Oppaira's Paizuri Report - Part 1

Hey guys, Oppaira here. As we all know I'm a huge boob lover and so paizuri is naturally up my alley. I wrote a post a couple of years back about who gives the best paizuri but I haven't done anything since. In coming up with ideas for 2024 this was one idea that easily came to mind. I finally found a way to do it that I was satisfied with in terms of how much effort I put into it and the results I got out of it. I'm going to plan to keep doing these for a while and adding to the list of actresses. I'll probably be focusing on ones who have been around for a while so there's some good content to look through the grade them on, but maybe it will also be fun to take some newer actresses and regrade them in the future. With that said, let's get this show on the road.

Aika Yumeno is someone known for being bubbly and holy moly does it translate well to her paizuri. She always seems to be enjoying herself and that natural upbeat and lively demeanour serves her incredibly well. She also varies her expressions really well and her being known as the pout queen is just one of the many ways she finds ways to make it more compelling. Aika also translates that expressiveness into the content as well, finding ways to speed up or slow down the content to create a great rhythm that flows quite nicely. Aika’s technique is also quite good across the board, having plenty of natural variation that goes along with her vibrancy. The one area she does struggle with is wrapping her tits fully around the cock. While her tits are certainly big they’re not at the level of some of S1’s roster so she doesn’t have a free ride like many do.

Hikaru’s paizuri honestly feels like a big letdown. The big plus are her boobs being huge and perfect for paizuri. She never has any trouble keeping it between her tits so it always visually looks great. When they give you content in POV you’re always really happy with the eye candy. She’s also really good about keeping up the pressure, squishing her boobs into your cock, so it probably feels incredible to receive. If you know Hikaru though she’s someone that has almost zero enthusiasm in her films. She’s practically stoic and that carries over the same to her paizuri. Her expressions always look like she’s bored and would rather not be there, her expressions being extremely flat and barely even smiling properly. She also generally carries that over in her variety as well, barely doing anything other than keeping it between her tits. It can look good in isolation if there’s very little other paizuri or you don’t watch her often but compared to what others are capable of it just looks like there’s very little going on. Again, I’m sure it feels great but it from a visual standpoint it always looks a little underwhelming.

Konan has always struck me as someone who’s enthusiasm doesn’t match up to her skill. She often looks like she’s having fun and I appreciate her bringing good expressions to the table. Those often translate to her getting you into the mood quite nicely. I also like that she’s willing to do more interesting things like give your arm paizuri, and when coupled with the mood it creates a lighthearted and fun feeling that carries throughout the scene. Where Konan’s paizuri struggles is when she has to keep your cock between her tits which she sometimes struggles with. It’s not quite handjob level quality but she definitely does some of it from time to time when she certainly doesn’t have to.

Mei has a fantastic pair that is both big and full enough to give you a rich paizuri experience. When watching Mei I think the first thing you notice is how natural she feels with respect to her expressions. Most of the time that’s great as it has a very calm and fun tone. You often get expressions that are both vibrant and awkward and I think that awkwardness leans into her being more approachable and endearing rather than some sort of wild ride type of actress. That being said, this also prevents her from getting wild enough to really reach the top echelons; actresses really need to be capable of going all out sometimes to get to the top and Mei just isn’t capable of it. That really hurts the flow of her paizuri because they can feel like they aren’t varied well enough and that you’re just getting a consistent medium energy from her. She does know how to use them, constantly keeping cocks in between her tits but also varying up the technique a good amount. This translates into certain themes suiting her a lot better like being an inexperienced girlfriend or taking some lucky dude’s virginity.

Saki has been in the game over a decade and has sort of stumbled along the way into figuring out paizuri. The thing you notice first and foremost with her paizuri is how much she can struggle to keep a cock properly nested between her tits. Her tits are definitely on the smaller size for the paizuri queens we have at S1 so you notice immediately how that translates to actual paizuri. When she does manage to get it in between it’s often with some space in the front instead of fully wrapped around, which is still nice but not as nice as a disappearing cock act. Her technique can be nice when she gets lengthy enough scenes to vary things up, and she can generally get you interested in it by going through all the motions as well. She does often struggle with her facial expressions as well, missing the mark a little bit at times and being a bit too bland.

Now that we have all the actresses graded here's how they all stack up right now. I'll keep the tierlist updated during each post so you can see how the new batch compares to the old one. I may end up with slight modifications to it over time as I start rating more and more actresses and have more data to pull from so just a word to the wise that you might see some fluctuations.

I hope you've enjoyed my first paizuri report. I think five actresses a month is doable, we'll get through a pretty healthy 60 by the end of the year. I'll do my best to keep it a mix of veterans and newcomers and from all spaces of JAV. Obviously it will be heavily biased toward super busty actresses but you knew that already. Before signing off let me ask a couple of questions for the comments: who do you want to see reviewed next and who do you think gives the best paizuri? Until next time!