Hitomi: 2013 Films Ranked
2013 is generally heralded as one of her strongest years in general. With several years under her belt, you'd expect her to be hitting her stride by now. Thankfully I can confirm that is indeed the truth here. 2013 was filled with many memorable films and highlights such as her first film with her bff, Anri Okita. Not to mention the variety in her range of roles was great with her playing a masseuse, housewife, hot springs maid, secret agent, and soapland worker just to name a few. I would say 2013 is her best year so far and proved to be a shining example of how great her potential truly was. Without further ado let's begin with my least favorite film of the year...
12. MIDD-967
"J Cup Super Exquisite Soapland Lady"
It's no secret that I really loathe soapland-style videos. They're usually dragged out, dull, and oh so repetitive. This film is a perfect example of that sadly and it easily lands at the bottom of my list for 2013 Hitomi films. What you see is what you get really. It's just a series of soapland-themed scenes with no real continuous central premise to speak of. Thus it all results in a very bland overall experience. Sometimes films will at least execute some type of interesting plot to liven things up but not here. For starters, her performance is rather underwhelming. She has a few nice moments here and there but is just really lackluster in her enthusiasm. On the production quality side of things, the film doesn't fare much better.
The set designs are all typical of soapland films so naturally, they're rather forgettable and dull. Hitomi's wardrobe is very minimal too as she spends most of the film nude. The lighting is fine with no real glaring flaws and the camerawork is decent with a good amount of POV which is always nice. However they go for some shots that break that immersion. Also, the pacing is a bit bloated with the innate focus on Hitomi rubbing herself all over the guys. Lastly, the action is all standard soapland fare with a mix of outercourse, paizuri, and a few sex scenes. The action itself is fine but the problem is the focus on the soapland fluff that greatly drags out the scenes. MIDD-967 may please diehard soapland fans but otherwise, it's entirely skippable.
11. MDYD-854
"A Pet Female Teacher With Big Tits Just For Me"
This film would mark the beginning of her one-year stint with Tameike Goro. While she would go on to shoot some very good films with them it didn't start out too well as MDYD-854 is rather disappointing. Through some unmentioned reasons, Hitomi is delegated to being a sex-slave to some student of hers. It's never at all explained and just sorta happens with that aspect pre-established. The film then follows her being toyed with and fucked in various school settings. It's an all-around generic premise that has been done before and doesn't really offer up anything new or exciting. For starters, Hitomi's wardrobe consists of the typical teacher attire although she does wear a nice swimsuit in the final scene.
However, in one scene she gets some bands wrapped around her tits that look flat-out ugly and ruins the scene completely. The rest of the technical aspects fair well enough with decent lighting and camerawork. And the pacing is pretty well balanced too. Hitomi's performance as a whole is what you'd expect. She's very submissive and whiny which does fit the plot but is still rather underwhelming. And finally, the action itself is actually not too bad with several full sex scenes, a paizuri, and a fun scene of her getting teased by the guy right behind her student's backs. But still, the premise is incredibly bland and forgettable making for a very uneventful watch. There are far better films within this genre from Hitomi.
10. MIDD-989
"Colossal Tits Pet Secretary"
I've never been a big fan of this type of plot and this video. MIDD-989 follows Hitomi who works as a secretary in an office who is basically turned into her boss's pet and used to satisfy his and fellow employee's sexual needs. She is constantly teased and toyed with throughout. Such as in one scene where she has a remote vibrator inside her and must walk around the office with it. Or when she has clothespins attached to her tits, which I really hate the look of by the way. I will say the film makes good use of its setup such as when he struts her in front of a potential businessman and lets him fuck her to close a deal. All that said the plot isn't one that I personally connect with but it's executed well enough.
Given the type of premise, you can expect Hitomi's performance to be entirely submissive. She's not too impressive overall here with her acting. What you see is what you get. What IS impressive though is her appearance. She sports a few nice outfits such as an oiled-up leotard and a blouse with holes cut out of it for her massive tits. All the technical aspects fair pretty well with no real glaring flaws. And lastly, the action is decent across the board with a few nice sex scenes, including a threesome. Plus there's a very nice paizuri scene too. However, the scene with her getting teased and having clothespins all over her tits is too long and really lackluster. MIDD-989 has some solid content within but the plot is just not my cup of tea.
9. MIRD-119
"Only I-Cup or Bigger Allowed! Huge Tits Harem"
When you have four busty actresses together in one scene it should be a home run, right? Well unfortunately despite its stunning cover and tantalizing setup, it falls short of its true potential. Its premise is incredibly simple with the film featuring these four lovely ladies in a sex-filled harem. You're treated to one solo scene for each actress along with a few group paizuri scenes and a final orgy scene with all four. Now there's no denying this film is chock full of juicy eye-candy. If you're into big boobs, you'll be in heaven here. However, that aspect can't carry the entire film and results in an underwhelming experience. One such reason is the relatively lackluster action. There are plenty of sex scenes but they're all solo sex scenes for the most part.
Why couldn't we get some threesomes like with Anri and Hitomi? The solo scenes just feel vanilla and uninspired. There's a group sex scene at the end but it's pretty mediocre besides a few minimal highlights. As usual with these orgy scenes, it becomes quite messy and chaotic. Another reason the film disappoints is the little interaction between the cast, most apparent in the orgy scene. Hitomi and Anri aren't afraid to go hands-on which is great but the other two do absolutely nothing. And even in the paizuri scenes the other actresses just sit on the sidelines pretty much. It's not a terrible film overall but leaves you feeling incredibly underwhelmed. It's at least fun to watch Anri and Hitomi's budding relationship here.
8. MIDE-038
"Straddling Sex Talk"
Dirty talk and cowgirl are on the menu for this film. That's pretty much all there is for this one. It's just a series of scenes all revolving around the aspect of dirty and the dominant cowgirl position. There's next to no plot involved in any of the scenes besides one scene where she cosplays as a nurse. Beyond that, it's incredibly straightforward. Overall the film makes decent use of its central themes. Let's start with the production values. My only gripe is the bland set designs. They all look rather drab and uninspired. Apart from that the camerawork and lighting are solid. And Hitomi's wardrobe features a few nice outfits. The action is a bit of a mixed bag but mostly gets the job done.
There are 3 sex scenes here that all cast Hitomi in a dominant role and predominantly focus on cowgirl. The last scene however does mix it up a bit which is nice with some different positions. In addition, there's an underwhelming blowjob scene that is entirely skippable and a scene of her rubbing her tits on some glass. It makes for some good eye-candy but not much else. Lastly, we have her performance which feels like a slight step up from her usual outing but still not up to the level you'd like to see from a theme like this. She's certainly not terrible but just doesn't bring that dominant energy you'd expect. The end result is a solid film with some terrific cowgirl action and great sex scenes. Not bad but could have been better.
7. MIDE-027
"Cleavage Temptation Colossal Tits Mistress"
MIDE-027 was a film that I initially overlooked for the longest time. But since acquiring subtitles for it I've gotten a bigger appreciation for it. It features a pretty good plot for one. Hitomi works as the head maid at a hot springs inn. The inn is struggling and losing customers to a rival inn who is actually headed by Julia(fun cameo). She learns that Julia is flaunting her cleavage and sex appeal so Hitomi decides to one-up her. Hitomi proceeds to seduce and fuck her customers to attract more business, sounds good to me! It's a really well-executed plot with excellent pacing and an original storyline. Complimenting this is the superb production values. The camerawork is top-notch and the lighting is natural and highlights her bust and curves extremely well.
Plus those robes suit her nicely and do a fantastic job at teasing her massive cleavage. Now her performance is not too bad either but could have been better. She's good at playing her role and is great at seduction but during the sex scenes, she's a little underwhelming. But that's the only issue as the action is terrific here. There may be only 4 scenes but it's quality > quantity. 3 are full sex scenes that are all great in their own right and the other is a solid paizuri scene. At times the pacing can be a bit too slow but on the other hand, it does effectively set up the plot. MIDE-027 is a really well-put-together package with an engaging plot, superb production values, and amazing action. What's not to love?
6. MIDD-952
"Colossal Tits Nuru Body"
Sometimes you just can't beat simplicity. This film is very simple and straightforward in its premise. The whole revolves around the concept of lotion play. That's pretty much it. One scene incorporates a massage parlor theme but beyond that not so much. Admittedly I don't care much for lotion play so I didn't care much for the concept here. But despite that, I still enjoyed this film. One of the biggest reasons, or should I say two, is her appearance. She sports some really sexy outfits such as some nice lingerie, a leotard, and full-body fishnets. Not only that but physically she's in great shape as her tits are as massive as ever. Superb eye-candy from start to finish. On the technical side of things, the film fairs pretty well.
The camerawork especially is terrific capturing some truly stunning angles of Hitomi. There are some gorgeous underboob shots that are a sight to behold. Moving on to more important aspects we have her acting. Ultimately she delivers a lackluster performance. She's not terrible but just kinda goes through the motions and isn't memorable at all. Lastly, the sex is hit-or-miss. The sex scenes, especially the first one, are very good. However, the non-sex scenes are a real letdown. One is a solo masturbation scene that goes nowhere and feels like a waste. And the others are a mediocre handjob and paizuri scene. All in all this film provides some superb eye-candy and solid sex scenes that will surely please any lotion lover out there.
5. MIDD-933
"The Perfect Body In Tight Clothes"
MIDD-933 is probably one of the more famous films from Hitomi's early years. It features an iconic cover and lots of great costumes. It boasts an incredibly simple premise but executes it pretty well. The whole theme is just Hitomi sporting various costumes that highlight her body and bust in a range of different scenarios. Some include a waitress, nurse, secret investigator, and dance instructor. There's a really nice variety here ensuring each scene feels distinct and unique from one another. Without a doubt, the best aspect here is her appearance. The eye-candy on display here is incredible. Each outfit is fantastic and showcases her tits extremely well. The action itself is pretty good except for one or two scenes.
There are 3 sex scenes overall that all fair nicely although the last one is a bit underwhelming. Besides that, there's a great paizuri scene, a decent blowjob scene, and a frustrating solo masturbation scene that completely wastes a stunning outfit and is a complete miss. Now unfortunately her performance isn't that great. She's not very convincing in any of the roles here and lacks proper enthusiasm and engagement. My other two minor gripes pertain to the production values. One is the lighting is way too damn bright in the first scene. The other slight issue is the unnecessary use of a fish-eye lens in a sex scene. She has huge enough tits as is, why use it? All that said it's still a great film with a fantastic variety and outstanding outfits.
4. MIDD-977
"Living With A Babe With Huge Tits For 24 Hours A Day"
What could be better than experiencing the fantasy of having Hitomi as your girlfriend? That's precisely the premise here in this wonderful film. Hitomi roleplays as your live-in girlfriend all filmed entirely through the lens of POV. That's really all there is to it. It's set up quite nicely with shots of you two eating, bathing, and goofing around together that help to bolster its fantasy. Further enhancing this experience is Hitomi's above-average performance. She plays her role with great believability and solid engagement which is always a vital component of POV. She's not perfect but it's definitely one of her better performances from this era of her career.
What's a good POV film without some great action? Thankfully this film has you covered. It boasts 4 scenes in all with 3 being full sex scenes and the other a paizuri scene. The paizuri scene is relatively solid but the real attraction is the sex scenes. They all feel intimate and boast a terrific position variety full of cowgirl, missionary, and some doggystyle. Technical aspects are all mostly up to par here. The POV camerawork is on-point and the settings perfectly match the film's plot and feel natural. However, the lighting at times can be a tad too bright but it's not a big deal overall. The end result is a terrific POV-centric film giving us a taste of the sweet life with Hitomi.
3. MIDD-958
"Special Rejuvenating Masseuse for Masochistic Men"
Who doesn't love a good massage-themed video? Hitomi is here to provide the best happy ending of your life. Admittedly the premise is super basic with Hitomi playing a lewd masseuse who aims to relieve her customers with her massive tits. There's nothing too innovative here but the execution is terrific. For starters, Hitomi delivers a wonderful performance. She's fairly engaging across the board with nice facial expressions. Plus she's very sensual and methodical in her pacing. Really well done all around. Now on to the technical side of things which is another big highlight. The lighting is absolutely exceptional as it perfectly matches the film's tone with its subtle approach that really helps to accentuate her bust.
All the lighting feels quite natural and organic. Now the set design is a bit bland with every scene taking place inside a massage parlor room. It makes sense but a little variety would've been nice. Hitomi's wardrobe is typical masseuse attire so nothing too fancy but she herself looks amazing. Gorgeous eye-candy all around. Now the action is a bit light with just 2 sex scenes and one is especially short as the guy cums in literally a minute but it's kinda funny honestly. The other scenes are the expected paizuri scenes which are glorious. In the end, MIDD-958 is a sublime massage video that doesn't bring much new to the table but is executed very well.
2. EBOD-302
"SSS-Body The Largest Size Tits in the World Deep Impact"
For whatever reason, I always glossed over this particular video. I just assumed it was a bland, forgettable film mainly because of E-Body. But now I have a much bigger appreciation for it and I gotta say it's one of her best films of 2013 for sure. Now it should come as no surprise to learn that this video features no plot whatsoever. Given that this is an E-Body production it's just a vanilla sex video revolving around Hitomi's colossal chest. Sometimes simplicity is all you need. Let me get the only minor negative out of the way first which is her somewhat lackluster performance. She's really hit-or-miss here as sometimes she's energetic and engaging and other times she's quite whiny and underwhelming.
Thankfully beyond that minor issue, this film is a home run. One massive reason for this is the sheer eye-candy on display here. Hitomi looks out of this world here. Her tits are absolutely ridiculous in the best way possible. Capturing her greatness is the superb production values. The lighting is terrific as it perfectly complements her curves and never feels too harsh. The camerawork is equally as good always getting the best angles possible of her tits and body in action. Speaking of the action, it's fantastic with multiple full sex scenes and a few excellent paizuri scenes to boot. From start to finish it's an eye-candy feast backed by some brilliant production values and wonderful action. What's not to love?
1. MIDE-003
"The Selfish Seduction of a Bra-Less Wife"
Not just my favorite Hitomi video of 2013 but also one of her best from this classic era of her career. The premise is self-explanatory as it centers around Hitomi playing a housewife who inadvertently leads random men on by showing her tits off without a bra. Such as when a plumber visits her home and accidentally sprays her with water or when she’s out jogging and helps to train a man. A lot of the situations are quite silly but entertaining as well with a nice variety to keep the premise feeling fresh. Let me get the only negative out of the way which is of course her lackluster performance. She ends up being too submissive and whiny. Also, she could have been more engaging as a whole.
Thankfully the rest of the film is outstanding starting with the action. In total the scene count is 5 with two being comprised of a blowjob and a paizuri scene respectively. The rest are full sex scenes that are all fantastic especially the plumber one with her in a wet t-shirt. The position variety is superb and with each scene containing its own scenario it keeps things interesting. Plus each one features clothed sex which I personally love. The production quality is all superb too with nice lighting, top-notch camerawork, varied settings, and of course stunning outfits that highlight Hitomi's bust extremely well. This all results in one of the most memorable films from her early career. Great plot with excellent variety and executed to near perfection.
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