2022 Debut Review - Ren Yukishiro
Ren Yukishiro
Birthday (Age at debut): Unknown
Height: Unknown
Measurements: Unknown
Cup Size: K cup
Debuted: For BoinBB on June 21st, 2022
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Introduction
Ren is another case of "Oppaira loves big boobs" because my word does she have big ones. If you show me a debut with K cup boobs you best believe I'll be all over them.
Physical
Facially I wasn't a fan. She wasn't particularly pretty but more than that her face was very chubby. She struck me as someone who used to be quite heavy and lost some weight with how chubby her face was. Personally I think it was the lack of any bone structure that made it seem not so great. It was just sort of one big blob, and when you saw her double chin, it was the nail in the coffin.
Ren's boobs were obviously the highlight of her. Definitely Oppaira sized and delicious if you ask me. Her weight was a bit of a factor and prevented them from being as nicely shaped as they could be, and honestly I wouldn't have minded them being a size smaller with a little less weight on them if they would be shaped a little nicer. That being said, they still bounced and jiggled nicely and they are most definitely among the best few boobs this year's debuts has to offer.
Ren's ass wasn't the greatest but at least it was big. If there's one thing I'm consistent about with asses, it's that if it's not going to be super curvy then at least let it be big.
Ren's body wasn't particularly flattering but it was hard to tell. The video I watched had them particularly shy away from her body with her outfits, which I think was a smart decision by them to play more to her boobs and less to her bad qualities. As you can see from another video, it's really not good and she is on the heavier side.
Performing
Ren's acting was not good at all. She looked either stoic or uncomfortable the entire time. Even when she was coming on to her student her expression was so flat that you had a hard time thinking she was enjoying herself.
During sex Ren was quite mediocre as well, often moaning a lot. That more flat expressiveness came out as well in the form of her not moaning too much, which I guess somewhat offset things but still wasn't great.
The worst of all was her paizuri. You might be thinking how can K cup boobs be that bad, and I'm here to show you how. She had such a hard time getting it between her tits that I just don't understand. Granted I'm not a chick with huge tits but my word you rarely see them struggle like that. Even when she did get it between her tits she just gave up and gave mostly a handjob. It's perhaps the most underwhelming paizuri I've seen in ages, just not good at all.
Video Review
Ren Yukushiro plays a busty teacher who loves to have students play with her tits. As soon as she's alone with someone she'll come onto them - if they don't come onto her first. The video chronicles several scenes of her having sex at school.
I thought the plot was generally solid and felt like there was a good variety of scenes. There were scenes in a lot of different settings including the classroom, library, and nurse's office. I felt like the video was a bit lazy at times with how much boob play there was, taking the easy route of sucking on her boobs instead of doing something a bit more interesting. I wouldn't necessarily say it was a horrible decision because clearly her K cup boobs are the big star of her as an actress. I felt like at times it was nice to see a lot of shorter scenes to get that variety, but at the same time I think it also gave them too much time to do too much boob focus. Having scenes where there was boob play and intercourse would have made the content a little better rounded. I think part of their choice to do this was to limit how much she needed to perform. The video had a bit of back and forth between scenes where she came onto the student and scenes where she put herself out there for the student to come onto her. She was woefully unenthusiastic, especially as she came onto her students. That being said, I still go back to the video getting the school theme right and not being a total bust.
Career
Ren has just the four videos above to her name, the video I reviewed being her latest. I spotted Ren immediately with her debut cover and when I saw her fourth release I knew it was the one to watch. That is mostly to say that I decided to watch her before I knew she might not continue on in the industry. I think I'm honestly not that unhappy about it just because I'd rather take a chance on it. A teacher release with her K cup tits is exactly up my alley, plus it's an actual themed video for her fairly early on. There's not necessarily a clear sign she's done but considering everything I've said above, it's not necessarily that unlikely either.
Verdict
Rating - D
It is unlikely I will ever watch them again and I won't be paying any attention to them.
I really don't see myself watching Ren again. Unless something drastic happens to completely change my outlook on her, she just isn't worth watching again. That could be her slimming down, getting some acting lessons, or somehow her career blossoming out of nowhere. I highly doubt any of those will happen and she'll probably be relegated to this low tier studios for as long as she manages to be in the industry, if she even does release any more videos. As nice as her tits are they just don't do enough to help the other parts of her, especially when one of the biggest benefits of tits that big, paizuri, just looked so awful. I think in hindsight, to some degree, not being able to find her measurements or age is a bit of a red flag that I ought to pay more attention to. A D rating is certainly not a never, and big tits are certainly a way it could happen, but I think I would be a little surprised if I gave her a second chance.
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