More Holiday JAV Ideas - Part 2

So now, after a thrilling first installment, we come to the second, hopefully just as thrilling conclusion to this duology! Yes, we’re doing another batch of holiday-themed JAV plotlines, and if you figured out from the first article the reasoning behind what holidays I selected, you’ll probably have a decent enough idea of which holy days I’m about to list down below. But even if you didn’t figure out the pattern (and I don’t blame you, since you would need a very specific and obscure encryption key to do that), I hope you still enjoy the creative situations I’ve constructed. And even if you know what days are on this list, I hope the JAV scenarios I’ve devised are sufficiently imaginative to surprise you. So, without further ado, let’s conclude this fun little series with a bang! (Yes, haha)



He then proceeds to do just that, enjoying a smorgasbord of haremic delights, soaking up the notoriety that comes with being one of a kind, and having expertly shot and crafted harem scenes with a plethora of pert poontangs. Think something like Genjin Moribayashi’s harem extravaganza, or any of the hentai works by Omina Tachibana. It’s wonderful, it’s the life. Our mountaineer is in such a paradise that he’s almost glad he’ll never see the outside world again. Ah, to stay like this, forever. Normally one would have to pass away to enter such a heaven as this.

But of course, if you remember our masquerade story, or indeed, the source material for this JAV, you probably know that something is afoot. Something is lurking just below this paradisiacal polish, and there’s rot and worms in this wood, right? The only question is what sort of rot? What sort of worms? What sort of sordid fate awaits our mate the mountaineer?

Well, it all culminates in our hero, having plowed his way through every other woman in the valley, finally gaining an audience with the queen. At last, he grins to himself, with the skills I have gained in lovemaking from my other conquests in this valley, I shall make every inch of this sovereign alight with ecstasy. And then, so impressed by my virility she will be, I shall be granted the title of royal consort, nay, king of the valley, to rule beside her just as I have dreamed.

So our mountaineer goes to the throne room of our queen, and readies himself to fuck the shit out of her. When he sees her, ready and waiting for him, she makes it clear that this will be no easy task. He’ll need to put in everything he’s got. Is he up to the challenge?

And so they fuck, and it looks like our mountaineer might be defeated. But finally, when the dust is settled and the last cum is shot, our mountaineer is declared the victor. The queen pants in exhausted satisfaction, utters a “wow” at our hero’s prowess, and promptly orders her guards to seize him. Our mountaineer is then taken to an underground laboratory where he undergoes a lobotomy and is reduced to a mindless sex slave sperm donor for the rest of this lost civilization, put in an underground pen with the rest of the men they’ve collected over the years. Yes, in the end this became a gender-swapped version of “The Queen Bee”, with a dash of a less-racist “The Rats in the Walls”, because why not? Still, even if our mountaineer’s mind is too far gone to truly comprehend his situation, at least he’s happy. I suppose. [Ominous cackle]

Our next challenger, Ox, may seem like a more difficult opponent. He’s big and buff and has loads of stamina, after all. But unfortunately, he’s actually easier to take down than Mouse, even. See, in Chinese, the character for cow, bull, and ox are all the same. But this is an English language site, and in English oxen are specifically bulls whose balls have been broiled and battered into Rocky Mountain Oysters. So when Yui pulls down this man’s pants, to her great surprise she finds he’s as smooth as a Ken doll down there. But he’s a good sport about things, and after a bit of cuddling he’s satisfied enough to let Yui pass.

Next up we have Tiger! He’s super cool and he knows kung fu! Drives a thousand-dollar car, wears a hundred-dollar tiger-pattern suit. And when it comes to the ladies, he’s out of sight. Remember, it wasn’t for nothing that our boy H. G. Wells was said to frisk like a tiger (the man was a fiend!), and this man poses the first serious challenge Yui has to face. When she defeats him, she actually breaks a sweat. But defeat him she does, and she moves on to the next man.

Yegads! Rabbit! If ever there was an animal associated with sex more than a tiger, it would be a rabbit! And as this ikemen wearing bunny ears bounces over to Yui, you may think she’s done for. But you must remember, rabbits’ reputation doesn’t spring from their horniness, but their breedability. They’re known for fucking simply because they can make offspring far more easily than most other animals. Their focus is never on sex for pleasure’s sake, but for procreation. So, once our leporine lech creams Yui’s pie, he’s satisfied enough to let her pass on to the next challenger.

To our surprise, Dragon is not a man, but a woman! A stunning baroness, dressed in a dragon-print qipao. Who will win this lesbian spectacle? Yui and her cheongsam, or Dragon and her qipao? The answer is, of course, Yui, but not before Dragon puts up one hell of a fight.

Then, we have Snake, a man with a very, very, very long appendage. See, one of the best things about JAV censorship of penises is that you can more easily utilize fake dicks, and in this case this fake dick is the biggest Yui’s ever seen! Still, with her handjob skills, she’s able to overcome Snake, even though his cumshot is of the infamously voluminous kind.

Now, sticky and spattered in Snake’s spunk, Yui hobbles over to Horse. She’s showing her first signs of strain, her stance is wavering, but Horse has a challenge for her: put on a strap-on and fuck him in the piledriver position till he cums. Why piledriver specifically? Because to pull it off, you need to have a strong horse stance. Hey-o! Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week.

Anyways, after completing her task with Horse, Yui moves on to Goat, whose carpet-munching skills threaten to turn Yui into quivering jelly. Goat wants nothing more than to eat Yui’s beautiful bush out, and if Yui gives in to his oral abilities, she won’t be able to go on! Thankfully, she pulls through, and though she’s severely weakened by this point, she manages to stagger on to the next challenger.

For Monkey, Yui must have a steamy bathhouse scene. For Rooster, a man who cums far too easily. And for Pig, she must fuck the archetype Joey the Anime Man refers to as the Creepy Guy. But finally, after all is said and done, Yui manages to defeat her last challenger, and emerge from her train ride triumphant. Oh, you love to see it. Here’s to hoping she’ll do it all again next year.

How will the new Monarch o’Cats be chosen? Simple. Like in Squid Game, but sexy. So, to start off with, it’s an orgy! A massive orgy, if you manage to make it through still potent and in form before the time is out, you move on to the next round! It’s a fierce fight, with men and women succumbing to post-coital exhaustion left and right, but Hibinyan is determined to win this round. As she fucks her way through other men and women, on occasion she and Yui will lock eyes from across the arena, exchanging fiery gazes of determination.

With the first round finished, both Hibiki and Yui move on to the next round, wherein each woman is assigned three men to wear them down further. Hey, isn’t that kind of unfair, singling the women out like that? Yes it is, but life isn’t fair, and Hibiki and Yui take this phallocratic upset in stride. While other women are weeded out of the competition, Hibiki and Yui hold firm and outlast their gangbanging competitors, surviving and thriving onto the next round.

For this round, Hibiki, Yui, and two other men are the only ones left. It’s the penultimate part of the competition. Will Hibiki manage to make it to the final round? As she and Yui pair up with their male counterparts, they are each determined not to be outdone by the other one, and in their rivalry with one another, they quickly reduce their male partners to exhausted, cummed out husks of men.

Some of you might be thinking to yourselves “Hey wait a minute. Isn’t this kind of like that time that Mana Sakura and Ai Uehara were catgirls and had a similar foursome?” And you’d be right to assume that, because that’s exactly what this is! But now we’ve reached the fourth and final round, where it’s just Hibiki and Yui, competing for the Crown o’Cats.

Immediately they pounce on one another, purring and petting their pussies playfully. They lick, they mewl, they quiver and claw at one another as the sheer force of their frisky, feline fucking frenzy flattens the arena to the ground. The other contestants watch in awe as Hibiki and Yui create a catastrophic cataclysm, catadioptric cations cascading from their lovemaking. Oh, it’s a sight to see, and when at last the climactic crescendo is created, the two women lie bare and exhausted on the arena floor. Who shall emerge victorious? Who shall stand up first and secure their position as the Queen o’Cats? Hibiki? Yui? Who will it be?

Hibiki and Yui turn their heads slowly, tiredly, towards one another. That was the best fuck they ever had. Also, let’s be honest, Hibiki and Yui are both such fixtures of the JAV scene, I don’t think you could get away with having a competition between them resulting in a clear victory for one over the other. They have their reputations to uphold, after all.

So when the pair of women stand up once again, it’s together, each supporting the other as they limp to the center of the arena and receive their crown. Like the belt of a heavyweight championship, Hibiki and Yui hold up their crown as the crowd applauds and cheers. The sexy tournament has come to a close, a new (well, two new) Monarchs o’Cats have been crowned. And hopefully the viewers at home were able to wring some pleasure out of the whole ordeal.

I can think of no better note to end things on. So with that, we shall bring this series of articles to a close. But before I go, let me send out a question to our readers. What sorts of holiday-based scenarios would you like to see in JAV? What actors? What directors? What genres? What companies? Whatever ideas you have, please, feel free to leave them in the comments section. We here at ZENRA would certainly love to hear them.