5 Sports Themed JAV That'll Be Sure To Knock It Out Of The Park

My name is Mr Aka and I know absolutely nothing about sports to a completely inept degree. That being said I thought it would be fun to recommend five different sports themed JAV and not only tell you how they stand in terms of being adult videos, but also discuss how well they represent their sport to my incredibly narrow understanding. I came up with this idea from just browsing JAV featuring very fit women and appreciating athletic women is a stronger past time for me than baseball is for America. Without any more stalling, let's play ball! (That's a sports thing right?)

CND-120 - Meguru Yotsuha - Real Life College Girl Softball Player's Adult Video Debut!

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This video is split into 4 segments with 4 costume changes (one is a shower scene so fully nude counts as a costume change right?). Costumes never go into outright cosplay territory and mostly stick to athletic and casual wear. As far as I know I believe this is the only adult video that Meguru Yotsuha has made since all other results of her name appear to be compilation box sets that include this same set in them. The contents of the video itself are pretty vanilla and standard fare for a debut title, some fingering, some blowjobs, a bit of paizuri and assjobs (the latter being a personal favorite of mine), a bit of toying in the shower and a variety of positions for the actual sex. No anal or anything crazy like that but there is a threesome as the final scene.

Speaking of the threesome, it's pretty great. She takes it a little rough and it's fun to see the male talent lift her up and play with her while she's suspended in their arms. However, I do have to say I entered this video on the promise of seeing Yotsuha's athletic prowess, not the male talent's! I'm not exactly asking for her to be lifting them up and reversing the rolls or anything, it just felt odd seeing that in a JAV I found by browsing the "muscular" tags.

Now, if this video was only vanilla and mundane I wouldn't be recommending it on here, no sir. The appeal truly comes from Yotsuha herself. Seeing the strong athletic type being so submissive and clearly enjoying it is an absolute treat. This aspect of the video shines the best in both the shower scene and especially the threesome scene. She takes the toys in the shower with such vigor and enthusiasm it fills me with joy, then seeing her get filled with joy from two holes in the threesome scene fills me with something else. She really excels in the sections of attempting to please her two costars at the same time and there are some great angles of the whole thing.

Oh! Before I forget, I would be a fool to not mention for those of you who enjoy tits over ass you'll absolutely get a lot out of this one. Plenty of titjobs and just segments of her smacking her costar's manhood all over her love muffins, as well as a cumshot on them to end the video on. I'm not really a breast guy but if you are this is an even higher recommendation, either way check this one out for sure.

Yeah yeah, but how well does it represent BASEBALL?!:

These segments will consist of me asking these three main questions about each of these videos: how much of this video is spent on the sport itself, how well do the sex scenes keep to the sports theme, and what did this video teach me about the sport? First thing's first, let's give some useless stats because I'm pretty sure sports fans like stats right? 3 minutes of the 119 minute runtime is dedicated to baseball, this is not including a sizable portion in the middle of the video where Yotsuha shows us her stretches and does some sit-ups (why do I find that so goddamn arousing?) This means 2.5% of the video is dedicated to the sport.

The entire first half of the video is spent with Yotsuha either in her baseball uniform or in some sort of sports wear. The last two segments she is either completely naked or in casual wear. Text that appears on screen is mostly themed to baseball, being shown over some clip art of a baseball bat. Sadly they don't find a way to incorporate the sport itself into the sex, and personally I don't know how they'd do it but this is JAV dammit! They always find a way in JAV! But to be honest this one does absolutely play to Yotsuha's strength, which is her sporty and athletic nature. It's a good hook in the beginning letting you know she really was a part of her college softball team, it's the kind of theme that get's the blood pumping in some weird way most men I know share but don't understand, the idea of someone you once knew, perhaps from your time in college, going into porn. I'll be honest with you reader, the bits of her stretching and showing her muscle were much more exciting than the main gimmick, but it was a good hook nonetheless.

So did this video teach me anything about baseball? Or is it softball? What's the difference again? I guess that should answer the question pretty good. I certainly learned Meguru Yotsuha has a killer pitcher's arm and could probably break my ribs if I caught her fastball the wrong way, but I think that turns me on much more than it scares me so I consider this a win.

YMDD-051 - Kotono Suzukaze - Transcendentally beautiful female snowboard Instructor

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After a nice meal and chat with her snowboarding pupils, Kotono Suzukaze is revealed to be quite naive when it comes to sex. Her students are kind enough to offer some tutoring on the subject though, and what ensues is a cavalcade of educational debauchery. The way Suzukaze is completely embarrassed and abashed about what is going on but still absolutely enjoying herself is a delight to see. The video itself consists of 5 scenes (but almost sort of 6?). There's an opening threesome, an indoor blowjob, an outdoor blowjob, some bathhouse sex with a bit of male nipple play and a handjob, and finally some rope bondage toying that becomes regular sex when the ropes come down.

An absolutely standout shot in the video is during the initial foreplay where Suzukaze's male costars are stripping her down and we get a great view of them spreading her ass. This shot was so good I included it as part of the screenshots below, but believe me it's even nicer in motion. In this first scene there are also a few fun shots of Suzukaze playfully batting the camera away while lewd things are being done to her, absolutely genius! It really feels like she is as bashful as the character she's portraying. A lot of the best stuff is front loaded right to this first segment, including some great shots of some reverse cowgirl riding, but that isn't to say the rest of the scenes aren't great too.

Both the blowjob scenes are great, in the first she tries tasting cum for supposedly the first time and has an interesting reaction to say the least, and the other being outdoors in the winter snow is exhilarating as a set piece. You can tell in that final scene she is really enjoying finally getting the real thing after being left full of toys and dangling from ropes in the corner, which makes the large variety of positions shown all the more satisfying to watch. Suzukaze is an absolute pro and continues to do more work in the industry to this day. I'll be sure to have her on my radar after this stellar release and couldn't recommend this video enough!

That's nice, but how good is this as a snowboard instructional video?!:

You know what time it is friends, useless stats about sports time! So the first five and half minutes of the 166 minute runtime is dedicated to snowboarding and riding on ski lifts, then two more clips coming in around 3 minutes total. That is a whopping 5% of the video! I don't know if we can top that! Aside from that beginning segment (in which the ski lift portions also include the intro interviews) we see Suzukaze's expert snowboarding one more brief time in the middle, and then once more at the end. Once the sex starts, as per the premise of the video mentioned above, she seems quite inexperienced and embarrassed about all things perverse to the point where it seems like a bit of a role reversal occurs and her students teach her all about it. This proves true that even teachers have so much to learn from their students.

As the premise of the video is her being a snowboarding instructor I'm going to give it a technicality that any of the teaching of the perverted arts in this video is completely in line with the sports theme. That means that honestly with all the "Oy, Sensei you ever sucked a dick before? No? Want me to teach yah?" going on in this video it might be one of the most faithful to it's concept on this list. The whole thing also takes place in, at least what appears to be, some sort of mountainside cabin themed resort/hotel which feeds back into the theme of winter sports very well. Finally I absolutely need to mention the great blowjob scene in the middle where Suzukaze is in her full snowboarding outfit (in that snow I'm glad for once that the lead actress wasn't wearing less clothes!). The scene is great as mentioned above and it suits the theme perfectly.

As far as what I learned about snowboarding, I don't think this video serves as a very good instructional tape on the subject. I'm sure however, that a real private lesson with Ms Suzukaze (not a porno euphemism at all) would help me learn how to snowboard because she seems like she'd be a great teacher. I absolutely did learn what good snowboarding looks like though? So in the same way you might consider videos of sick skateboarding tricks to be educational I'd say this checks that same exact box. As far as this article is concerned so far, this video is the king of the mountain for it's sports theming.

BHSP-011 - Reimi Hamada - The O Face Addicted Jogger's Conception Decision

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Let's get this right out of the way as soon as possible, I'm sure you can tell from the cover that this one is pretty intense. I don't think I'll ever really cover anything on this blog that goes to the furthest extremes JAV BDSM has to offer but needless to say, our star leading actress and jogging enthusiast, Reimi Hamada, takes it pretty hard and heavy in this video. If you aren't into that kind of thing then skip this one, if you're still here then let me tell you what this video has to offer because it's pretty damn good.

The video consists of four segments, the first and last are pretty similar aside from a costume change, they both involve Hamada being teased and having some toys used on her, then sex between her and a single male costar. The second segment has her bound and gagged (a lot of tape and cuffs being used here for those that may be of interest to that sort of thing) while having toys used on her. And the third segment consists of a male costar having some fun with Hamada while her arms are bound and she's wearing a one piece swimsuit.

The main thing that drew me in to this title was that screenshot below of her giving a rimjob. I'm a sucker for some good rimjob content, and I was not disappointed! Unless it is a marketed specialty of the video, I'm used to a rimjob on the back of the cover meaning we'll get a little bit of that in one scene, but, and correct me if I'm wrong here, I believe in all four segments Hamada does give her costar a rimjob. In fact, a lot of the best stuff in the video consists of the skills she has with her mouth. The way she gives head to both her costars and the toys they place in front of her is grade A stuff! There is also plenty of spanking all throughout this video, and a lot of hair grabbing as well. Last but not least most of the cum shots in this video are nothing to write home about, with the exception of the swimsuit scene that ends in a facial, that was pretty great. By the way, if you're into cum play there is a bit of that here too.

This is an absolute stand out title to me, the second scene of her completely bound and having a vibrating wand placed up against her is especially fantastic. If you're into the rougher side of things check this one out for sure, this may be Hamada's only title but she sure takes it all like an absolute pro!

We know she sucks dick, but does she suck at jogging?:

Useless sports stats time! Approximately 5 minutes of the 117 minute runtime is spent on jogging, about 4% of the video is dedicated to the sport! Good thing there was all that intense sex because this was awful as an instructional video about jogging! I suppose I learned the proper stretches to do before jogging and became intimately familiar with how your muscles look after dedicating yourself to the sport, so A+ for that.

For the most part this video didn't exactly give a damn about it's theme for the first two thirds, it's pretty clear they just needed some kind of angle to sell Hamada's debut (which they didn't even market as a debut either) and she must have genuinely enjoyed jogging as a hobby. She also enjoys singing quite a bit? Most of the beginning interview segment is oddly just her singing while walking around the woods. She wears her sporty jogging outfit from the cover in the final segment of the video and that plays to the theme's strength pretty well. It felt like this video was hoping to market what they must have felt were Hamada's two strongest features for this industry, her physical fitness and her masochistic nymphomaniac nature, but pretty much focused mostly on the latter. This title is great in general, but a bit weak on the sports theming. It's also Hamada's only JAV to date so I can only hope it was a positive experience for her.

CND-137 - Moe Katakura - Undercover With A Real Caddy At A Golf Course

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The basic plot of this video is that a group of men in the JAV industry go golfing and convince the gorgeous Moe Katakura, their caddy, to be a part of an impromptu AV shoot. Unlike a typical JAV that has a variety of locations and is comprised of multiple shoots put together, this title is at least presenting the illusion that it was all a single shot in one locale. I have no clue if it's all actually one day of shooting, I'm no expert, but it's shown as if it is. 

Much like all the other girls in this list, Katakura is sporting a very... well... sporty look, and pulls it off very well. She is especially cute during her first scene where she seems incredibly embarrassed to be doing these things in such a public place, but by the end of the video has completely warmed up to the idea. I should note that this video is a debut and as of the date I'm writing this is also her only AV appearance. This title includes blowjobs, nipple play (on the male talent) during handjobs, public nudity, plenty of fingering, and a threesome all on the green and on her green.

I honestly don't have the most to say about this title other than that if the public aspects of it excite you it is great for that and Katakura is incredibly cute and peppy. Now that I think about it the overlap between traits I would like to see in my golf caddy and traits I would like to see in a woman are not so different. Standout moments for sure are, as mentioned before, her first little shoot in the beginning of the video where she seems very adorably nervous, and a particularly great part of the threesome where one of her costars is lifting her up while thrusting into her. The sight of her ass jiggling at that angle would be my last meal on Earth if I were ever on death row.

Enough about THOSE kinds of balls, I wanna know about the Golf Balls!:

I'm still going to keep this brief but boy is this one complicated to tally up our stupid useless stats. I feel as though I was questioning life itself and doing some real soul searching while I asked myself "what really does count as playing golf?" Is walking around from course to course or asking the caddy to see where your ball landed not an integral part of golf? Is one "playing golf" only so long as the uh, golf sticks (I actually forgot what a golf club was called for a second there) are in your hand? While Moe Katakura is rubbing a golf club against her clit on a golf course is she not playing golf? In fact if being on the golf course is the only qualifier for playing golf then 100% of this title is dedicated to the sport because they never leave the course for the entire runtime. Let's go with that to give myself less work yeah?

This video has an incredible dedication to it's golf theme, as stated above, the whole thing takes place on a golf course, and as I mentioned in the recommendation, Katakura plays a golf caddy. They combine both the naughtiness of being lewd at work with the theming of the sport itself very well. They convince Katakura to do some great little photo shoots on the green, rubbing golf clubs on herself, positioning her holes next to the golf course hole, and all sorts of other great and exciting lewd scenarios interwoven into the golf theme perfectly.

Now how much did I learn about golf from this video? Well there aren't many shots of golf balls actually being hit, and in a few of those shots they completely whiff the shot so I honestly learned pretty much nothing. I feel as though this video gave us the two ends of the spectrum for my arbitrary criteria; amazing dedication to it's themes but zero instructional value.

NNPJ-077 - Mai Takashiro - The Beautiful Body That Has Been Trained With Jumps!

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I knew this one would be at the very least incredibly interesting from the premise of a gymnast JAV star. It takes a little while to get going (a little less than an hour in before things actually get spicy) but I'm sure plenty of people will find her actual gymnastic routine plenty arousing if I know the internet like I think I do, and you get that right away. Once this video starts to get going boy does it get going. I enjoyed this one so much I am genuinely sad that I can't seem to find anything else from it's starring actress, Mai Takashiro, anywhere else in the industry. There is never a dull moment in this title once the sex gets going, the incredible range of poses Takashiro is able to pull off, the allure of her nimble and slim yet completely athletic body, those skin tight leotards, and the way she takes it all like a pro. You honestly can't even tell this is a debut title given how comfortable she is on camera and how amazing she appears to be at both pleasing her costars as well as taking pleasure from them.

The title is comprised of a boy girl scene in Takashiro's bedroom, another where she has a costume change and takes a facial upside down, one scene in front of a large cage where she is toyed and teased up against it, then one more final boy girl scene in a stairwell. The absolute standout to me of this title, and the clips I saw of it that made me familiar with it, is the section in front of the cage. Something about seeing her take those vibrating wands and fingers while hanging from those bars, spreading from all kinds of angles I wasn't aware were possible just did something for me in ways I didn't think possible. The end segment has some great positions and angles but also quite a few regular positions I could see in any JAV that made me want to shout at the screen "give me my weird boner back, I can't accept a normal boner after what you've already given me", but if I did I think my landlord would have some choice words with me in the morning.

This is an absolute standout title and I think has even awakened something in me. I think I'm a changed man after witnessing this JAV and as a result may not so subtly hint to my girlfriend to start some yoga classes or something for "uh, no particular reason honey". I cannot recommend this one enough and is my absolute favorite among the list even though it seemed the furthest we could go from "sports" while still remaining in the subject.

I'm trying to make a sexual pun out of "stick the landing" and can't do it:

Sorry I pretty much gave up on the creative titles for this part of the article towards the end but all good comedy bits have to end some time. This one was a little bit difficult to calculate the useless sports stats for as well by the way, but I think I have it figured out. You see in this video Takashiro demonstrates some of her gymnastics as she would at a gymnastic meet, but she also takes a pounding in some quite... gymnastic poses. I've never actually seen a gymnastics meet in my entire life but I'm going to take a wild shot in the dark here and say that they typically don't involve penetration. With that in mind I'll only count any professional displays of gymnastics in my percentage count. That being said, 11 and a half minutes of the 147 minute runtime are dedicated to the sport itself, meaning about 7.8%. If we don't count the golf video that is the most dedicated to the sport itself on this list! Which makes sense because the sport itself is pretty titillating on its own.

Most of the sex scenes include Takashiro in her leotards and contorting in various incredibly sexy ways, so I'll say this video sticks to its theme pretty well. She even gives blowjobs in astounding angles, it really is as much a performance as it is porn and for that I love it. The crazy things that only a gymnast could accomplish in the bedroom being put on display here are nothing short of a spectacle and I love every minute of it. This is also the most that the sport itself is integrated into the sexual content of one of these titles on the list, it was exactly what I was looking for in that regard and a massive recommendation if my glowing review above wasn't enough.

I honestly have no clue how a gymnast meet is scored? Or if they even are scored in any way? And this video has helped in absolutely no way whatsoever with that. I also assure you that my stubby hobgoblin body could never achieve a single one of the incredible athletic feats Takashiro is capable of no matter how much I watch her perform them. So while I've learned nothing about the sport, I've learned something about my taste in porn and really, isn't that the most magic thing of all? It's like the porn we watched here were the friends we made along the way and any tiny fraction I learned about sports through writing this article was just a cherry on top.

I may be the least well versed in the entire world of sports but I like to think I learned something today from all these wonderful sports themed JAV titles. I don't know if I'll ever use anything that I learned or if I'll just continue to sit on my couch and play video games, BUT, I did learn something. And I hope you all learned something more about my taste in JAV. I hope to do another one of these in the future because it was really fun so if you have any sports themed JAV you'd like to recommend let me know.