We all have those things in JAV that can really grind our gears. Sometimes they can be minor and other times large enough to cause you to stop watching completely. Maybe it's sloppy kissing, bad lighting, rimjobs, certain types of plots, or something else entirely. We all love JAV but somethings can just gets on your nerves. Now for this list, I will be going in order of least to most egregious. Starting out rather harmless to the absolute worst aspect that I just can't stand. Without further ado, let's begin!

10.Sucking or tittyfucking a dildo/Fake dicks

You've all seen this before in JAV. A whole scene dedicated to the actress sucking on a dildo or giving it a tittyfuck. I find this to be absolutely unsatisfying and a complete waste of time to be honest. I just don't see the appeal of an actress sucking on a piece of silicone for 20 minutes. It comes across as filler with the only purpose to just pad the film's runtime out. Whenever I come across one of these scenes in a film I always just skip right past it. It's just not enjoyable in any way. Just cut the scene out and give me an actual blowjob or paizuri scene instead. This can also apply to films with fake dicks where they purposely try to deceive viewers into they're real. Get that crap outta here.

9. Rimjobs

Rimjobs are absolutely not my cup of tea at all. They don't turn me on whatsoever and are pretty gross to watch. Whenever a rimjob is happening onscreen I usually just hit the fast-forward button as soon as possible. I just don't see the appeal of seeing an actress eat a guy's asshole out while jerking him off. Experiencing it may be a different story but watching it is just a no-go for me. The sounds the actress makes during a rimjob are pretty off-putting too. Sometimes a studio will make a rimjob focused film which can easily be avoided but a lot of times they'll sneak in a rimjob scene right in the middle of a film or even just during a standard scene catching you off guard. It's not the worst thing in the world but still not something I enjoy watching.

8. Anal

I'm just gonna come out and say it. Anal in JAV has never been good. Now I don't mind anal in western porn. It can be pretty good when handled right. But when anal comes into play in JAV, it's always a letdown. Before anyone says it, pegging is not a factor in this. I'm strictly talking about actresses performing anal and getting in the ass. I've seen plenty of anal in JAV and only once or twice have I ever been impressed. The actress generally never seems to enjoy it at all and always appears to be on the verge of tears. This is especially noticeable in anal debut films. Plus a lot of the times anal play seems to be used in dark plotlines with forceful sex. The censorship isn't helping things either so if an actress gets DP'd, you can barely see anything beyond a mess of pixels. I've seen folks online clamor for an actress to do anal but in my mind, the novelty rarely pays off. 

7. Excessive toy use

These scenes can sometimes be downright insufferable. Now I'm not completely against the idea of using toys in a scene. If a vibrator gets busted out every now and then I'm perfectly fine with that. My issue is with scenes that are dedicated JUST to toy use. This can be either the actress alone using a vibrator on herself or, even worse in my opinion, have a group of guys use a wide array of toys on her. You know the scenes I'm talking about where the actress will be in the middle of a bunch of guys and each one has a wand vibrator. In some cases, it's those little mini egg vibrators. It's all usually capped off with some ridiculous over-the-top acting.  Sometimes these scenes have the audacity to go for nearly half an hour too which is just insane. It's a complete waste of time and almost always an automatic skip from me.

6. Weak cumshots

Nothing can really end a scene in a whimper like a lackluster cumshot. Whereas a sizable cumshot can really cap off a scene in a satisfying way. It's the cherry on top so to speak. But when the guy goes to cum and he only ekes out a few drops it's incredibly disappointing. You can have an amazing scene with great action and everything else but if the cumshot is underwhelming it really brings the scene down in my opinion. Not enough to ruin it per se but still a downer. I find this negative applies the most to paizuri scenes. It's so disappointing when the guy is getting his dick milked by a nice pair of tits and only shoots one shot of cum, if that. Even worse is when the guy just cums inside a condom. It's just so anti-climatic. And I understand that the actor may have had to shoot multiple scenes that day so his "tank" is running on empty but it's still a pet peeve of mine all the same.

5. Large group sex scenes

Sometimes less is more. Now let me just that I am okay with scenes featuring one actress and multiple actors or harem-type scenes for example. However, when it gets dialed up to say 2 or more pairs of actors/actresses the action tends to get way too messy. It’s often too hard to focus on what’s happening due to all the chaos. You’ll often be enjoying one actress and then five seconds later the camera pans to another actress. This leads to some rather jarring camerawork. Not to mention the noise level is often not too pleasant with all the typical whining except magnified 3 times over.

4. Soapland

Anyone that frequently reads my blog posts is probably aware of how much I typically loathe the soapland genre. While there are a very select few films that I can appreciate, most of the time they nearly bore me to death. My main issue with it is that the films end up with a severely bloated runtime that is just incredibly dragged out due to all the usual soapland fluff. Such as spending half the scene with just the actress rubbing her naked body all over the guy. I'm sure it would be great to experience but watching it is utterly dull and monotonous. In addition, the scenery and settings for these scenes are almost always the exact same and are quite bland. If you're someone that has been to a soapland before then I'm sure you can appreciate the genre more but as someone who has zero experience with it, it does absolutely nothing for me.

3. Lack of proper interaction in threesome scenes or duo videos

This factor can really ruin any potential a film has. When the film has two actresses on the cover together it’s only natural to assume they must interact to some degree right? And don't get me wrong. I'm not expecting MIRD-150 levels of interaction every time as that's just ridiculous. But when the pair in the video don't interact AT ALL and seem to never acknowledge one another, it's such a disappointment. Especially worse when the pair is only on screen together for literally one or two scenes, and then one of those is a mundane handjob scene. Seeing the pair together in a scene can still make for some nice eye candy but that can only go so far.

2. Sloppy kissing/Licking

I absolutely can't stand this. Now don't get me wrong, I can tolerate some normal kissing for sure. But when he is actively trying to suck the girl's tongue out or her mouth or is slobbering all over her body like a puppy it's downright repulsive.  It’s especially worse when they lick their armpits and other unusual places. Not to mention the over-the-top noises they make are just the worst. I've seen this trope be pretty prevalent in old man videos which is even worse. Nothing like watching an actress lick an old man's bald head am I right? And don't even get me started when the actress will feed the old man like a baby bird. Anyway, this is just not my cup of tea at all. If you enjoy it more power to you but it's just gross to me.

1. Static camerawork

By far my biggest pet peeve without a doubt. For those unaware, static camerawork refers to a shot in a film that is devoid of camera movement. The camera does not move or pan in any way. Now I understand the benefit and intent of using it for some scenes as it can convey a sense of voyeurism. However, many films that use it do not feature any sort of plot that has anything to gain from it. And even if they do, I still can't stand it. I just can't see the satisfaction of watching the scene from a camera in the corner of the ceiling or sitting on a table 10 feet away.  Especially if the two get into a position that just completely obstructs the view. Dynamic camerawork will always be the best in porn imo. I get the intent of static camerawork but it's just flatout not enjoyable at all.