Pan Takes - September 2021

Published : September 27th, 2021 Written by Panking

Welcome back to "Pan Takes" the series where I dish out 10 quickfire reviews on some of the more notable films that I watched from the month of September. Phat asses and big titties are on the menu for this month so brace yourself. What better film to kick this off with than the anal debut for June Lovejoy. Does it make for a hole-in-one or a huge miss? Read on to find out!

JUNY-042

"At Last The Ban Is Lifted! Pleasurably Anal-Fucking A Climactic Plump White Explosive Ass"

Here we have June Lovejoy's very first anal film. Anal in JAV can be a bit of a hot topic. Some really love it and others loathe it. But perhaps this could be a film that would set a new standard and really impress. Well, I can confidently say, absolutely not. Much like any anal debut there is no plot here whatsoever. Instead, the entire focus is centered all around her ass and lots of anal play/teasing. So right off the bat let me just say that the pacing here is absolutely terrible. It boasts a 2 hr and 40 min runtime but consists of just 3 scenes. Yes, three whole scenes. And the action isn't even close to being good enough to justify this ridiculous pacing.

There is about an hour of foreplay before any real action begins. And even once it does it's very bland. Then we're treated to a whole 30 min scene of just anal play. Then we get a potentially nice threesome scene at the end but even that's underwhelming due to very minimal use of DP. Even when it is used, you can't see anything beyond a mess of pixels due to the heavy censorship. It's a waste of time. June's performance doesn't really help either as she can be pretty whiny and submissive which falls right in line with this type of film. This film just furthers my belief that anal in JAV is complete garbage. It's rarely good. Don't bother with this one as it's just another painfully lackluster anal debut.

Overall Score - 5/10

MIAA-496

"A Convenient, Plain Jane Big Tits Girl In Glasses"

This is a genius pairing and one that on paper should be a home run. It certainly boasts a very enticing cover but we've been fooled many times before in the past. The premise centers around the pair here playing sex workers while sporting a "plain jane" type of look. The film then follows the threesome going at it and having sex in a few very minimally different locations. You've no doubt seen this type of plot before. It's nothing original and doesn't do anything in particular unique to stand out. This basic plot leads me to one of the first many issues I have here which is the bland settings. I realize that given the type of plot you can't expect too much variety but every location feels the exact same from one another.

The other production values fair decently well with a nice array of outfits for the pair here along with solid lighting all around. This duo really does look outstanding together. Unfortunately, that's where most of the praise ends. The sex is easily the most disappointing aspect. First off, there are no real cumshots whatsoever. It's all fake which is extremely lame. And while each scene is ultimately a threesome, it's not satisfying at all as the pair barely interact with each other. I'm not expecting MIRD-150 levels of interaction but give me something at least. And then there are just 2 actual sex scenes with the rest being outercourse/paizuri scenes. There are a few good parts here and there but overall it falls short of its potential.

Overall Score - 7/10

SSIS-172

"Secret Dirty Talk And Extreme Nipple Play"

Yet another month with another Rara Anzai release. Is this one better than her last one? Well...somewhat. The central theme featured here is a combination of dirty talk and nipple play all while in a public setting. Each scene incorporates a unique scenario which is certainly a plus. Some examples include her seducing her boss in an office and playing a teacher who jerks off her student in class. However, these scenarios can be hit-or-miss as some are really ridiculous. The most prime example being when she stripes a guy completely nude in a cafe and tittyfucks him. But overall I think the majority of the scenarios succeed and the variety is quite nice overall. One major aspect that this falters in is her performance.

It should come as no surprise to hear that her acting is very mediocre. She is completely devoid of any real conviction and it makes her acting seem hollow and empty. Her facial expressions at times aren't too bad but they still don't feel genuine for the most part. Moving on, the actual sex here is disappointing. There are just 2 sex scenes that are both average. The rest consist of handjobs and paizuri that aren't too bad thanks to the unique setups but the heavy use of nipple play is really dull and brings them down. The lighting can be hit-or-miss but at least the setting variety is solid. While I greatly enjoyed the theme the execution falls flat for me with its lackluster action and mediocre acting.

Overall Score - 7.6/10

CLUB-651

"Sweaty Ex-gangster Housewife Has Filthy Dick-Fucking Trip With Her Younger Workers"

That is quite the cover, right? It is certainly eye-catching and grabs your attention. From what I understand the plot centers around Nina playing the head of a construction crew who indulges a range of sex acts with her workers. The theme itself is really only relevant in the first scene as the rest of the film doesn't really incorporate it at all. As a result, it feels a little underutilized. Most of the focus is on the action so how does it fair? Well, it's a mixed bag of sorts. The biggest issue present here is the overuse of fake cum. Not only are there fake creampies but plenty of fake cumshots too. Admittedly it doesn't look that bad but still a pretty big bummer. Moving on, the film boasts 2 group sex scenes and a paizuri scene.

All these fair quite well thanks to some good lighting and camerawork. However, the film features 2 other scenes that are somewhat forgettable. They include a masturbation scene and a scene that has the actors covering her in paint(?) as she then rubs her body all over them. It can make for some good eye candy but it's still underwhelming in the end. Speaking of which, one of the best things here is the sheer eye candy on display. Nina wears a few very sexy outfits that suit her uber-thick body quite nicely. Her acting is also a highlight as she does a great job at taking the lead and playing her role. Despite a few frustrations with some scenes and heavy fake cum usage, it's still a good time and sure to please any Nina Nishimura fan.

Overall Score - 8.3/10

SSIS-175

"Tits Temptation Driving Me To Cheat"

I was eagerly awaiting this particular film especially after her previous video which definitely surpassed my expectations. The theme here is a big favorite of mine. I'm sure most of you know the gist of this plot. She of course plays the older sister of your girlfriend and as hinted at it's all shot in POV. The inclusion of POV greatly enhances the overall experience making it much more engaging overall. And as always risk plays a major element in nearly every single scene. Some examples include her jerking you off in the car or fucking you in a bathroom stall. Overall the variety in the action and the settings is terrific. As I just mentioned there's a nice array of locations such as the backseat of a car, bathroom stall, hotel room, and in their house.

The action is fantastic across the board. There are 3 full sex scenes(with no fake creampies) alongside a handjob and paizuri scene. Every scene here is enjoyable. The sex scenes boast a solid position variety and the non-sex scenes are satisfying too thanks to the added risk factor. Bolstering all this is her fine acting. A good performance is vital for a film like this and she mostly delivers. Aka manages to stay quiet when needed while displaying nice enthusiasm and facial expressions. Lastly, most of the production values are superb such as the camerawork and her wardrobe. However, the lighting is a bit off in some scenes with it being too bright at times. It's definitely a must-watch for any avid fan of hers as well as POV lovers.

Overall Rating - 9.3/10

MEAT-035

"The Temptation Of A Big Ass At The Men's Massage Parlor"

Never has there been a more accurate code prefix than this one. There is indeed plenty of "meat" to go around here. The central premise of this one is pretty much summed up by the title. It revolves around Shiori Tsukada playing a masseuse giving some lucky customers a very "happy" ending. It's an admittedly very simple plot but makes for an enjoyable experience overall. Let me get my negatives out of the way first which begins with some of the production values. The whole film feels a bit cheap with some reused settings. It's not a huge deal but worth pointing out. Another issue is the prevalence of fake cum. I'm almost certain that there are no real cumshots in this film whatsoever which is a damn shame.

Now one of the best elements here without a doubt is her appearance. Shiori looks outstanding and makes for some incredible juicy eye candy. She's in her physical prime at the moment with her ass and titties being in remarkable shape. The action is mostly pretty good all around. It features 2 sex scenes, an assjob scene, a blowjob scene, and lastly a solo masturbation scene that is actually not too bad. All the scenes are terrific but as I mentioned the 100% fake cum usage is a big letdown. Finally, her performance is a bit hit-or-miss. Sometimes she's not too bad with solid enthusiasm and other times she can get rather whiny. Despite the few issues I had I still say this is a very satisfying film. So far 2021 has been a stellar year for Shiori.

Overall Rating - 8.4/10

MEYD-701

"Sweet Married Woman Is My Totally Accepting Mistress"

It has been a little while since I've checked out a new release from Ai Sayama. This particular one caught my eye so I decided to give it a shot. The premise centers around a man having a secret affair with a married woman played by none other than Ai herself. And honestly, that's about it regarding the plot. It's not inherently a bad setup but it doesn't really go anywhere or do anything innovative. The husband isn't even seen at all which is a big missed opportunity for some potential risky sex scenes. Overall it just sorta feels half-baked. At least the production values are relatively solid. The lighting is excellent going for a more natural feel and it works quite nicely. It's not too bright or too dim.

The camerawork is on point as well with some really great angles of the action plus a few POV scenes which is always a treat. Unfortunately, her wardrobe is non-existent for the most part which is a slight bummer personally. Next up is the action which is excellent boasting 6 scenes in all. They consist of 4 sex scenes, a paizuri scene, and a blowjob scene that is pretty forgettable. I will also say the POV scene is lacking in position variety and there's a bit too much fake cum for my liking. The rest are all superb though. This is mainly due to her strong performance. Ai is always consistent with her acting and she delivers here boasting an alluring and sultry vibe with great energy. Easily worth a watch for any Ai Sayama fan.

Overall Rating - 8.6/10

BLK-517

"Rough, Vulgar Hips"

I definitely had a lot of hype going into this one. The trailer looked amazing and that cover is certainly eye-catching. While it's not necessarily a bad video it absolutely leaves something to be desired. It shouldn't come as much of a surprise to learn that there's no real plot here at all. Instead, the entire focus is on her ridiculous body and massive booty. Not that it's a bad thing by any means. I am starting to crave a little more plot in here recent releases though. Anyway, let's talk about the action since it's the main focus. It is very much so a mixed bag, unfortunately. On one hand, it does feature a nice amount of scenes with seven in total but it's not a case of quantity > quality here. It consists of just 2 sex scenes which is a real bummer.

Now granted both are terrific and one is even a threesome which is nice. Some of the fake cumshots are a bummer though. But the rest of the scenes are either just okay at best or complete garbage. The blowjob scenes are mostly misfires with one being particularly bad with a lot of missed potential with its lack of facesitting. Beyond that, there are some mediocre outercourse scenes. Another issue is the cheap production values. Most notable with the settings that are pretty dull and reused. And lastly, Maria's performance was pretty average. She has a few good moments but nothing truly stood out to me. Overall, it's still an enjoyable film for sure but this had the potential to be her best film yet. It surely falls short of that prospect.

Overall Rating - 7.8/10

PPPD-963

"Cum Loving Slut With Soft Tits Enjoys A Titty Fuck"

After recently giving Honoka Tsuji a chance I stumbled upon this new release which looked pretty interesting as I do love paizuri and cumshots. This film boasts a staple theme of Oppai of taking a simple concept but executing it in various ways with a wide range of scenarios. As you can probably guess the whole film focuses on tittyfucking with lots of cumshots. Some even resulting in her swallowing but I can't confirm if the cum is real or not. Given how much fake cum is used currently I wouldn't be surprised if it's all fake here. But at least it does look somewhat convincing. As I mentioned each scene presents a different setup with her playing an array of roles such as a nurse and workout instructor.

This certainly helps to keep things fresh and prevent the scenes from getting too stale. Regarding the action, it features just 2 sex scenes with the rest being all paizuri. All the scenes are enjoyable thanks to the varied setups and a fine performance from Honoka. For what it's worth she does a solid job at varying up her technique. You'll get to see some standard paizuri alongside some hands-free and blowzuri. Overall she displays some nice enthusiasm helping to bolster all the scenes. The production values fair pretty well too thanks to a nice setting variety, adequate lighting, and balanced pacing. Admittedly if you don't care for paizuri then there's no reason to watch this. But if you do enjoy it, you won't be disappointed.

Overall Rating - 8.5/10

MMKS-016

"Mean Service: A Healing Big Butt Soapland Princess"

After the resounding disappointment that was her anal debut, I was eagerly craving something to get the taste of that film out of my mouth. And thankfully, Marrion came through delivering the goods. The general setup of the film is like any other ass-focused Marrion film although with this particular series it features a soapland theme. Now anyone that knows me is aware that I typically loathe soapland films. I approached this film with skepticism but came away greatly impressed. If there's one thing Marrion is good at it's showcasing a nice booty. This is apparent by the stunning production values. The camerawork and lighting all help to accentuate her big ass going for a nice soft approach without being too harsh. Always a plus.

In addition, Marrion is always capturing the absolute best angles of the action. The pacing isn't too bad either. It does boast some of the usual soapland fluff but it's not dragged out too much. This leads me to the sex which is superb. There are of course a few sex scenes that are very enjoyable overall with plenty of positions to highlight her huge ass. On top of that, there is some outercourse and lots of facesitting. And the cumshots are all real here too. Truly an achievement in the current JAV landscape. This is all topped off by a solid performance. I wasn't particularly blown away but her enthusiasm is good and she's relatively engaging. All this makes for one of her best films ever. Nothing but top-class ass here.