JAV is home to some truly strange and bizarre titles. The sheer creativity found in JAV is unlike any other porn medium. There really is no limit in what studios can come up with. With the mosaic in place JAV studios really gotta try to push the boundaries sometimes and stand out with a wacky and memorable concept. Some stick and other fall flat. I'm here today to break down my list of the top 10 weirdest movies I've ever seen. I'm sure there's some films even weirder than the ones I selected but hey, I can't watch everything. Maybe there will be a part 2 to this list in the future. Now sit your booty on the floor or in a chair, just don't go nowhere and enjoy a trip to the weird side of JAV.

10. RCT-828

"Shocking! Nipple Fucking"

What other studio could I possibly kick my list off with? It's just gotta be Rocket. Anyway I think the cover and title pretty much says it all. The premise is based entirely around nipple fucking. Yes having sex with her...nipples. It's something you'd expect to see from a hentai film to be honest. Now this may come as a surprise but the nipple add-ons are indeed fake(who'd have thought?). Still though the effect really isn't too bad. The fleshy looking add-ons look somewhat realistic, as realistic as you can get for nipple fucking I suppose. And Rocket really makes the most of it by sticking coins, toys and dicks up in there.

Now as for the quality of the film itself, well it's not that great honestly. It takes over an hour before any action begins as the first hour is just spent "exploring" her nipples. Then it's followed up by some group nipple fucking with the guys cumming inside the nips for a creampie. Not sure if that still counts as a creampie but I'll roll with it. The film then ends with a regular sex scene as two other guys fuck her nipples at the same time. So as a whole the action is mediocre and her performance isn't any better. She is pretty whiny and submissive as a whole. I can't really recommend this film unless you have a fetish for...nipple fucking I guess or maybe just for curiosity sake.

9. BUG-003

"Gold Dust Soapland"

All that glitters is gold, those tits are worth their weight in gold, it's as good as gold. Insert any gold pun here really. Coming in at #9 is this gem of a film. The premise is mostly based around a soapland theme, at least for the first few scenes. Then after that comes the main draw of the film. Yes Haruki Sato indeed gets her entire body from top to bottom and inside every crevice. Afterwards she proceeds to have sex while completely painted. It's certainly eye-catching and makes for one the most memorable scenes from Haruki Sato's career. Is the film itself any good though? Well...somewhat

The video gets off to a slow start with a mere footjob scene and afterwards we get a full one-on-one soapland inspired sex scene that is actually not too bad. Sadly after that it's a bland and forgettable blowjob scene but once that is over we get to the main course. The gold paint sex scene is by far the highlight and is definitely worth a watch. Seeing her boobs jiggle in gold paint is mesmerizing. However her acting really isn't that great here. But you're not watching this film for her acting so it doesn't matter too much. The scene really does deserve a gold medal. I'm so sorry, I'll go now.

8. SDMS-741

"Bicycle Orgasm"

Combining the pleasure and leisure of a relaxing bike ride with the titillating sensation of a vibrator/dildo makes for the wildest exercise craze to hit Japan in some time. All joking aside this film and series for that matter are very infamous and I think most of you reading know all about it all ready. The premise for this series involves the actresses riding around on bicycles with either a dildo or vibrator in the seats. As they pedal the dildo will go up and down. All this while they go biking around in public and must contain their moans and remain calm. It's such a genius idea that makes for some very daring and entertaining scenes.

In this particular film it features several actresses but to be honest the only one I care about is Rio Hamasaki. That being said the structure for each actress is about the same across the film. It mainly just features them going out for a ride with the dildo bike and trying to contain themselves. There's very little action here with the only sex scene occurring at the very end. A little unfortunate but of course the main draw is the dildo bike riding and it is definitely a fun watch. Especially when Rio starts squirting from it with strangers passing her by. I really wish we could get a revival of this series but that looks very unlikely. 

7. RCTD-167

"TSF Hermaphrodite Undercover Investigation"

Rocket comes roaring back on my list with a very wild and outlandish premise. Now I don't know all the exact details but I'll do my best explaining this oddball plot. It casts a man as a secret agent tasked with sneaking into a facility to get some intel. He takes something to turn him into a woman so he can sneak in. However, halfway through the mission the medicine wear off and his dick grows back exposing his male identity. So naturally he gets trapped and toyed with by Aimi(playing the evil boss) and her accomplice. However he(Honoka) manages to sneak some of the medicine into Aimi's mouth and thus giving her a dick as well. They then proceed to fool around and jerk off together. Truly an Oscar worthy plot.

I probably missed some details but that's the main outline of the story. It's utterly bizarre and nonsensical making it a perfect fit for a Rocket. Now unfortunately the sex here isn't that great at all. To be honest there's barely any real action at all considering the main focus is on their fake dicks. However helping make this premise come alive are the relatively solid performances from Honoka and even Aimi. Not to mention both look superb and the costumes are quite nice. Even though the action may be a bit lackluster it's still incredibly entertaining and makes for a good time. I mean we all watch JAV for the plot anyway, right?

6.RCTD-101

"Female Transformation Skin 3 - Peeling Off His Skin And Transforming His Sex - The Skin Of An Idol"

Two Aimi Yoshikawa films back to back. Sounds crazy but Aimi starred in some truly wacky films in the twilight of her career. This particular one is borderline nightmare fuel in a way. From what I can tell the premise centers around this man who has the ability to reduce a human to a literal skin suit via a magic blowdart. I assume he does this to fulfill his perverted desires as he targets a group of idols and makes his way through them. He takes control as he proceeds to play with himself and gropes and even fucks other idols with a strap-on. Now I said nightmare fuel because the effect of the girls being reduced to a skinsuit and watching the dude put..."her" on makes me a little uncomfortable honestly.

Despite my uneasy feeling regarding the premise it's a pretty well produced film. Now of course the action is a little lackluster given most of the focus is on lesbian foreplay. There is a blowjob scene and some regular sex but it's nothing special. Besides that it's mainly just groping, fingering, kissing and some strap-on fucking. The pacing of the film is great too along with boasting solid camerawork and lighting. Honestly this one may be a little difficult to fap to but it's worth watching for the outlandish plot alone. If nothing else it's incredibly entertaining making for a wild watch.

5. RCT-168

"Announcer Facial! Cum Swallowing Special!"

This video and series for that matter are probably the most infamous on this list. Nearly everyone with an interest in JAV is familiar with it. The premise is quite simple and straight to the point. The actresses here play newscasters who are tasked with delivering the news and weather reports while enduring a round of bukkake. And sometimes even full on sex. That's really all there is to it. It's a really wacky concept that puts a interesting and fun twist on the bukkake genre. This series has seen many entries however the one starring Maria Ozawa is probably the most well known.

That being said admittedly it's very niche as you have to be a fan of bukkake in general to enjoy it. If you are though it's a must watch. All the facials are extremely messy and it's very hot watching them deliver the news while maintaining their composure. Not to mention all the while some shove their dicks in their mouths and fuck them from behind. This series is still going today although in a slightly toned down manner. The facials aren't nearly as messy as before which is a shame really. However this entry will always be the most memorable and one of the craziest ideas JAV has ever seen.

4. RCT-080

"Rio Hamasaki Has Her Hymen Repaired And Loses Her Virginity Again For The Second Time"

RCT-080 features one of the most strangest and hard to watch plots I’ve ever seen. She literally gets her hymen stitched back together and then loses her virginity all over again. Now of course the question is "is it real?". Well it’s to the point where they actually show the operation as it happens but of course it's censored so you don't see much. Anyway she goes through a screening process to choose which guy gets the honor. Soon after they get down to it and she loses her virginity over again. She even cries several times throughout resulting in this being one of the most difficult videos to just flat out watch, let alone try to fap to.

The sex scenes are average at best but with the whole awful premise looming over it’s not too enjoyable. And sure Rio Hamasaki looks fine but that could be said about every other video from her to be honest. The only real basis as to why anyone may wanna watch this is just out of sheer curiosity. Beyond that it’s completely unwatchable with really nothing redeeming about it all. Rocket often hits some home-runs with their wacky videos ideas but this one is not the case. It succeeds in being odd but not exactly in a fun and entertaining way like other entries here on my list.

3. RCT-148

"The Ultimate Wild Invention Series Part 16: Female Cultivation Kit"

While the last entry was a little uncomfortable, to say the least, this video brings back the absolute absurdity of Rocket in a hilarious and bizarre way. The premise centers around a man growing his very own...women. He gets "seeds"(which look like mini figurines), plants them into a tank and waters them. Shortly after they sprout up just like on the cover and are ripe for the picking. Initially they start out immobile but after the guy uses his own "water" on them they come to life. Of course this leads to him having sex with them both inside and outside the tank. It's like a perverted warped version of a Chia Pet. It is no doubt goofy and wacky but in a fun way. Really makes you wonder what they were thinking when they thought of this.

The video quality itself is pretty good for the most part. When it comes to the action there's some solid sex scenes to be had along with a nice blowjob scene. The pacing is terrific as well as it sets up the plot in a brief and concise manner before letting loose. The performances from the actresses are excellent too. They do the best they can at playing their role. When it's time to remain still and immobile they're relatively believable. And when the restrictions are lifted they really come to life. RCT-148 is a perfect example of what made older JAV so memorable. The plot is unlike anything you've seen before. It's outlandish and wacky but leaves a lasting positive impression. Gotta love old-school Rocket.

2. RCT-502

"A Stuffed Doll Started Fucking Beautiful Girls"

RCT-502 is rather infamous and is a film I'm sure most of you are aware of. Now bear with me as this premise is a little strange. The plot centers around a group of girls and their stuffed animals. At night while they're asleep they come alive with a horny appetite for some "honey". It starts out rather innocent with the bear just licking her and giving her kisses but soon it whips out a dick and goes to town on her. Afterwards she invites her friend over who is unaware of the sex crazed stuffed animal and lets it fuck her. Then the other girl has a threesome with her bear and dog. Then for the finale all 3 girls get together for an all out orgy with the animals.

This was really the first JAV video I remember seeing back in the day and just going "wtf". It's wholly bizarre and a little disturbing but yet you can't stop watching. Rocket takes this outlandish premise and executes it quite nicely. The technical aspects are wonderful all around with great lighting and camerawork. Sure seeing the living stuffed animals walk around and move is rather silly but this film isn't meant to be take seriously. Now while I'm not very familiar with the actresses here they all look super cute and fit their role perfectly. And I'll admit the sex isn't the most satisfying given it's all fake dicks and lots of fake cum. In the end RCT-502 is by far one of the most memorable films from Rocket and still stands as one of the weirdest films I've ever seen.

1. SPRD-962

'If My Old Man Got A Sex Change..."

When I first decided to write this top 10 list I knew right away what film to put at the top. After I finished watching this one I just sat there and tried to make sense of what I just saw. Now this plot gets VERY weird so stay with me. The plot centers around a man being raised by his single step-dad. The step-dad notices him lashing out and in need of a maternal figure in his life. He sees him jerking off to the actual Yumi Kazama and decides "well surely he'd listen to her if she was his step-mon". So naturally, he gets a sex change operation and becomes Yumi. I'm sure you can guess where this is going. Yes the junior and his step-dad/Yumi have sex several times throughout. In fact, eventually he even lets his friend fuck her her/him for a wild threesome scene.

It's not too often that I'm left speechless from a film but I was really at a loss for words by the end. There's just so many things that had me going "excuse me, what?". From the step-dad willingly changing into a woman and looking exactly like Yumi Kazama to the junior being perfectly fine with letting his best friend fuck his step-dad. It's so incredibly absurd and something only possible in JAV. Plot aside though it's actually a well produced film to be honest. The pacing is excellent, the acting is good and Yumi Kazama looks pretty decent although she's getting a bit out of shape. Plus the action is fantastic with some nice sex scenes and a great intensity to it overall. SPRD-962 by far features one of the wildest plots I've ever seen and will definitely leave you scratching your head.