Anton's Last Field Report - Mao Hamasaki

By the time this piece goes up, I may already be back in the States. This was to be my last field report for ZENRA, and in the interests of thematic appropriateness, it was decided that my last fan meet event would be with Mao Hamasaki. She began my field reports for ZENRA, and she would end my field reports for them.

The event was organized by the same people behind the Miki Sunohara event I attended earlier this year. Indeed, as I would discover to my pleasant surprise upon arriving, the same two manzai fellas from that event acted as MCs for this event. You may recall I didn’t have the best time at the Miki event, but in hindsight that was more due to me being caught off-guard by how different it was to past events I’d attended. So, you MC manzai men and the other folks responsible for these events, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.

The event was held in Shibuya, as was the Miki event. But in this case they were held in very different areas of the ward. Miki’s event was in more of an artsy district where the younger folk hang out after school and go shopping, whereas this place was in a high class area. If you want to go shopping there, your wallet will have to be much fatter, as it seemed to only offer the choicest designer brands. It’s also only a few blocks away from the ingress to Meiji Jingu Shrine, the famous tourist attraction where the Meiji Emperor is buried and deified. So if you’re ever visiting Tokyo and you get near that area, you can easily swing by.

Just do what I did: find the church (yes, hehe) and then enter the back alley until you get to a Frank Lloyd Wright-esque building. One of Mao’s goons was out front, and he happily let me in though I’d arrived quite early. And after I set down my stuff and the start time arrived we were all sent to the bar area to sit down and have ourselves a drink.

The MCs introduced Mao and the various activities we could purchase over the course of the event, before we got to do the standing cunnilingus activity. As you recall, this is where we all sit or kneel down and Mao grinds her coochie in our faces. It was fun, but also so silly I couldn’t keep a straight face.

After we’d all had our turn, the free photo time began, and we dutifully snapped shots while Mao skillfully stripteased us. She of course did not take everything off, and there were pasties on her nipple-teats to preserve her modesty, but she showed us why she’s a star, before the floor opened for us to take personal pics with her.

Now, normally I take pics of myself standing together with the actress, so that we can show off our height difference. But since this was the final field report I’d do, I decided to splurge a little and get some especially saucy pics of Mao and myself together. I hope you appreciate them.

Mao put on her best “Oh, I’m so shy and embarrassed!” voice, and it was then that I realized she didn’t have the least clue who I was. She’d completely forgotten me. Which, I mean, fair enough. It had been two years. But I’m honestly not used to people forgetting who I am, given how, well… I tend to stick out.

After changing into a sexy leopard girl Mao began Round 2 of the event, where she lay on a massive beanbag (even bigger than me) and we each got 30 seconds to chat with her. She pouted when I was not close enough for her liking, and when I scooched in closer she began to tickle and play with my nose.

“I want your nose!” she whined, like Arin Hanson wanting faces. I must confess, I’ve never received that compliment, and was flattered but also trying not to sneeze in response to her stimulus.

I then received 1 minute of photo time, which I used to get these nice pics. Then she got changed for the final round of the event, and emerged as a sexy bunny girl. I got to take a 30 second video of her, and when at last that round ended, Mao and the MCs gave a little speech thanking us all for coming, before singling me out and asking if Mao had shown me the best of what Japan had to offer. I responded in the affirmative, of course.

I don’t know who will replace me as the staff field reporter for ZENRA, but I hope that whoever they are, they have fun with it. And that they live in the greater Tokyo area, so that they can go to these events far more frequently than I can. I, meanwhile, am looking forward to what my return to America brings me. And I hope you all enjoyed reading these articles as much as I did writing them.

Take care now.

Mao’s social media:

https://www.maohamasaki.com/

https://www.instagram.com/maohamasaki_official/

https://x.com/Hamasaki_mao

https://www.youtube.com/@djmaojp