5 Sports Themed JAV Guarantee'd To Be A Slam Dunk

I am a completely inept moron when it comes to the world of sports, yet browsing for JAV titles featuring muscular women I came across a whole lot of sports themed videos and the idea sprung for me to do a whole recommendation list on them. You can read that original article here but we aren't here for that old thing! We're here for the sequel, because it was so much fun writing the first one. The general idea here is that these are all sports themed titles I recommend, but after the recommendation we'll go over how well they represent their sport and what I learned from watching them. Without further adieu let's uh... get this three point shot? Or something... Man last time I got to use "play ball", so much easier... 

EBOD-441 - Keiko Nishikino - She's Played Intramural Tennis For Twelve Years!

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As is common with these JAV debut titles that claim to incorporate real amateur athletes, this is the one and only time Keiko Nishikino has appeared in the industry. And as is common when I see that, I wish it weren't the case but I do have to wonder if there are actually any cases of amateur athletes doing a gimmick JAV debut only to make it their full time career? That aside, this is pretty standard fare when it comes to these JAV sports titles but Nishikino was really cute and had a serious "girl-next-door" kind of appeal to her. The title is split into 4 scenes, one with mostly foreplay and a blowjob in her college dorm surrounded by Tennis awards, one with more foreplay then actual sex, one with a handjob and some uh... smell stuff going on in the shower, and a final scene where Nishikino just REALLY gets railed.

The foreplay on display here is actually what drew me the most to recommending this title, they do some really great stuff between any of the actual fucking. The groping and making out is very visceral and aggressive, if you're into that sort of thing, and the camera really seems to love Nishikino's firm but plump muscular ass because we see it bounce, spread, and spanked all throughout the duration of this title. The final scene especially is where the sex and foreplay just gets going right out of the gate, the male talent just absolutely ramming Nishikino's pussy with his fingers, it's great! Oh yeah and speaking for foreplay I love we get some 69 in here and needless to say, it's quite nice.

The ever present elephant in the room when it comes to JAV is ALWAYS the mosaic censors, an unfortunate reality we must live with in the medium, but I do love the fun and creative ways that JAV can sometimes get around it. One of my personal favorites of that sort of thing is on full display in this video when Nishikino's ass is shown to the camera with her thin panties between her cheeks while they get spread apart and juggled like a circus act. You may not get to see the full thing, but your mind fills in the blanks with the glorious gift you're given when this act is performed. I can't quite explain it to be honest, I have access to the internet where I can see so many spread asses that it'll make my head explode, but something about seeing that spread ass between the thin panties, just barely scooting the line of needing to be covered by mosaic is just... magical. Oh and speaking of Nishikino's perfect ass, the first thing the male talent does when he gets those panties off is go right for the rimjob. In that moment I felt as though I was a kindred spirit of this man after my own heart, he did exactly what I would have done in the presence of such a beautiful back bosom. Sadly no anal is featured in this video but every glorious view of Nishikino's ass is a gift I will not take lightly.

Something that is thankfully present in this title is that a few of the blowjob scenes become a bit of light face fucking, which I do really enjoy. It never goes as rough as you might like for that sort of thing, but she takes it pretty well regardless, rubbing it the whole time it's being shoved into her mouth. In particular something that really stood out to me was a low angle shot where we get to see the blowjob from below, I feel like a film studies major analyzing this but I love how much of her breasts take up the focus of that shot, her bouncing hard nipples really did something for me there and I am not a breast guy at all so it shook me to my core.

In terms of the actual sex they manage to get down to a lot of positions throughout but the best standout moment to me is in the final scene where Nishikino is riding the male talent in the laying cowgirl position and the camera gives us a nice shot of her ass while he just jackhammers into her as hard as he can. The way that ass bounced in that moment... It was wonderful, a thing of true beauty.

The cum shots in this title are sadly mostly nothing to write home about, but maybe that's my personal bias as I prefer a facial or creampie to seeing the cum on the actresses' tits. If that does something for you then it's how most of the money shots are, what I do like about the cum shots here however is that Nishikino always goes over to sort of suckle and nurse on the male talent's member after the shot for a bit before the scene transition. Little touches like that are something I really enjoy.

Oh man I almost forgot to elaborate on what I meant by "smell stuff" earlier! The third scene has Nishikino masturbate while the male talent's boxers are stuffed into her mouth and she's vigorously sniffing them. It's then followed up by quite a loving handjob that involves more smelling and some ball licking. With all the sweating that goes on in sports it makes sense that smell fetishists would be drawn to sports themed titles, so even though it's not my thing it really didn't bother me all that much. I don't know if this is exactly what smell fetishists are looking for though, for titles like this wouldn't it normally be the girl's sweat you'd want to have sniffed? What has my life come to that I'm questioning the specifics about smell fetish porn enthusiasts? Oh, I also figured I should bring it up because I just like to point out when titles include a little bit of some kind of niche fetish just in case those who are into it are always looking for more new stuff they like. I got your back smell people, but I should also tell you now that it isn't a very long scene so do with this information what you will. And non smell fetishists, since it isn't that long a scene it shouldn't bother you either, just fastforward a bit and you'll be good, so check this one out for sure either way.

Are we sure those medals aren't for knob polishing? Because I want to know more about her tennis skills!:

Just like the last time I wrote an article like this, these second segments will consist of me asking these three main questions about each of these videos: how much of this video is spent on the sport itself, how well do the sex scenes keep to the sports theme, and what did this video teach me about the sport? About 1 minute and 15 seconds is dedicated to actual tennis playing in this video, and I almost feel like I'm being too generous with that number because about 17 of those seconds are just reused footage of the ONE scene where Nishikino plays tennis. That is only 1.2% of the whole runtime of the video! Sure I can use this video to improve my metaphorical Backhand Swing (I mean jacking off, get it, like masturbating, you know, the thing you do with porn) but how can I improve my ACTUAL Backhand Swing with this hmm? By the way I don't actually know what a Backhand Swing is I just typed into Google "tennis terms" before I could finish writing this joke.

So yeah, there is very little actual Tennis in this video, but as previously mentioned, the first scene takes place in what I assume Nishikino's college dorm because it is surrounded by Tennis trophies and awards. So clearly she knows how to play the sport pretty well, we just don't see it much. In terms of theming the porn around the sport itself, this title also come up a little weak as the best we get is a few seconds of her stretches and two scenes having Nishikino in a tennis outfit. The stretches are always a welcome sexy addition to these sports titles but we didn't really get much of it, and by the time her clothes came off I honest to God forgot during the fourth scene that this was a sports JAV. I just sat there watching her get plowed and jackhammered and then my eye flicked to something in the corner of the screen, it was the pink sweat bands on her arms, I thought for just a fraction of a second, "why the hell is she wearing sweat bands?" but then I remembered "oh yeah this is a tennis themed JAV". So just the fact that I had that thought process should tell you all you need to know about the theming here.

This sounds like I'm being cruel but I really did like this title as it's own thing, just not as a sports themed video. I didn't learn a damn thing about Tennis, maybe if I were any good at the sport I could try imitating the one or two serves she did in the middle of the video, but other than that, I am just as Tennis deficient as I was before I had watched this.

EBOD-489 - Saori Ono - A Slim And Tanned Macho Beauty Of The Beach With Big Tits! A Real Life Beach Volleyball Star Makes Her AV Debut

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This is not only Ms Saori Ono's only title but she doesn't even have an actress page on R18! What a shame too, from where I'm standing she really has what it takes to be in this industry, but whatever, let's get into the video itself. This title is split into four scenes, all of which take place in a Ryokan hotel setting. The first scene is all foreplay, Ono in her athletic volleyball bikini, with the usual suspects of nipple teasing, ear licking, making out, fingering, and pussy eating (those last two happen at the same time which is fun). Scene 2 gives us a costume change of a less athletic red bikini, once again usual foreplay suspects but then, oh, could it be? Yes, a rimjob once again is present here, which I personally love. The strongest aspect of scene 2 for sure is the way the male talent sort of manhandles her around into place the entire time, very good stuff! Scene 3 features another wardrobe change if you count being completely naked as one since it takes place in the hotel's onsen at night. Handjobs and blowjobs only in scene 3, but scene 4 takes it up a notch as they wake Ono up in her room, still wearing her Yukata, for a threesome! The threesome scene is where a lot of the best stuff is but we'll get to that here in a minute.

I need to bring us to a halt as I've made an executive decision in the middle of writing, I can't keep just calling the lead actress of this film "Ono", because writing things about "Ono's slim and tight muscular body" is making my brain think of another Ono who produces a certain fighting game franchise about fighters from the street. I just keep thinking of an old executive game developer and I think he would appreciate these thoughts in my head less than I do. So Saori from now on, lest you begin to have the same thoughts.

The montage at the start showing Saori playing volleyball had a lot of slow motion Baywatch beach bouncing goodness, and something excites my lizard brain when I see that shot of the girl from behind adjust her bikini around her ass. I don't know why that trope does so much for me, maybe seasonal harem anime I watched when I was younger rotted my brain and I'm beyond salvation. Speaking of Saori's body, those incredible tan lines that perfectly fit to such an itty bitty teeny bikini are incredibly sexy, in fact her tan in general is pretty damn hot. But of course the main attraction when it comes to these types of titles for me are seeing the nicely tight and fit bodies of these athletic women, and while Saori sadly doesn't have washboard abs, her thin but muscular body type is absolutely enticing. I especially love her small but supple ass, and it gets plenty of attention in this title. Once again sadly no actual anal but a little bit of rimming which I live for, and a WHOLE LOT of spreading her ass or just giving us a nice view of it at crucial times. One such amazing example of this is in the threesome shot we get a lot of grade A cinematography where the camera just gets right up in there as she flexes her glutes while getting absolutely pounded. Nothing I love more in this world than seeing a nice juicy bouncing ass and we get so much of that here.

I'm not only here to talk about Saori's body however, sexy and slim and tanned and toned and sexy as it is (did I say sexy twice?), let's talk about her performance and personality, especially in contrast to our previous recommended title. Nishikino was more outgoing in her title, which is a good archetype for a sporty personality, but Saori goes more for the reserved and shy girl, which provides a good contrast to the fact that competitive sports require someone to be assertive. The idea that she's fierce on the court but shy in the sheets is a fun archetype that I really enjoy and she does it really well. She's very coy about spreading herself for the first time on camera and tries to cover her womanhood a few times from the embarrassment, which has the satisfying pay-off of seeing her absolutely lose her mind in the passion of being manhandled around in scene 2 or taken from both sides in the threesome scene at the end. Another great trait of hers to add is that much like in the previous title we get a bit of her suckling the male talent's dicks after they finish at the end of some scenes, bonus points for that as always.

Standout moments in this title! Oh man in that first scene Saori gets fingered so hard from behind she loses control and cums so hard she squirts all over herself. We get this from a great angle and my personal favorite bit of it is seeing her quivering a bit after until she recovers, a nice view of her ass the entire time. There is just a bit of armpit licking in this title too, I'm not that much of an armpit guy but I think I'm starting to warm up to it honestly the more I see. Much like the smell stuff in the previous recommendation this is another fetish that seems to go hand in hand with sporty girls so it makes sense to see it here and I'm sure plenty of you will enjoy it. The onsen scene has some hotdogging (or assjob if you prefer that term) which I absolutely love to see! It certainly is up there, at least on my top 5 favorite things to see being done with an ass. Hmmm... maybe that could be an article of it's own in the future. Oh also she adds quite a lot of spit to that onsen handjob, which was also great. The whole threesome scene is full of great standout stuff!

As they remove Saori's Yukata they lather her full of oil and something about seeing her muscular tan body all oiled up can only be described as... incredible. Saori's mouth goes from cock to cock to french kiss so much and I have no idea if there is a name for that move in particular but I love it almost as much as I love to see ass to mouth. There is also a bit of spit roasting (yet ANOTHER personal favorite) but not as much as I'd like to see honestly. Towards the end of the threesome I seriously thought the other guy was just forgotten about, or that he blew his load off camera by accident, but the instant the first guy pulls out to finish on Saori's breasts, the other dude tags right back in to make sure the vigorous pounding doesn't stop even for a second. I really appreciate seeing Saori just continually get pounded with no break between, it's great. Finally I'd like to mention one last bit of amazing camera work where we get a wonderful view of a mating press, Saori's asshole on full display as she takes an absolute pounding. 

We'll get to the lackluster sports theming in a bit but just like the previous title, this is a great standout video just as JAV, but not particularly to it's theme. The cum shots here are nothing special once again but if you're just here to see a sporty and fit tanned beauty get plowed, then my friend you came to the right place.

Yeah yeah she can service a cock but can she pull off a sweet serve with that volleyball?:

This useless sports stat corner is gonna be a sad one my friends, in fact this whole section for this title is going to be a little sad in general. There is a single montage in the beginning of the video where Saori plays volleyball on the beach for less than a minute, then I decided to be extra generous with this one and just count the seconds she holds a volleyball as "time dedicated to the sport" and that brings out grand total to 55 seconds of volleyball. In the grand total of our 118 minute runtime that is 0.78% of the video being dedicated to the sport with me being extra generous. NOT EVEN ONE PERCENT FOLKS! I purchased this title to learn about volleys and balls and all I got was balls... and ass... and pussy... but no goddamn volleys!

Other than that montage and 10 seconds of her holding a volleyball, the only sports theming that went into this title was Saori wearing her sporty bikini in one scene. So my conclusion on how well this title integrating sports into it's themeing is that it was dry and barren of any at all, it didn't even take place on a beach or by a volleyball court or anything, it all mostly happened in a Ryokan. Just like our previous title I kind of zoned out and forgot this was a sports title, but then as Saori was laying there covered in spunk and exhausted from being severely tag team jack hammered, that's when a brightly colored volleyball slowly came into frame and suddenly it all came flooding back to me like a bad dream.

Needless to say if the theming sucked and there was less than one percent of the video dedicated to volleyball then I didn't learn shit! The angles of the volleyball montage barely let me see how she was serving or passing the ball anyway, it kept focusing on the sand building up around her ass cheeks and breasts. What do they think this is a porno?! Oh right it was, and a pretty hot one too so I guess I forgive them... But next time I watch porn I'm entitled to improving my beach volleyball game dammit!

SVDVD-565 - YUNI - Ranked 2nd In The World - Real Judoka Mixed Martial Arts Master YUNI's Porn Debut

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Speaking of tanned muscular beauties! And oh wow this may be her debut title but she's done at least three others that I can find. Doesn't seem like she does many more these days but it's better than nothing. Yuni, the star of this title, is a master of both Judoka and Mixed Martial Arts, and it ABSOLUTELY shows in this title. We'll get into more on the display of sports in the next section but I'll say here what was shown was pretty damn cool.

One thing I noticed right away that was pretty unique about Yuni in terms of a JAV star is that she has quite a lot of tattoos! I wouldn't exactly call it a fetish but I do really like the look of a tatted out badass girl! She radiates that badass look pretty hard for the most part, but in the first half of this video she has this oddly placed ponytail in the middle of her head. I can absolutely appreciate style over function, my frumpy fat ass is typing this in sweat pants after all, and I wouldn't dare call it goofy or anything because she could absolutely rip me in half if she ever wished to. Thankfully at the halfway point she actually gets a haircut and bleaches her hair, and the hairstyle she has in the second half of this video is incredibly badass and insanely sexy. Speaking of incredibly sexy mixed with total badassery, based on how badass and tough she looked on the cover I was a little bit blown away by her incredibly cute slightly squeaky voice the first time I heard her speak. I really do mean that in a good way though, her voice is seriously cute and I love it! But, once again I wouldn't ever say that to her face because I guarantee she could rip my innards into "outards" with her pinky.

This title is more or less split into two parts, pre haircut Judo matches and post haircut Mixed Martial Arts "Battle Fucking". The judo half of the video has her flipping opponents one after the other establishing this is absolutely a woman who could kick my ass and I love it. Until she gets pinned eventually and immediately as soon as she is defeated, the pants of her gi come off and the victor just goes right into fucking. The speed at which this man just honed in to her pussy was incredible, like some kind of sexual terminator that can’t be bargained with, can’t be reasoned with, doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your pussy is fucked! Okay I went a little overboard there I'm joking obviously but this guy was seriously a fucking machine! No foreplay at all man he just saw the prize and took it, and Yuni absolutely LOVED every second of it! He seriously just had complete control over the situation, moving from position to position, switching seamlessly from fucking to face fucking, sexually pinning her down in so many ways I didn't think possible! Every face fucking leaving more and more messy spit trails (exactly how I like my face fucking) until he just decides she's onto the next position. This was seriously more nonstop action than a genuine action movie man! Some of these positions get fucking NUTS too, so much so I had to get a picture of it:

All non-stop fuckfests must eventually become untrue to their name and come to an end and when this sexual automaton of a man decides to finish on Yuni's face he just shoves his half solid member right into her throat to hold there while she rests for a minute. It's a masterpiece. Then just when I thought this title couldn't get crazier, another dude walks into frame and just picks Yuni up, pussy still dripping and cum all over her face and they shout "HAJIME!" and the next Judo match just begins! I couldn't believe it, they might as well have looked right at the viewer and said "oh you thought the martial arts were over just because the fucking began? Nah man, cum shots are temporary but honor is forever." She wins by the way but we're drifting off the topic of the porn here.

Okay so the second half of the movie, new haircut, and now Yuni is no longer wearing a gi. Her new outfit has her stomach exposed and we finally get a decent look at those delicious abs that send my brain into caveman times. Before any of the Battle Fucking we also get a neat segment where she just shows us each of her tattoos in detail, really neat stuff! If you've never seen this type of porn before I personally have no clue if it has another name but the katakana on the screen said "Battle Fuck" and I thought that was hilarious so that's what I'm calling it. It's almost a sport in and of itself where competitors use grapples and Mixed Martial Arts to try and pleasure their opponent, it really is gripping and intense to watch.

Obviously there is no real violence going on here, just some good old fashioned rough fun, the way I love it! This plays out a lot like the Judo scene except Yuni is also trying to pleasure her opponents this time, so rather than having her opponent manhandle her along the many positions, they both fight for control over getting to do what. It's seriously tense and fun to see her just get a dude in a headlock with her legs and aggressively veer right into sucking his dick. You can also tell she is having so much fun with the back and fourth, she has a huge smile on her face the whole time, like a true warrior of the Battle Fuck, absolutely great stuff. There is just too much great stuff in this scene to pick every single thing out but one that really stuck out to me was a bit of face fucking that Yuni does while laying on her stomach, the male talent just slams her head down his cock and she takes it in throat like an onahole! This I also had to screencap because it was so great but trust me you have to see it in motion:

I love how much we get to see of Yuni's muscles in this scene too, most of them were covered by her gi in the first scene, but now we get to see them unleashed! After the second scene is over there is a bit more interview and other such short segments, one of which has Yuni get completely naked and do a workout for the camera, as well as some shadow boxing and a few more Judo matches. The best little bit of this at the end is when she gets fingered while trying to complete a takedown, it's fucking great to see. Holy shit I could go on forever about this title but who the hell would read an article that long? CHECK THIS ONE OUT MAN IT IS GOLD!

She can take down those dicks into her throat but who cares about that, can she take down her opponents?:

Calculating the amount of "the sport on display" in this video was an absolute nightmare. Where do I even start? I mean from frame 1 of the video it's Judo technique after technique, all practiced on the same poor bastard. After about demonstration 9 or so he just laid there motionless as Yuni was being interviewed and all my thought power went to wondering if he was okay. He got back up for about 11 more techniques and took them all like a champ. Counting how much of this was either Judo or Martial Arts was time consuming but not difficult. It became a pain in the ass in the second half of the video where the Battle Fucking began. I decided this whole thing is arbitrary so why the hell can't I be my own referee? I'd be biased as hell but whose gonna complain? Me? Nah, too much paperwork. Anyway the executive decision I made was that Battle Fucking counted as a martial art as long as someone was pinned in some way. If it devolved into just regular sex positions I didn't count it. That made it a little easier but still a bit of a pain. The result of all my calculations? 59 minutes of the 127 minute runtime were dedicated to the sport, that is fucking whopping 46% of the video! Can we even top that today? Good lord!

So now I have to ask myself how well did this video incorporate its sports theme into the actual porn? The answer should be obvious that it did so MASTERFULLY you read what I wrote up there man! When that sexual Judo terminator set his eyes on Yuni it was a nonstop fuck fest until it wasn't! But in the middle of that fuck fest were pinnings and Judo flips and Battle Fucking! Just the concept of the Mixed Martial Arts Battle Fucking is a perfect example of how to incorporate the sport into the porn itself. This incorporated the sports theme so well that at the beginning when we were just being shown Judo matches I had the opposite mental space of the previous two titles where I forgot this was porn and was just enthralled with seeing this girl flip dudes over and pin them to the ground that I was almost shocked when her pants came off and the fucking began! And don't even get me started again on when they threw her into another match seconds after getting the most intense plowing of her life. I also always love it when they incorporate the girl's workout routine into the sports JAV, I have no idea why it excites me so much but it just does!

So finally we get to how much I learned about Judo from this video. Considering literally the only thing I knew about Judo prior to watching this video was that flips were involved I feel like I learned quite a lot! I saw a whole lot of those flips and at least the first 15 or 20 minutes was literally just video of Yuni demonstrating real techniques. This title could, no joke, genuinely be used as an instructional video. I constantly make jokes in these articles about that but I'm dead serious about it this time. I may have left this video a bit confused as to how much of this is genuine Martial Art but I think a good rule of thumb for that is once genitals are groped or slammed together chances are that isn't a genuine technique. If I were giving these letter grades (which I'm not but I guess I am for this one) then this would get a fucking A+ in all three of my stupid arbitrary categories. You also saw the glowing praise I gave it up above so what are you doing go watch it! Wait no, finish reading my article first please don't leave yet!

FSET-632 - Emi Hoshii - A Beautiful Female Athlete Sexual Dribbles A 12 Year Basketball Career

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This basketball themed title is actually not a Debut! Most of these sports themed JAV are one and done debuts but this is one of many titles featuring Emi Hoshii. She debuted in 2015 and sadly doesn't seem to have made any titles past 2017 so she's most likely left the industry. I have NO CLUE if Hoshii is an actual basketball player in real life, but she plays so well here that I have to assume she must have genuinely at least been in a basketball club or team when she was in college or younger. I mean she sure knew how to handle those balls if you know what I mean! Haha... wait that gives me an idea for my HILARIOUS joke titles for the second section of these recommendations. 

Anyway, I really love the change of pace in this list of seeing an actress so clearly comfortable with being on camera. It's also great to see how much enjoyment she gets out of giving out pleasure, one of my absolute gold star qualities I love whenever I see it in JAV! She doesn't quite have the most athletic body type... not to say she isn't beautiful and fit, because she is incredibly sexy and very much in shape! It's just that when we get a full examination of her body in the third scene I couldn't help but long for the muscle, the abs, the flexing! But I'm not a picky guy, and lack of muscular body aside, Hoshii really is great! She nails the look at least with the sporty ponytail and basketball jersey, especially in the first scene when she's completely bottomless but still has the jersey and tennis shoes on, but no bra so her nipples pierce right through, such a nice touch! All her moans and vocalizations are really cute and as I always love to see, she really looks like she's having a wonderful time.

The title itself is split into 4 scenes, most of which involve a bit of Basketball but then transition into sex, but we'll go over that in the next section. The usual suspects of foreplay and variety of positions are present, some unique standouts in terms of what this title brings to the table are that it has a lot of armpit content as well as a decent focus on how much of a sweat Hoshii works up while playing. For example, in the second scene Hoshii has a one on five match with her male costars with the handicap of a vibrator in the whole time, and when she obviously loses, working up an intense sweat, her opponents descend on her like vultures and immediately give her the tongue-bath of the century. Just about every scene has closeups on her armpits and/or at least one person vigorously licking them, but mostly when it happens it's two people licking at the same time. So armpit and sweat guys, eat your hearts out with this one, you'll seriously get quite a lot of good stuff here. There is a little bit of foot stuff here too with some toe sucking, but not much. I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you're sexually attracted to parts of the body not meant for sex you'll enjoy this title! I don't mean that in a bad way, how can I when I've written so many articles about how I'm obsessed with buttholes? We also see some nipple play on both the male and female side, spitroasting, facials, and squirting.

The five man blowbang after the vibrator handicap match is honestly pretty great. It's the type of scene where both hands and her mouth are occupied the whole time but there's still room for the other two guys to poke and prod all over body the whole time. I love the kind of group scenario where the sexual stimulation overload is overwhelming but in the best possible way, once again, Hoshii is having an absolute blast and I love to see it. Those guys get a little crazy in their zeal though, I saw one dude just grab a chunk of her ponytail and look at it like even he didn't know what we was gonna do with it, then he just kind of rubs it all over his dick and moves on to something else like nobody saw. But I saw... oh I saw...

Let's not forget about the Chekhov's vibrator placed in her during the handicap match, because that didn't go anywhere! It comes back into play halfway through the group sex and the best part about it is after all five of her costars cum on her face, we just get to see her completely PLASTERED in cum while writhing in pleasure from it on full blast. Speaking of the cum shots in this title, they're actually quite better than the other titles mentioned so far, the volume of a 5 man bukkake isn't really much in terms of how crazy JAV can get, but it's much more fun that a single small load to the chest. All the facials here are pretty massive loads and there's usually more than one of them, so certainly a step up.

The third scene has Hoshii bound with duct tape and blindfolded, a fun gimmick, but they kind of push the blindfold aside halfway through the first blowjob which had me a bit disappointed. Stick with your gimmick dammit! Other than that it continues like a regular threesome and then the final scene is a bit odd being framed almost like a couch audition sort of thing. She's picked up in her casual clothes at a park then she shyly shows off the goods on a couch, it feels like something that belongs in a debut title. It isn't much special but I did kind of laugh when just before the cum shot we hard cut to a completely different set and likely a completely different day just for him to cum on her face and end.

Last little standout bits to mention here are that the acoustics of her moans in the basketball court were fun, and everything with her bottomless but lifting up her jersey in her mouth, stifling her moans just a bit was gold. I also really liked in the taped and blindfolded scene that the way they applied the tape to her chest left her tits really flopping out and that was pretty hot. We get a tag out immediately after the first guy cums in that scene but it wasn't as good as the one in the volleyball title and the first guy's cum shot was half wasted, he spilled the first bit on the pillow, so meh. The final scene is pretty lackluster but I really like her casual street clothes in it so that's the silver lining there. Overall this one is pretty good but it has it's ups and downs, highly recommend to armpit and sweat enthusiasts.

She Can Handle Those Balls Well Enough To Make Men Cum But Can She Handle Those Balls For A Layup?:

Much like previous titles, for my stupid arbitrary count of how much time in the title is spent on the sport, I counted the lead actress holding the ball that goes with the sport. Most of the title takes place in a basketball court but I decided it took more than that to be part of the sport and stopped counting the instant her male costar pushed the ball out of her hand to French kiss her. So now that my worthless calculations are done here are the worthless but impressive results, about 44 and a half minutes of our 168 minute runtime was dedicated to Basketball, which is 26.5% of the video! I call that pretty good honestly, much better than our first two titles, that's for damn sure!

So how well did this one incorporate the sports into the porn itself? Pretty well actually! Hoshii begins the title practicing her three pointers and a decent amount of the video is spent on one-on-one, one-on-three, or one-on-five games between her and her male costars. Most of the video sort of splits the sports and porn, having that moment where her costar slaps the ball out of her hand and makes out with her as the clear dividing line of "okay the sports stop here time for fuck". However, the vibrator handicap match later on perfectly incorporates that blend of sports and JAV that I'm looking for in this category. It's honestly insanely entertaining to see her try to keep up in the game while the vibrator constantly goes off, we even get a fun little graphic in the corner every time they turn the power on. There is an added penalty that each time her opponents' team scores a shot she has to remove an article of clothing, boy it was fun seeing her run around the court in just her underwear, especially with all the slow mo used! So while the whole title isn't a perfect blend like the Judo title but what's here is absolutely great. Another good aspect of a subtle blend of sports and porn is that in the first scene they lay down on a gym mat and Hoshii holds herself up on a bin of basketballs, fun use of scenery!

So how much did I learn about Basketball here? Well as you may have noticed by the fact that I knew where the three point line was and I used the phrase "layup" I actually know more than absolutely nothing about this sport! I used to play for fun a LOOONG time ago when I was younger. That being said if I were the type of person who meticulously analyzed sports footage to improve myself I bet I could get better at three pointers at least from looking at the way Hoshii does it, her defense was honestly not bad either until they shoved a vibrator into her. So you could learn at least a bit from this one. If the first two titles got Fs in this section and the Judo title got an A+ this would be a nice C+ or maybe a B-.

RCT-981 - Mao Raiden - A Big Tits Villainous Female Pro Wrestler Mao Raiden In A Pregnancy Fetish Creampie Death Match!!

Recommendation:

THAT'S RIGHT LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND MOTHERFUCKERS, MR AKA IS COMING RIGHT AT YOU TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU DON'T COUNT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AS A SPORT YOU CAN FUCK OFF BECAUSE THIS IS HIS ARTICLE AND HE CAN WRITE IT HOWEVER HE PLEASES! OH NO IS THAT A CHAIR? THAT'S GOTTA HURT! Okay uh first and foremost I think I should establish I kind of missed the boat on being a wrestling fan so I'm coming at this from the perspective of an outsider. I also feel like JAV and pro wrestling are a bit of kindred spirits, they know the matches are scripted just like we know the cum shots are likely fake, but that doesn't mean the hits they take in wrestling aren't any less real than the cocks those countless JAV actresses take right? I see wrestling and JAV sitting in a room together, one telling the other, "we're not so different you and I".

Getting into the title at hand and it's starring actress, the villainous, tiger printed, pompous, trash talking, toned and muscled, oiled up devilish beauty, Mao Raiden. While this is a debut title for Raiden, and she hasn't done anything since 2017, this is not her only title, she did make a sequel (maybe we'll take a look at that if I'm mad enough to do this a third time). This title has a little bit of a pregnancy fetish thing going on as they ask Raiden to take a pregnancy test before the matches and each of the cum shots are creampies (niiiice). The moment she stepped onto the stage in character I absolutely loved her! The pompous brash attitude with the skills to back it up are great! But of course the funnest part of a JAV lead with a mouthy attitude is seeing her squirm in pleasure while that mouth get's filled, and we do get plenty of that here!

The video is split into four wrestling matches, three one-on-one matches with masked luchador opponents, then a three-on-one with all of them at the same time at the end. This title functions a lot like the Battle Fucking in the Judo title, but with a wrestling flare where instead of Judo flips and takedowns we have uhhh... whatever the wrestling equivalent is? It's a lot like grappling. The other difference here is that where the Battle Fucking in the Judo title was two sided, both opponents trying to go for each other's genitals, Raiden is genuinely trying to demolish her opponents while they're just trying to demolish her pussy.

A few of Raiden's moves have her shoving her muff into her opponent's mouth but I'm gonna chalk that up to a genuine strategy to take them down. I sure wouldn't mind being crushed between those delicious toned thighs. Not much happens in terms of sexual content until the third match where her opponent is just much too strong for her and just absolutely plows her into submission as hard as he can. This being wrestling themed the actors go pretty damn hard and in an insane amount of crazy positions. A personal favorite of mine is when Raiden gets fingered in this hold:

Another great standout moment of the Wrestle fingering was seeing Raiden cum super hard and just squirt all over the ring, good stuff. A cacophony of so many positions ensues until he finishes in a wonderfully executed absolutely intense personal favorite of mine, the mating press! And this time the mating press really is for mating because you bet your ass there's a goddamn creampie and it's fucking great, THAT is how you do a cum shot man. Wish we got to linger on it a bit more but instead she washes herself off with a bucket of water in the corner and starts to trash talk her opponents on the sidelines immediately, cum still dripping out of her. All parties agree that if she can defeat all three of the luchadors at once in a three on one match, then she can take home the belt!

One of the conditions of the three on one match is that Raiden has to do it with no bottoms. Of course she loses and has to take on all three of the luchador cocks in a row. I do appreciate the tag team nature of this scene meaning that it's an absolute onslaught non stop creampie fuck fest where Raiden just get's absolutely railed all across the ring in all sorts of ways taking three loads in a row. However, it does disappoint me that while she does briefly please two of them at the same time she never takes all three at once. Every creampie in this title is a standout moment and as I said the fucking goes pretty damn hard, nothing too intense but just rough nonstop fucking at it's absolute best. Oh and we do get some face fucking which is always fun.

Nothing too out there in terms of extra fetishes here but what's on display is pretty damn good. I thought I'd be able to make this joke about the basketball title but this one really has it's fundamentals down without branching out too much. It has the pregnancy thing and the creampies but we don't really get any kind of follow up on that and it isn't really my thing so, eh? If you're a fan of wrestling or hardcore non stop fucking then check this one out for sure though!

Funny Wrestling Joke:

Okay so I thought about actually counting the amount of real wrestling in this title but then I had a thought... I THOUGHT FUCK THAT BECAUSE IT AIN'T LIKE THERE'S A GODDAMN RULE BOOK FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING SO WHO THE HELL SAYS IT ISN'T WRESTLING ANYMORE ONCE THERE'S A COCK JAMMED IN SOMEONE PUSSY HUH? NOT ME GOD DAMMIT SO I HEREBY DECLARE THIS TITLE AS:

FUCKING 1000% WRESTLING

It may not make sense but neither does wrestling so who cares! Speaking of things I don't get with wrestling, the interview with Mao Raiden at the very beginning of the title where they ask her to take a pregnancy test? She was completely out of character for that, isn't breaking kayfabe a no-no? That's like the ONE thing I do know about wrestling... or thought I did? Or is it okay to do in interviews and such? Does it depend on the wrestler? See how little I know about this shit! Also, boy do I wish my Japanese was more fluent than it is so I could catch every word of Raiden's trash talking, I bet it's all great. Thankfully I didn't need to know Japanese to get excited at her trying to rip off one of the luchador's masks before the matches even began!

So how well does this title integrate it's theme into the porn? Well I mean it's hard to argue with my above assessment that the whole damn title is wrestling. Before the Wrestle Fucking™ begins we see a lot of just genuine pro wrestling that's really fun to watch! Raiden absolutely annihilates that first opponent, the second guy only getting the upper hand a few times to take her top off. Then that third match was back and forth with who had the upper hand so much it felt like a goddamn Shonen battle manga! I had so many moments watching Raiden slam dudes so hard I winced and said "OOOH THAT'S GOTTA HURT" out loud. All the fucking that does happen is in all kinds of wrestling holds or up against the ropes and inside the ring so it fits the theme perfect.

What did I learn about wrestling? I didn't know much before, I had to Google the difference between a face and a heel before I wrote this damn article for example. I didn't learn much new terminology with the language barrier but I sure learned that wrestling is fun as hell to watch! But maybe that's the bias of THIS brand of wrestling featured a cute fit girl getting railed and creampied. Solid A+ in every category, exactly what I'm looking for in sports JAV, but wrestling is so easy to incorporate into sex it almost feels like cheating.

Well, we covered some pretty great titles today, not all of them incorporated their sports theme incredibly well but those last three sure as hell did. Got any sports JAV you'd recommend? Let me know in the comments down below! Until then, Mr Aka signing off!