Top 10 Disappointing JAV Videos Vol 6
It's always a painful feeling. Booting up what you think is gonna be a great film only to come away with utter disappointment wondering what the hell happened? I've felt that way too many times and today I thought it'd be "fun" to revisit ten more letdowns in order from least to most disappointing as I break down what exactly went wrong. Just to clarify, not every video here is outright bad. Some are still enjoyable to an extent but could've been much better. Now with all that out of the way, let's begin our descent to the bottom.
This is one that just barely made my list. It's far from the most offensive film on my list and in fact, has several enjoyable elements. However, one or two aspects really bring it down and keep it from achieving its true potential. What you see here is what you get regarding the premise with Yuri playing a lewd masseuse who gives her customers a bit more than a traditional happy ending. It's extremely straightforward but does offer up just enough variety to keep things from getting too stale. This variety pertains not just to the different scene scenarios but also the sex acts which leads me to my biggest gripe. The action is quite easily the weakest part of the video. It consists of four scenes in all.
They consist of an assjob scene, a blowjob scene, a tittyfuck scene, and a sex scene. That there is my biggest issue with it. No actual sex until the final 15 minutes. It's utterly absurd. Now the tittyfuck scene is pretty good as it ends with a nice facial but the two other scenes are mostly forgettable. It's a damn shame as Yuri's wardrobe is absolutely stunning here with several sexy outfits highlighted by some terrific lighting, except for the 2nd scene. Her performance overall is fairly decent too as she's a great fit for this alluring masseuse role thanks to her seductive curves and lewd facial expressions. I just wish the action wasn't such a letdown. The film could've been so much better otherwise but only 15 minutes of actual sex? Gimme a break.
9. DVMM-013
Showing An Erection To Busty Therapists And Immediately Offering Secret Options. Repeatedly Creampie In A Reverse 3P
Starring Hana Himesaki & MiU Arioka
That's a bit of generous photoshopping there on the cover huh? Ignoring that, I was initially eager to check this film out. This duo has experience working together before so I thought that surely this would be a decent watch. While it has some moments, it definitely falls short of expectations. The premise here is extremely simple with the pair working as busty masseuses giving their clients all they can handle. Massage themes for me personally can be hit-or-miss. I'm a big fan of the wardrobe typically but the foreplay can be very dull and drag on and on. It does inflate the runtime here but nothing too egregious all things considered. But the one major aspect that hampers the enjoyment of this film is the camerawork.
I am really not a fan of static camerawork and unfortunately, it's quite prevalent here. Some angles aren't too bad but other times it can make the viewing experience super frustrating. Especially because it doesn't really serve a purpose at all really. Another underwhelming component has to be the action itself. The two threesome scenes are fine at best but nothing memorable and the two one-on-one sex scenes are very forgettable. It's also unfortunate that there's next to no interaction between the duo at all. It's to be expected but still a bummer. Overall it's not a completely terrible film but the it ultimately results in a very lackluster watch that doesn't leave any sort of lasting impact whatsoever. It's not worth your time.
I initially gave this one a pretty positive score back in my First Impressions post of her. However, upon rewatching it I realized I was definitely too high on it. The film is simple enough as the overall theme simply centers entirely around her plump booty. It's pretty vanilla for the most part with a few minor exceptions being two scenes that do incorporate a minor theme to them such as having her play a masseuse and female boss. I don't really have a problem with the setup as it's simple but mostly effective. Where I start to take issues with is the action. The film consists of two sex scenes, two assjob scenes, and a handjob scene all with a major focus on her ass. It's focused entirely on her ass, as it rightfully should be.
At best, the action here is just okay. The position variety is a bit limited and very lacking in intensity at times. But all the ass focus is handled well plus every cumshot is real which is a big plus. The biggest downside with the film though is easily her acting. Her enthusiasm is virtually non-existent and on top of boasting subpar facial expressions. It's incredibly frustrating that she's gifted with this amazing ass but can't properly use it at all. At least the production values are mostly on point. There is a ton of fish eye lens used here but I'm not too bothered by it personally. While the film does succeed in providing some top-tier ass eyecandy, Tsukasa's terrible performance and middling action really bring it down.
7. BOBB-379
An MCup Horny Little Devil Descends! Sexual Activity Where She Milks Out Semen With Her Superlative Tits
Starring Yuria Yoshine
Yuria Yoshine had a succubus film a while back but it was VR only and honestly, pretty lackluster. The succubus genre has been very quiet lately so a new entry popping up starring Yuria caught my attention in a big way. The plot centers around two different guys who inadvertently summon a succubus who then proceeds to drain them completely dry. It's nothing particularly innovative but you don't exactly have to reinvent the wheel here since it's been a minute since we've seen this setup. Now one of the better aspects of this film is Yuria's acting. She delivers a relatively solid performance overall with adequate enthusiasm and terrific facial expressions. She doesn't quite hit peak nympho levels that you want to see from a succubus film but she gets the job done at least. Now where the film begins to falter is with the lighting.
Lighting always seems to be a recurring issue with this studio. The lighting is nearly the exact same across every scene. And it's not even that good anyway. It's way too dull and flat which doesn't accentuate her curves in any way. The settings are also extremely bland which kinda ruins the fantasy vibe of the film. The action here is a mixed bag featuring two paizuri scenes, two handjob scenes, and two sex scenes. By far the biggest problem I have is that most, if not all, the cumshots are fake. I can understand faking some of them as it ties into the succubus theme but it gets a bit ridiculous. The rest of the action isn't too bad at least and the sex scenes are mostly enjoyable. But you can't help but wonder what could've been if this was produced by a bigger-name studio.
6. MKMP-522
New Life Living In An Apartment Where I’m Tempted Every Day By A Frustrated Busty Married Woman
Starring Hana Himesaki, Misono Mizuhara & Yuria Yoshine
Look at this lineup. That's a killer cast full of busty bombshells. This studio however always seems to disappoint but I was hoping that maybe this film could buck that trend. Unfortunately, that's not the case. The plot here revolves around the trio playing busty housewives who seduce their next-door neighbor all shot through POV. This all sounds great on paper but it falls apart in its execution. I first have to talk about the action which is by far one of the weakest elements. It consists of two one-on-one sex scenes with Hana and Yuria respectively, a paizuri scene with Misono, a group handjob/paizuri scene, and lastly a group sex scene. One thing I cannot stand here is that every cumshot here is fake. You can't give me a single real load at all? The group sex at the end is a complete sham as only Misono has sex while the other two sit on the sidelines and do absolutely nothing. The one-on-one sex scenes are fine but nothing more or better than what you could find elsewhere really. That right there is one of my biggest nitpicks I have with this studio.
They only feature the cast together for about two scenes and both are usually lackluster. It's just such a frustrating waste of potential. One aspect I can praise is the production values. The POV camerawork is handled excellently, the wardrobes for all three actresses are fitting and highlight their cleavage very well, and the lighting was fine but perhaps a bit too bright or saturated at some points. Now when it comes to their performances, they're all individually solid but sadly there's next to no interaction between them. It's predictable to be sure but still disappointing. Each actress on their own is decent although Misono is a bit weaker than the others. MKMP-522 is the epitome of a frustrating film. The potential is there as the cast is great and the production values are solid. But the cast is poorly utilized and the action is so mediocre in nearly every way.
I'll admit, I'm aware this studio is generally a pretty low-budget studio but can occasionally deliver a satisfying experience. I am a massive fan of teacher themes and MiU seemed like a good fit for the role so what could go wrong? Well, the end result is a very frustrating film. The premise isn't anything you haven't seen before with MiU playing a busty teacher who has her way with various students. What you see is what you get and it gets the job done. Now what doesn't get the job done and is quite easily my biggest issue with the film, is the cumshots. Nearly every single load here is fake and it's some of the most obnoxiously fake cum I've ever seen. It 100% ruins all the non-sex scenes for me personally.
Which is painfully frustrating as the action across the board is actually not too bad consisting of multiple paizuri scenes, a handjob scene, and two full sex scenes. These scenes are all enjoyable up until the very end when the cum shoots a load that looks like toothpaste. The wardrobe here for MiU is really nice too with several sexy teacher outfits that suit her very well. And when it comes to her performance, she's quite solid. She does a great job at playing a seductive teacher and her facial expressions are terrific too. Another aspect though that's disappointing is the lighting as it's pretty one-note and offers up little variety overall. There are some great components here but the painfully fake cumshots and repetitive lighting really bring it down.
4. SSIS-817
Ultimate Titty Fuck Ejaculation From A Fully Erect Penis That Crossed Its Limits After Being Teased
Starring Nagi Hikaru
I really wanted this to be good. Nagi Hikaru has become one of my favorites over at S1 this year thanks to her huge glow-up physically. She's also sporting a huge rack obviously and surprisingly not terrible at paizuri despite her usual low-effort performances. But after finishing this one, I was immensely disappointed. The setup is very standard as it centers around Nagi playing a busty masseuse giving some lucky customers a tittyfuck happy ending, with a full course for a chosen few. This setup is just painfully bland. I'm down for a good paizuri-themed film but at least try to do something interesting like having varied scenarios for each scene. Here nearly every scene plays out roughly the same. A little variety would be appreciated. Nagi's underwhelming performance only compounds that issue further. Her technique itself isn't too bad at all but her facial expressions are painfully dull at times and her energy is lacking just the same.
There's very little effort from her in some of these scenes and it makes the whole experience even more of a drag. The production values don't offer up much help in alleviating any of this. Most of it just feels very generic, especially the settings. Most are pretty uninspired. I will say that the lighting is pretty nice throughout at least and Nagi herself looks superb. The action here isn't that special sadly consisting of three paizuri scenes and two sex scenes. The paizuri scenes in particular are a real letdown. One features the guy just fucking her tits which is pretty lame and in another, she covers the guy's chest and dick with this powder that just makes everything extremely messy. The sex scenes at least are fine but still nothing too noteworthy. I was pretty excited for this film upon its release but unfortunately, it's one of my biggest disappointments in recent memory. The setup is bland, the settings are plain, the paizuri action is underwhelming, and her performance is just off the mark.
Here we have Rino Yuki's very first interracial film which potentially could've been a highlight of the year. I'm a big fan of this genre and obviously Rino Yuki too so I was interested to see how this would turn out. The end result was sadly lackluster overall. Now first off there's not much of a plot to speak of here. It's about as straightforward and vanilla as it gets with it just being a typical IR introductory setup. So let's get into the main attraction here which is the action of course. It consists of a one-on-one sex scene, a threesome sex scene, a deepthroating blowjob scene, and a weird handjob scene that features her licking the actor's head ALL over and then sniffing his dick while jerking him off. That scene is a contender for the worst scene of the year. It goes on for way too damn long and is a complete waste of time. The deepthroat scene isn't too bad if you enjoy that sort of thing but I feel "meh" about it for the most part. It doesn't even end with a cumshot which is a real shame.
The solo sex scene is just fine at best but the real standout is clearly the threesome scene. It features a nice range of positions and a decent intensity all throughout. Although it's a bummer that it features all fake cumshots. The production values could've greatly enhanced all this but unfortunately, they feel very amateurish and cheap. The lighting is rather flat and is mostly the same across every scene. The settings are bland too and there's a real lack of any sort of sexy lingerie or wardrobe for her. It would've been a nice touch to give a little spark. Also, the camerawork is hit-or-miss with some wonky angles and too many close-up shots. Lastly, we have her performance which is nothing really to write home about. She does get pretty sweaty which is great but is also quite submissive and lacks engagement. It's unfortunate that this is the state of IR in modern JAV today. Painfully mediocre while leaving no lasting impression at all. Such a waste.
2. MKMP-516
Love Hotel Sex Is The Best! Busty J-Girls Having A Harem Party With A Virgin Teacher
Starring Alice Otsu, Ena Koume & Non Ohana
Talk about an utterly random assortment of actresses. I'm of course a big fan of all three but that doesn't mean they'll work well together. Regardless the plot for this centers around the group playing a trio of sex workers who pick up a lucky school teacher off the street who just so happens to be a virgin and proceed to give him a cherry-popping experience to remember. It's a decent enough plot but the execution is where this film stumbles. The biggest grievances are with the action. It consists of a group handjob and sex scene, a one-on-one sex scene with Non Ohana, and a threesome with Alice and Ena. This doesn't sound bad but my main issue is that the cast is only together on-screen for two scenes and one is just for a lousy handjob. And even for the group sex scene at the end, it's only Alice having sex. It's such a huge waste.
Not only that but in the threesome with Alice and Ena, Alice barely does anything and just sits on the sidelines. The Non Ohana sex scene is okay but isn't memorable in the slightest. Also don't expect any interaction between the cast. There's virtually nothing in that regard sadly. Individually they all deliver a good performance at least. Moving on to the production values which are a rather mixed bag. It's definitely not bad but could've been a lot better starting with the lighting. Several scenes incorporate the same lighting setup on top of reusing the same setting. The wardrobe here isn't too bad as we do get them wearing schoolgirl outfits but they also wear swimsuits which I'm personally not a fan of at all. I always held Million's harem videos in a low regard and this film did nothing to change that view. It's not complete garbage and has a few redeeming qualities but ultimately, there's little reason to give this a watch. It's a complete waste of talent.
1. MIRD-231
Magic Orgasm Method Seminar
Starring Alice Otsu, Mei Satsuki, Mizuki Yayoi & Yui Hatano
Not only is this the most disappointing film I've seen in recent memory, but it's a strong candidate for the worst of the entire year. It's insultingly bad. The setup for the film centers around the idea of demonstrating various sex techniques involving foreplay and positions. It aims to be informative which I suppose it works in that regard except for the fact that, like me, I'm sure many of you reading this don't speak Japanese so it's all meaningless anyway. This means the film is an absolute slog. There's so much time devoted to charts and drawn models showing how to properly please a woman and it's just not interesting at all. It's mind-numbingly boring. Making matters worse is that Taku is the main star. I cannot stand him so having the entire film revolve around him was excruciating.
So the plot is a waste, it's dragged out and it stars Taku. But maybe the action is at least entertaining. Nope, it's beyond mediocre. There is no actual sex until over an hour in and it's literally just missionary. Before that we get an hour of watching Taku suck on some tits and practice oral on the actresses. Thrilling. Then we get a dull group blowjob scene followed by two one-on-one sex scenes starring Alice and Yui. Mizuki's only contribution is a blowjob scene, that's it. It's a complete waste. Even better is that nearly the entire film takes place in the exact same room with the exact same lighting. This is easily one of the worst JAV films I have ever seen in my entire life. It offers no value whatsoever and has next to zero redeeming factors. It straight up belongs in the trash.
Comments
Yeah pretty impressive how they managed to fumble the potential of that one in every way. A rare HUGE miss from Moodyz.
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