandable given she had 13 years into the business at this point. These disappointing performances really impacted several of her films and held them back. A good example is PPPD-917 where she played a nympho librarian(film in the center there). Everything else about the film was great but her middling performance was not a good fit for that type of role.
Sometimes though even a good performance wouldn't have saved some of these films as many were just painfully bland and vanilla. PPPD-942 and MEYD-691 are good examples of that. They're not offensively bad per se but don't offer up anything memorable at all in the long run. Despite this, there were still several great films to enjoy. Like PPPD-954 which had her visiting some lucky virgin fans and having sex with them. Or PPPD-896 casting her as an alluring girl-next-door. In these films, her performance was a slight upgrade from her average output for the year. Even these few great films though can't save the year from mediocrity.
Best Video of the Year
PPPD-964
"The Rabbit I Helped Came To Pay Me Back! Hitomi, A Bunny With Colossal Tits"
I think many Hitomi fans would agree that PPPD-964 was her best film of the year. This film capitalizes on the big reverse bunnygirl craze that swept the year as it casts Hitomi as a literal bunny turned human after getting adopted by a younger guy. It's an amusing plot for sure and if nothing else pretty original which is always nice to see especially from Oppai. Helping this plot come to life is Hitomi's terrific acting. She's not entirely perfect as she does lack a little "spark" at times but she plays this role well and boasts great facial expressions. It's definitely one of her better performances from the year, if not the best.
As a whole, the action is fantastic boasting three full sex scenes alongside a handjob and paizuri scene. The sex features a nice variety of positions and one is even shot in POV which is always a treat. The cumshots though are rather weak or just fake altogether. And when it comes to the production values the film succeeds quite well. Starting off with the wardrobe variety which is absolutely a massive highlight. All the reverse bunny girl outfits look absolutely stunning. The camerawork is fantastic and the pacing is very evenly balanced across the board. All this combines to make for what is easily her greatest film of the year with the hottest cover as well.
Worst Video of the Year
PPPD-976
"I'm Underneath The Futon, Having Sex With My Bro's Girlfriend, Trying Not To Get Caught"
No surprise to see this here. The plot here centers around a man living with his bro and his girlfriend played by the lovely Hitomi. She accidentally catches him jerking off and in the moment he grabs her taking her under the covers. Once underneath they eventually have sex as you'd expect. The rest of the film follows the pair fooling around with much of the emphasis on sneaky, undercover sex. The plot itself is fine but the under the covers theme is just absolutely terrible. All the under the cover scenes suffer from abysmal shots that give you an extremely poor angle of the action or are just shot way too damn close. It's not enjoyable at all since the intensity is very underwhelming too.
Also, the location variety is really lacking as many scenes reuse the same exact room and bed over and over again. It certainly doesn't help that her performance is pretty hit-or-miss overall but some of that can possibly be chalked up to the general theme constricting her. The action itself was mostly disappointing too with a worthless masturbation scene and 2/3 sex scenes taking place under the covers making them completely unsatisfying in every way. There is an enjoyable paizuri scene and sex scene at least that take place outside the covers but it's not nearly enough to salvage this film at all. This is easily one of the worst ideas that Oppai has ever had. This theme just doesn't work or make for any enjoyable scenes as a viewer.
11. 2010
2010 was early year that was a bit rough around the edges but still boasted some hidden gems deep within. This was no doubt a big year for Hitomi as she would begin to shoot for two of her most prolific studios in both Moodyz and Oppai. Her figure was improving a bit as well although the same really couldn't be said for her acting as she was still relatively subpar. It was an interesting year though as we saw some truly outstanding films like my pick for her best of the year down below but also some truly terrible videos. A few examples include MIDD-599 and MIDD-648. Both of which just lazily feature a generic theme of titty stimulation which combined with her underwhelming acting makes for an extremely dull experience.
However, it wasn't all bad. We did get a few paizuri-centric films that were solid and provided some good eyecandy at least. We also got a couple of creampie-focused films from Moodyz in MIGD-325 and MIGD-347 that were both decently enjoyable. While most of her films this year lacked any real premise there were a few outliers. Such as PPPD-115 which featured a fan thanksgiving setup and PPPD-112 with its spin on the classic lewd nurse porn trope. So while there were a few highlights to be had, most of the films suffered from a weak performance and just were overall forgettable as Hitomi would execute these similar setups to a better degree later on in her career.
Best Video of the Year
MIGD-331
"Dream Woman 78"
This was one of the earliest bukkake films I ever watched and still remains a huge favorite of mine. Being a massive fan of the genre I had to pick this as number one. MIGD-331 is composed of many different scenes featuring a different scenario for each and all center around Hitomi getting covered in lots of cum. One glance at the back cover will tell you that. As to be expected with a Moodyz-produced film, the production values are on point with excellent lighting and camerawork. Plus the pacing is well-rounded too as no scenes feel too long or dragged out. Also, Moodyz does a great job of varying up each scene so you're never truly bored. Some other bukkake series will repeat the same general scene over and over throughout the whole film but not here.
Some examples include her playing an OL who gets fucked while taking on a ton of facials. Or another scene with a split-screen of her jumping up and down and being goofy while on the other side she's getting splattered in cum. By far though my favorite is the first scene. It's just a simple bukkake scene of her kneeling and taking over a dozen loads to the face but she looks fantastic and the facials are massive. I will admit her performance isn't special but the main attraction here, the bukkake, is very good. There are even some nice paizuri cumshots to boot. Really can't go wrong with this one. If you love Hitomi and bukkake, then this is a perfect match. It's definitely the most niche title here but for those into the genre like myself you'll absolutely love this one.
Worst Video of the Year
DASD-132
"500 Cumshots In A Row"
Easily the worst film of this year and it's not even close. DASD-132 features no plot or story at all which shouldn't be surprising. Instead, it's all about Hitomi taking 500 loads of cum either in her mouth or pussy through sex. Hey, that sounds like it could be decent right? If you're a big fan of creampies and lots of semen then this should be a dream cum true. Not in this case though as every single cumshot here is 100% fake. The cum isn't even remotely realistic looking either as it's some of the worst looking fake jizz I've ever seen. Everything from the color to the thickness is completely off. And that's only the beginning of the issues with this film. There are 3 other critical flaws and the first is her performance.
To be blunt her acting here is terrible. She's entirely submissive, doesn't engage at all, and often just lays there like a dead fish waiting to be glazed. The next major problem is the pacing. This film is a staggering FOUR hours long. It's insanely bloated and repetitive. All the scenes take place in the same room pretty much featuring the same exact setup. Perhaps the most criminal offense is the garbage sex. For one the cumshots are laughably bad as each one is the same shit every time with the guy approaching her and shooting one or two shots of "cum" and then leaving. The quality of the sex scenes is dreadful with each lining up and fucking her lasting only about 10 secs before "cumming". There is absolutely nothing redeeming here.
10. 2011
2011 was the year where I really feel like Hitomi starting to come into her own. She was branching out in regards to plots/themes as well as studios as we saw her not only shoot for the likes of Moodyz and Oppai but also Attackers, Madonna, and even Fitch. Her body was starting to improve more and more as well. What I mainly mean by that is that her chest was still continuing to grow. The rest of her figure largely remained the same although she did put on a bit more weight which certainly helped to fill her out some. Now regarding the video quality of the year itself, it is very mixed. For starters, 2011 saw the release of her infamous tentacle video that I'm sure served as many people's introduction to Hitomi.
There were a few duds for sure like JUC-630 and JUFD-162 which both featured her in a submissive role with some very weak acting. But most of her releases from this year, especially from Oppai, fell into the average category. PPPD-131 for example which capitalized on the whole 3D gimmick was incredibly basic and vanilla. Despite this, there were several notable videos for sure like MIDD-751. It's the film where she plays an array of different jobs and is the source of that famous gif of her busting out of a zipped-up uniform in a locker room. Also, many of her most memorable covers come from this year too. All in all, 2011 was a year with some big highs but dragged down by a slew of painfully average films and a few major duds.
Best Video of the Year
MIDD-738
"Drilling These Titties Is Amazing"
As as massive fan of paizuri I had to name this as Hitomi's very best film from 2011. It is indeed a super simple premise. This film is all about tittyfucking and sex. Beyond that, there's no plot whatsoever or really even unique scenarios for each scene. While that could be a flaw it proves to be a nonfactor here as the film is brilliantly executed and delivers the goods. One reason for this is the production values which are top-notch. We all know Moodyz is always high grade in this area and that proves to be the case here. The setting and room variety is terrific helping keep the scenes feeling fresh and interesting. The lighting is on-point as well plus the camerawork is remarkable too with some excellent use of POV. And it's all rounded off with some stunning wardrobe selection for Hitomi. Each outfit highlights her magnificent chest and she sports some unique hairstyles too such as pigtails.
Next, I'll touch on her acting. For the most part, she delivers a serviceable performance that certainly gets the job done. Now she's definitely not perfect as she's still prone to whining and is a bit too submissive at times during the sex scenes. However, when it comes to the paizuri action she is on top of her game with exuberant energy and lively facial expressions. Also helps that the cumshots from the tittyfucking are very explosive. This leads me to the action and I gotta say it's fantastic across the board. Not only are the paizuri scenes some of the best of her career but the sex scenes are astounding as well with some amazing position variety and superb pacing. All in all, there are virtually no flaws with MIDD-738. This film delivers exactly what every Hitomi fan wants. You got great action, solid acting, fantastic sex scenes, Hitomi looking stunning, and best of all brilliant paizuri goodness. What's not to love?
Worst Video of the Year
RKI-106
"Sex With The World's Largest Dicks"
Oh, nice! Who wouldn't want to see Hitomi plowed by the world's biggest dicks? Surely this can't be all bad-- oh wait it's produced by Rookie. Unfortunately, this film is a complete sham and manages to be one of her all-time worst films actually. As you may expect there's no overall plot here. Instead, it's all about Hitomi sucking and fucking huge, throbbing fake dicks. In reality, there's no real sex or cumshots of any sort here. She's basically just fucking a bunch of massive dildos for two hours. These "dicks" are so comically big and over the top as well which I suppose is fitting. I mean go big or go home right? Well, this film should've gone home, and stayed there.
The biggest and most glaring issue is of course the action. It's the meat of the video but when all the actual "meat" is fake it's completely unsatisfying. Sure it can be somewhat amusing watching her tittyfuck these huge dildos but it's still terrible all around. Now would be a good time to mention her acting. Her performance during the paizuri scenes isn't too bad as she boasts decent enthusiasm. However, when the actual sex begins she's pretty underwhelming. I will say for what it is it's a decently well-produced film but again like my previous entry, it's quite niche in concept. Unless you like to watch Hitomi fuck around with giant dildos for two hours then don't bother. It's a complete waste of time.
9. 2020
2020 is when Hitomi's performance ability took a bit of a downturn. This can mostly be chalked up to the covid pandemic as Hitomi has stated that it took a toll on her mental health and even proved to be the primary reason that pushed her into retirement. The latter half of the year was when it started becoming noticeable. But for most of the year, she was certainly solid and usually delivered. The themes and video quality itself left a bit to be desired though. In typical Oppai fashion, she had a few painfully vanilla releases like PPPD-828 and PPPD-860 that were both quickly forgotten about. Not only that but there were a few that just flat out missed the mark.
A good example of this is PPPD-863 where Hitomi plays a seductive female boss that was marred by some really shoddy camerawork. Despite these lackluster films, there were definitely some worthy highlights with one of my personal favorites being PPPD-818 which stands as my overall favorite timestop film ever. Her acting in that one is absolutely flawless. PPPD-824 is also pretty great with her playing a door-to-door lingerie saleswoman. I can't forget about MDVR-092 either which was her 2nd VR film and remains as her best VR experience to date. In the end, 2020 gave us a couple of standout films but some extremely uninspiring films really held it back from true greatness.
Best Video of the Year
PPPD-881
"I Didn't Expect To Share A Room With The Big-Titted Senior On The School Team Trip... She Made Me Fuck Her Over And Over Again"
Honestly, you could easily swap around my #2 and #1 spots as both films are equally good. Really just depends on the mood. Anyway, PPPD-881 is easily her best non-VR film of the year. The plot centers around a man sharing a room with an athletic busty senior in Hitomi while on a school trip. After catching a glimpse of his bulge she becomes infatuated with him and loses control of herself as she succumbs to her lust. She ends up fucking him silly over and over milking countless loads out of him while getting very sweaty. A simple but effective plot that provides some brilliant eye-candy with Hitomi in skimpy sports bras soaked in sweat.
Lighting and camerawork expertly capture all this as well as doing a fantastic job at complimenting her bust and figure. She delivers a pretty great performance to boot. Her enthusiasm can feel a little reserved at times but still does a fine job at play her role. Plus the action is top-notch with superb position variety as it features an equal amount of missionary, doggystyle, and cowgirl which certainly helps to prevent the scenes from getting too stale. Plus one of the sex scenes is even shot in POV. Overall this film more than lives up to its stunning cover and delivers a near-perfect film.
Worst Video of the Year
PPPD-850
"I Was Put In A Hospital Room With A Woman Suffering From A Powerful Case Of Lust. I Was Unable To Move Because I Had A Broken Leg, And She Pounded Me With Ass-Shaking Fury!"
By far this was my least favorite Hitomi film of 2020. The premise centers around a man who is hospitalized with a broken leg. He ends up sharing his room with Hitomi who is quite horny and wants some action. So she throws herself at him and fucks him silly. The rest of the film follows the two forming a sexual relationship that grows stronger and stronger all behind his girlfriend's back. This all sounds decent on paper but the execution falls flat. The position variety is lacking and there's barely any risk involved with the action which feels like a huge wasted opportunity.
The production quality is rather hit-or-miss with some wonky camerawork at times and unappealing set designs. In addition, her performance was very forgettable and average at best. I was expecting something better from her and was rather disappointed. Plus, I feel like her boobs look quite smaller than usual here. And on a personal note, I'm just really not into this drama-heavy type of plot. Definitely not my cup of tea at all. Some may have enjoyed this one but not me. Very mediocre across the board in every notable way.
8. 2014
2014 was an interesting year for Hitomi. She spent nearly the entire year as an exclusive actress for Tameike Goro. This studio focused heavily on housewives and cheating. And while on paper it may sound like things could get repetitive, which they do a little bit, they manage to create just enough variety throughout all these releases. Yes, she does play a married woman in many of these films but her role/profession is different every time which certainly helps to freshen up the plot to ensure each one feels different than the last. I really feel like this is one of her most memorable years if nothing else.
You could see some shades of a budding performer emerge. This is most notable funny enough in some of her more submissive roles. Not just that but physically she's in real nice shape as her boobs are bigger than ever before. All in all, 2014 gave us some real nice storylines that we've never seen from Hitomi before. And while a few don't quite land, most of them are pretty impressive. A great example is MDYD-971 which features her playing a former gravure idol whose past comes back to haunt her. PPPD-291 is another fun one with her taking on the role of a nude maid. Despite some slightly repetitive themes, this was still a pretty solid year all around.
Best Video of the Year
MDYD-931
"The Ravaged Female Money-Lender With Colossal Tits"
I never really gave this video much of a look back in the day but upon revisiting it last year I was blown away. It features a very nice setup with Hitomi playing a very bitchy boss whose employees are getting fed up with. They discover she's been secretly making undercover deals with another company and threaten to release that info unless she becomes their sex slave pretty much. This leads to her being broken down and succumbing to the lust at the end even going as far as to be used as a negotiation piece for new contractors. The plot is handled very well and is paced out quite nicely. Bolstering the premise is Hitomi's superb acting. She delivers one of the better submissive performances of her career to date.
Her transition over the course of the film is done wonderfully. She boasts solid enthusiasm as well as some incredible scowl facial expressions that really drive home how pissed off she is at first. All this definitely helps to make the setup more believable. The sex is equally as good with several group sex scenes all ending in a messy facial. It really capitalizes on her being a fuck toy. And there's virtually no filler to bog it down either which leads me to the production values. Across the board, it's fantastic with top-notch lighting, amazing camerawork, and expert pacing that keeps the film entertaining from start to finish. By far one of her best submissive films to date that nails every single aspect. A true must-watch.
Worst Video of the Year
MDYD-921
"Busty Married Woman Hitomi Ends Up as a Hostess at the Creampie Hot Spring"
Coming in dead last is one of my least favorite Hitomi videos ever and one that is absolutely forgettable in every single way. The premise involves Hitomi having to work as a hostess for a hot springs in order to make some money and pay back a debt. In typical JAV fashion, things don't go quite so smoothly for her as she ends up being used as a sex worker by the boss to satisfy both himself and his customers. He even tasks her with tittyfucking a visiting minister so he'll give a good review for the place. Honestly, it's not really a plot that I can connect with and in general, I don't really care for hot springs-themed films.
Unfortunately, the rest of the film doesn't impress in any way. Her performance overall is very submissive which is fitting sure but she'll still lackluster across the board. Facial expressions are weak and she can get pretty whiny. Hitomi has definitely delivered better submissive performances, some of which you'll see on this list shortly. The action at the very least is decent with several sex scenes including a threesome at the end. The production values are relatively solid too with great atmospheric lighting and fitting set designs. Overall I just feel absolutely nothing for this film. It's just not my cup of tea at all and falls flat.
7. 2017
2017 was an interesting year for Hitomi's career. It seems to be a rather common opinion that this year was one of her weakest on record. I don't quite agree with that sentiment. The biggest issue with this year was just how uninspired most of her videos were with Oppai. Many of them featured no real plot at all and only incorporated an extremely light theme that was executed with no real creativity like PPPD-594 which was a painfully bland soapland film. It was either that or using an incredibly dumb setup like in PPPD-609 that completely ruins any potential enjoyment from the film entirely.
There are definitely some major highlights from this year though they manage to outshine some of those duds. We have PPPD-541 which served as a terrific paizuri-centric film showcasing her signature skills. PPPD-548 was another great one featuring Hitomi going around and fucking "random" guys in a college dorm. And PPPD-618 was brilliant casting Hitomi as a seductive teacher. And all around her performances were pretty consistent throughout. She'd always give a great effort every time for the most part. 2017 definitely has its fair share of duds that weight it down a bit but the truly great ones help elevate it to a pretty solid position overall.
Best Video of the Year
PPPD-534
"An Ultra Colossal Tits Titty Fuck Massage Parlor A Full Curse Of TittyFuck Creampie Sex"
Massage themes are nothing new in the world of JAV. However, this one stands as one of my all-time favorites in the genre. The general premise is super simple as Hitomi plays a busty masseuse who specializes in tittyfucks and creampie sex. That's really all there is to it. With such a huge emphasis on paizuri it better be good right? Well, thankfully it is. PPPD-534 features some of the best paizuri scenes of her career There are actually 3 full scenes devoted JUST to paizuri. And actually one of those is a clothed, hands-free paizuri scene with a sports bra that ends in an explosive finish. Across the board, the paizuri action is top-notch as her technique is excellent and the cumshots are massive. Those two factors are vital in a paizuri scene and they're handled very well. The rest of the action is just as amazing. The two sex scenes feature some incredible position variety with some gorgeous angles and natural lighting. The intensity of the sex is also quite good too.
Moving onto her performance which is another strong highlight. Now I can't say that she's perfect but for the most part, she does an excellent job. She boasts solid facial expressions, good energy, and her paizuri tech is on point. Last but definitely not least is her appearance which is one of the best aspects of this entire video. While she does wear a few nice masseuse-type outfits that fit the theme the real highlight is just how amazing her figure is here. Her body is in phenomenal shape with everything from her tits to her waist looking spectacular. This was one of Hitomi's best era's in terms of her physique and this film is a perfect showcase of that. PPPD-534 may be simple and basic but it absolutely gets the job done boasting incredible paizuri action, fantastic sex and highlights her outstanding body. An absolute must-watch for any fan of massage themes and of course Hitomi lovers.
Worst Video of the Year
PPPD-579
"DIY Bondage: Cheating With A Married Slut With Colossal Tits"
When I began to craft this list I completely forgot this film even existed. It's so forgettable. Although part of that is attributed to my lack of interest in the premise. It centers around Hitomi playing a married woman whose husband is unable to satisfy her sexual needs. He hears about this from a neighbor telling him how she is faking her moans. So the husband asks the man to fuck his wife for him. The film then follows their ongoing sexual relationship while the husband watches. It's the textbook definition of an NTR or cuckold film. And personally, I didn't care for it all. It's just not my cup of tea. It's also kind of ridiculous with the wacky contraption the guy rigs up on the cover.
Now I can admit that Hitomi's performance isn't half bad despite my dislike of the plot. She plays a good submissive role here with fitting facial expressions. And at the end, she dials it up a bit as she begins to enjoy herself and taunt her husband while he watches her have sex. Technically the film is decent with adequate lighting and camerawork. But the pacing is unbalanced with the middle sex scene dragging on and on with too much foreplay thanks to that dumb contraption. Hitomi's wardrobe is solid though with some nice stereotypical housewife attire. In the end, it's an average at best film for the most part but you really gotta enjoy cuckolding to get ample enjoyment from this one. Definitely not for me.
6. 2012
2012 was an interesting year for Hitomi. If there's one word to summarize the year for her it would be variety. She did a wide assortment of themes such as old men, gym/workout, outdoor sex, big dicks, and fan thanksgiving just to name a few. While most films here are great there are unfortunately a couple that fails to miss the mark. One such film is MIDD-911 which just focuses on Hitomi and an actor fucking in a hotel room the entire time. I can appreciate the fact that this guy shoots about 10 plus loads with her which is commendable but it's still really bland. MIDD-889 was her first fan thanksgiving film but the soapland theme really bogs it down and results in a mediocre outing.
Thankfully, the rest of her releases were pretty satisfying for the most part. MIDD-861 was an excellent paizuri-centric film serving as a nice showcase of her talent. MIDD-921 casted her as a lewd exhibitionist making for some fun outdoor scenes giving her a great opportunity to demonstrate her nympho side. MIRD-113 was an amusing collab with fellow busty actress, Ria Sakuragi, making for some juicy eye candy. PPPD-175 is another highlight mainly for it featuring the infamous leopard print dress scene that many Hitomi fans know very well. There is a lot to love from this year with plenty of memorable films.
Best Video of the Year
MIDD-879
"Jcup Super Huge Titty Instructor"
When I began formulating this list I knew right away what my number one entry would be. MIDD-879 is not just her best film of 2012 but one of her most memorable films from this entire period of her career. The premise is quite simple as it casts Hitomi as playing a lewd fitness instructor at a gym. The premise isn't anything wholly original or innovative but it's a classic that makes for some very enjoyable scenes. Which of course leads me to the action and scenes themselves. In all, there are 3 sex scenes with one being a threesome and a paizuri scene. Also, there's quite the wacky scene with her getting busted in the bathroom sniffing some dirty, sweaty shirt. As a result, she makes the guy jerk off within stall onto her tits. While it's not an action-packed scene it certainly helps sell the idea of her being quite a pervert.
The other scenes fair very well thanks to their varied setups and some top-notch production values. All throughout the film, the camerawork is magnificent capturing all the best angles of Hitomi and her massive jugs in action. Pacing is finely balanced as well. Perhaps best of all is her wardrobe. One look at the cover should give this away. Every single scene features a stunning outfit that showcases her cleavage and tits in a remarkable fashion. Especially in the last scene with her in a sports bra getting super sweaty. Some truly amazing eye candy. Couple all this with a relatively fine performance where she does a solid job at playing the role of a perverted fitness instructor. MIDD-879 is by far her best film of 2012. How can you go wrong with Hitomi in a sports bra, right?
Worst Video of the Year
ZONO-048
"Hitomi 's Sticky Kisses and SEX With An Old Man"
What do you get when you combine old men and sloppy kissing? My least favorite film of hers from 2012. One of my least favorite themes is sloppy kissing so right away I was turned off by this one. Plus I'm not a huge fan of old guys to begin with. That's really the only central plot here. It's just Hitomi with some old men, kissing and licking like crazy. So right off the bat I am pretty much instantly turned off. The kissing aspect is present throughout the entire film. Every single scene features it. They'll constantly make out during the sex scenes which really ruins any potential the action has. I don't know if there's really anyone who wants to see Hitomi sloppily swap spit with old men. It's just gross all around.
I can tolerate videos with old men but one thing I hate here is that at one point Hitomi "baby bird" style feeds one of them and it's repulsive. So beyond the offputting themes what else is there? Well her performance overall isn't too great. She's mostly submissive all around and rather forgettable. The action across the board is a mixed bag. The sex scenes themselves are fine if you ignore the kissing aspect. However, there's a very lame handjob scene along with a pointless scene of her making out with a pane of glass and rubbing her tits all over it. It's completely unsatisfying. This has to be one of the most niche films she's ever produced. If you're into old men and kissing then go for it but otherwise it's not worth your time whatsoever.
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Of course, I'm gonna point out the titles I can't abide:
- Banging the old dudes: this sickens me. The usual guys (save for 'Carlos') are gross enough, but this a living nightmare.
- Nursery worker: the premise is completely lost on me. Who was this aimed at??
- Sex with the 'biggest' dick: madness. I call this one a 'paying the rent' title.
I have nothing to base this on, but I'd like to believe she, also, wasn't down with some of these, but what choice did she have.
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