Pan Takes - May 2022 Volume 1
There was a solid amount of variety from the month of May. We got several multi-actresses films with a wide array of results. Some good and some very disappointing. In addition, we got some big boobs of course coming from Yuria Yoshine as she stars in an office lady film, and on the opposite side of the spectrum, we got the bubble butt Ichika in a succubus video. One was a resounding letdown and the other was very satisfying. Find out which one came out on top by reading down below. Without further ado, let's dive in!
MIAA-626
"Submissive Man Gets Mobbed At A House Where They Are Having A Girls Party. Gets Fucked All Night Long Until The Morning"
This film is the epitome of a cursed monkey paw wish. Here we have a 3P film where the two actresses actually interact but unfortunately, it's directed by the one and only, Samoari. It's one of the most frustrating films I've ever seen. It boasts a simple setup with the pair here staying over at this guy's house and fucking around with him all night and into the morning. There's plenty of fluff too such as them going out to eat at a ramen bar and cooking a meal at home. However, this all really bloats the runtime to a near three hours and isn't all that engaging to watch after a while. You can thank the shoddy camerawork for that. There is no camera guy here meaning it's all static shots and handheld cameras.
I understand the purpose of it is to create a sense of voyeurism but it's very unsatisfying and leads to some god-awful angles that utterly ruin the otherwise amazing threesomes. The best part is the constant interaction between the duo as they constantly fondle, lick, kiss, and even eat each other out. It's a breath of fresh air among modern 3P films. Their chemistry together is solid too. Not all the action is great though as the middle of the film really bogs down with some handjob action and filler fluff. In fact, there are only two sex scenes which is a bummer. It's difficult to rate this as the lesbian interactions are noteworthy for sure but it's severely hampered by the terrible camerawork and bloated pacing. Samoari just ruins everything he touches.
Overall Rating - 7.1/10
LULU-139
"My Boss Is A Married Woman With Big Tits Bursting At The Seams Of Her Suit, Her Tits Get Me Super Horny And She Uses Them Non-stop To Service Me Till I Give Her Tons Of Cum"
Yuria Yoshine + OL makes for a wonderful combination and that's precisely what we get here. In this one, she plays a busty married boss who has an affair with one of her male employees which leads to them having sex all over the office. The setup isn't anything terribly unique but as a big fan of OL myself, I enjoyed it for what it is. One aspect that they absolutely nail is her wardrobe. Not only does she sport some sexy OL outfits but she also keeps them on during the action which is a major plus. Yuria all around looks stunning, especially her hairstyle featuring some nice bangs. Her performance overall is not too shabby. She's not perfect but does boast some nice enthusiasm and plays her role quite well.
The action for the most part is pretty good consisting of two sex scenes, a blowjob scene, a handjob scene, and lastly a paizuri scene. My one main gripe is that I wish there was another sex scene as the middle of the film drags a bit with these non-sex scenes. Another slight issue is that some of the cumshots are really lackluster. Thankfully, the sex scenes themselves are enjoyable. The rest of the production values, beyond her wardrobe, are fine but nothing too remarkable. The lighting is decent but is pretty much the same throughout the whole video and the camerawork is good with some use of static shots that actually aren't too bad. All this makes for a quality OL film that is a great watch for any fan of this theme.
Overall Rating - 8.5/10
CAWD-374
"Unlimited Ejaculations! A Triple Threat Big Tits Reverse Bunny Rejuvenation Massage Parlor"
What could be better than a bunnygirl? How about three of them? Triple the satisfaction right? The general premise is pretty straightforward with these three ladies playing slutty masseuses giving out a special "happy ending" to their customers. It's a decent enough setup and I appreciate that all three actresses are involved in every scene so the cast is well used at least. This leads me to the action which is pretty great actually as it consists of four sex scenes and a handjob scene. Now the biggest downside is that nearly all the cumshots are just fake creampies which is a bummer but sadly to be expected. It renders the handjob scene to be pretty unsatisfying as a result.
However, the sex scenes fare quite well with each actress getting the spotlight in the first 3 sex scenes, and in the last one they all get in on the action. Regarding the performances here, it's a little mixed. There's very little interaction between them but individually they sport solid enthusiasm with the highlight being Rino Yuki. The production values all around are on point with varied settings, good lighting, and great camerawork. Now my score would be a bit higher but truthfully I'm not a fan of Kokona Asakura at all and I'm lukewarm on Honoka Tsuji. So as a result I wasn't too interested when they were the center point of the scene. It's not too bad overall but seeing as how I don't really enjoy 2/3 of the actresses here I was mostly indifferent.
Overall Rating - 7.5/10
MIAA-629
"Right Here After School Every Day This Succubus Possesses His Classmates And Summons Them For Some Naughty Fun!?"
Ichika playing a succubus? Sounds like a home run on paper but its execution leaves quite a bit to be desired, unfortunately. The premise centers around a student who summons the spirit of a succubus that ends up possessing a female classmate of his in Ichika Matsumoto. I feel mixed about this take on the succubus theme. I can appreciate the slow buildup of her slowly being transformed over the course of the film but this results in really just one scene of her sporting the traditional succubus outfit. It's a bit underwhelming for sure. Ichika's performance overall is good but I wasn't blown away. I honestly expected a little more out of her but came away feeling just whelmed. Her enthusiasm could've been a bit better especially in the last scene.
Another issue that bugged me was the lighting. It is way too bright in many of the scenes. I'm not sure if Moodyz was trying to be stylistic or something but I'm not a fan. While the lighting is a miss, the POV camerawork is handled nicely. Also, the settings are decently varied. Finally, regarding the action, it's another mixed bag. It features two sex scenes and three blowjob scenes. I appreciate that the blowjob scenes feature an element of risk to heighten the risk factor but it still feels a bit repetitive. The sex scenes at least are solid but the fake cum aspect wears thin after afterwhile. Overall, I expect much more from this one but the execution of the plot, lighting, and action leaves it feeling half-baked.
Overall Rating - 7/10
GAS-496
"Everyone Has Been Eagerly Waiting! BEST Titty Fucks Of Misono Mizuhara"
It's no surprise that I am a big fan of paizuri-themed films so naturally, I was pretty thrilled when I discovered that Misono Mizuhara released a film dedicated entirely to it. She seemed like a good fit for it and for the most part, it succeeds. At its core, it's a simple vanilla paizuri flick. There's really no central premise beyond that. Although one scene does incorporate a minor scenario with her playing your best friend's girlfriend or something but it doesn't amount to much. If you just want some good ol' fashioned tittyfucks, this is the film for you. A key attribute of any great paizuri film is acting and for the most part, Misono does an adequate job.
She displays pretty good enthusiasm throughout coupled with nice facial expressions. Not only that but her technique itself is good. Once in a while, she'll resort to using her hands but she mostly utilizes her tits to get the job done which is exactly what you want to see. Regarding the action, there isn't too much to talk about as every scene is just a paizuri scene. The cumshots are all pretty great thankfully with only a few underwhelming loads. Doesn't seem like any fake cumshots here. Now I will say that technically the film feels a bit bland. Much of the lighting and settings feel the same which wears a little thin. Not to mention her wardrobe is pretty basic too. If you're super into paizuri like me, I think you'll enjoy this. If not there's not much for you here.
Overall Rating - 8/10
MIRD-216
"Out In The Boring Countryside With Naive Girls With Big Tits And Glasses Pushing Their Boobs Up Close For Harem Fun! Surrounded By Huge Tits! Caught Right Between Them! Getting A Creampie Load For Summer Vacation"
This one features a pretty stacked cast but how does it fare overall? Not too shabby overall. Here we see our lovely group of ladies visiting some relatives for summer vacation. During this, they get a little touchy and soon enough have sex with several of the guys. I may be a little off but I believe that's the gist of it all. All this results in lots of group sex which leads me to the action. Overall it consists of two threesome sex scenes, a fivesome sex scene, and a group tittyfuck scene that is just okay at best. The sex scenes are pretty satisfying at least with a good mix of positions and letting each actress get an equal share of the spotlight. Although the prevalence of fake creampies in every scene is certainly a bummer.
Also, I'm sad to report that there's very little interaction between the cast as you probably could've guessed. There is a moment where two share a creampie and kiss a bit but the load is fake so it's rendered mostly pointless and loses some satisfaction. Moving back to the positive side the lighting is generally really nice and all the actresses look fantastic. You're treated to plenty of eyecandy in this one. The camerawork is excellent as well as it manages to capture some really great close-up and wide-angle shots. Performance-wise they all do a decent job and boast solid chemistry with each other despite the lack of interaction. Overall, this is an enjoyable harem-type film that if nothing else provides lots of eye candy and solid group sex.
Overall Rating - 8.4/10
HBAD-621
"A Popular Busty Esthetician Who Secretly Seduces Through A Cloth With Her Bare Thighs And Ass"
I can never get enough Nene Tanaka so I just had to check this one out. It's a pretty simple film as the premise tasks her with playing a seductive masseuse that gives her customers a little more than just a "happy ending". It's got all the bells and whistles of a traditional massage-themed film which unfortunately means it's a bit plagued by slow build-up. It's not too egregious but it's a bit bloated at times. Thankfully the rest of the film is executed quite nicely. Nene's wardrobe is great and fits the theme pretty well. On top of that, she looks amazing and is dummy thicc. Those thighs of hers are godlike. The lighting is on point too as it's soft and compliments her figure wonderfully.
In addition, the settings are decently varied for a theme like this. The action overall is solid consisting of two sex scenes, a paizuri scene, and an assjob scene. The range of positions is terrific and the paizuri scene is great. However, the last sex scene is a bit too brief with only about 10 minutes of actual sex. Also, the assjob scene is capped off with a fake cumshot which dampers the enjoyment for sure. Last but not least we have her performance and for the most part, she does a terrific job. Her energy is consistent throughout and is backed by some alluring facial expressions. This film likely won't blow you away or contend for video of the year but does provide some enjoyable action and showcases Nene's thick body incredibly well.
Overall Rating - 8.2/10
EYAN-183
"A Pair Of Married Women In Sexless Marriages Swap Husbands. Super Heavyweight Colossal Tits And Huge Asses On Both Sides To Work That Cum Out During A Nympho Harem Threesome"
It had been a few months since Maria Nagai's last regular new release so needless to say I was pretty excited for this but unfortunately, it misses the mark by a lot. Now despite the title implying there's a plot here, there really isn't. The film just focuses on these two having sex with a few guys in a hotel room. It's extremely simple which isn't always a bad thing but the execution here is downright tragic. The production values are easily the worst aspect of the film and really ruin any potential it had. The settings are extremely bland as each scene takes place in nearly the exact same dull white room. Making matters worse is the flat lighting that is once again the same throughout every single scene. It's all so repetitive.
But that's not all as the camerawork is equally awful. The shots will either be way too close or taken from confounding angles, usually from down low which gives you a poor view of the action. As a whole, the production feels very amateurish. The action itself is just average at best. It features two threesome sex scenes and a paizuri scene across a two-hour runtime which results in some lousy pacing. Especially with the paizuri scene considering its 40 minutes long and ends with a fake cumshot. Also, most of the loads here are sadly fake. And to top it all off there's barely any interaction between the pair although individually their acting is at least fine. Overall, it's a complete dud marred by some horrible production values making for a bland experience.
Overall Rating - 5.5/10
HMN-174
"What! Even Though I Picked You Up...! She Won't Let Him Be And Makes Him Cum Over And Over Again For Creampies With Loud Orgasms"
If it isn't my number one favorite director, Samoari, at it again. It's been quite a bit since I've watched a new Akari film and admittedly the trailer didn't look half bad. The premise tasks Akari with picking up "random" guys and having her way with them. Sound familiar? Well, that's because it's the setup to nearly every film of his. This time though with a splash of "ruined orgasms" which means jerking the guy off until he's about to cum and letting go. That's about it besides his usual nipple play obsession. Despite the repetitiveness of the plot, I still had a decent time overall. This is mostly due to Akari's remarkable performance. She's very spunky here with great enthusiasm and lively facial expressions. It's easily the biggest highlight of the entire film.
The action consists of three sex scenes and a handjob scene all filled with many cumshots that may or may not be fake. The position variety is just okay at best as it features lots of cowgirl and standing doggystyle. It makes some sense given the dominant theme but a little more variation would be nice. Now we get to the production values and it's about what you'd expect from Samoari. The settings are fine but he still manages to cram a vending machine in there as usual. The camerawork is spotty with some shots looking fine and others will leave you scratching your head. But despite this, I still mostly enjoyed my time with this film. It's far from perfect but Akari's bubbly performance manages to make it worth a watch.
Overall Rating - 8/10
CJOD-346
"A Beastly Old Lady With Colossal Tits I Went Back Home To The Country And Got Hit With Sweaty Slut Sex By My Two Voluptuous Step Aunties In A Body-Pressing Fuck Fest"
I was very hyped to see this one after it was first announced last month. And I'm very happy to report it more than lives up to the hype to end up as one of the best 3P films in years. The setup isn't anything too crazy as it centers around this guy visiting some relatives including his two busty aunts. They of course get a little frisky with him and soon enough they're fucking him silly. It's a decent enough premise that makes for some wild threesomes. And it absolutely delivers. The action consists of 3 threesome sex scenes and a double paizuri scene. Admittedly that scene is very forgettable and ends with a lackluster cumshot. But the threesomes are incredible. The only negative is the prevalence of fake cum. Other than that it's very satisfying.
The best thing by far is the interaction between the duo. You often see in a 3P film the two actresses not engaging with each other but not here. The pair frequently fondles and kisses each other. Not to mention eating each other out after the "creampie". It makes the action much more engaging and refreshing. Not to mention their chemistry is top-notch. Having worked together already you can tell they're pretty comfortable with one another. They each boast great energy too. This is all backed by some superb production values with its sexy wardrobe, good lighting, and a nice coat of sweat on them throughout the film. This is how a proper 3P film should be. And of course, it's directed by Nao Masaki. Truly one of the best around.
Overall Rating - 9.5/10
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