Pan Takes - March 2022 Volume 2

Published : April 18th, 2022 Written by Panking

March was pretty jam-packed with exciting new videos. There was quite a bit to take in so naturally, I had to make a second Pan Takes post as usual to cover everything. One particular thing to note is that there were many multi-cast films this month with varying results. Some delivered and others fell completely flat. We were also treated to a few big booty schoolgirl-type films which is always a treat. Not to mention I also checked out a couple of big titty milf releases. So no matter what you're into, you'll find something to satisfy you here. So without further ado, let's dive in!


MIAA-597

"Completely Membership-Based. A Special Reverse Threesome Soapland With Two Beautiful Busty Dream Girls"

I'm not a big fan of soapland films but the prospect of a 3P film starring Reona and Ruki sounded too good to pass up. At its core, it's just a simple soapland film with all the bells and whistles you've come to expect. It's very straightforward. First off one of the better aspects has to be their acting. Their chemistry together is pretty good and individually they boast nice enthusiasm and engagement. Like most 3P films these days there's barely any direct interaction between them but I wasn't too bothered by it. Now moving on to the action it consists of three sex scenes and one outercourse scene. On the plus side, each scene features them together and there are tons of cowgirl. However, that leads to some poor position variety.

The first two scenes only use cowgirl which gets repetitive for sure. The last scene is better in that regard at least. Another issue is there are no real cumshots as they're all fake, mostly involving creampies. I can't forget to mention the production values which suffer from all the usual problems with this genre. The pacing is very slow and padded out with copious amounts of foreplay and the typical soapland fluff. Some may enjoy it but it's incredibly dull to me. The lighting is also way too bright in some scenes and the setting variety is lackluster with each scene looking nearly the same. If you're a big soapland fan you'll no doubt enjoy this more than I did. There are still some good bits here but all my issues with soapland rear their ugly head.

Overall Rating - 7/10


CJOD-340

"A Semen Full Court Press Of Ejaculation Until The Break Of Dawn"

Every once in a while Ichika will come through with an absolute banger of a video. And this is definitely one of them. Here Ichika plays a schoolgirl who is obsessed with a fellow classmate. She offers for him to stay at her place to take care of him however, she puts "something" into his drink and proceeds to milk his dick dry. It's a great plot that is an absolute perfect fit for Ichika's personality and acting skills. Which speaking of, she knocks it out of the park here. She plays a nympho schoolgirl extremely well with incredibly dominant passion and energy on top of some devilish facial expressions. It's easily one of her best performances to date.

The action is no slouch either as it's equally amazing. It features four scenes consisting of three sex scenes and an assjob scene. Every single scene here is satisfying with a heightened focus on her ass of course which is always a major plus for me. The position variety highlights that aspect well and it's pretty intense overall. Yes, there are many fake creampies but I didn't mind too much as it adds to her nympho personality. The camerawork is all around is great with one scene even being shot in POV. The lighting is generally solid although one scene is a bit too bright. Besides a few minor issues, this is a nearly flawless film. This is a must-watch for any Ichika fan. Don't be surprised to see this land on my best of 2022 post later this year.

Overall Rating - 9.5/10


JUL-905

"This Is The Full Story Of An Employee Enjoying Sex Instead Of Getting Pissed Over Sexual Harassment From A Strict Curvy Female Boss"

Marina Shiraishi has had a string of solid releases lately and this film manages to continue that trend while boasting a rather tantalizing cover. The plot centers around Marina playing an office boss who gets fondled by a male employee. She's turned off at first but soon begins to realize she enjoys it. The two eventually have sex and the film ends with them booking a hotel room together and going at it. It's a decent premise that at least gives her a different role to play other than a typical housewife for the 10th time like most of her Madonna work. But it still wasn't my preferred cup of tea. This leads me to her acting which is solid as always. Marina has proven herself to be a very consistent performer and here is no different.

She plays her role quite well as she's submissive through most of the film but does slowly ease up with every scene culminating in the end where she finally enjoys herself. She is pretty convincing overall and doesn't go too overboard. All around a very respectable performance. The action is a little light but still good consisting of two sex scenes, a paizuri scene, and a masturbation scene. As I said it's a bit light overall but those filler scenes do serve to flesh out the plot so I can give it a pass. The lighting is great overall as always and her wardrobe is nice too. Regarding the pacing though I feel the last scene is too long but it's not a major issue. Overall it's an enjoyable OL film that should please any Marina fan.

Overall Rating - 8.2/10


LULU-125

"Schoolgirl From The Neighborhood Has Her Ass Slipping Out Of Her Miniskirt, Unaware Of How Her Full Panties Offer Irresistible Seduction, Leading Her To Take An Adult's Big Dick And Get Fucked"

An ass and thighs-focused film from Misono? Sign me up! The premise centers around Misono playing a schoolgirl who wears a very short miniskirt. A salesman shows up at her place trying to sell her a cushion or something. She inadvertently teases her ass over and over until he can't resist anymore and fucks her. The rest of the film follows the two going at and having all while featuring a heavy focus on her ass and thighs. It's a simple setup and one that I felt lukewarm about. However, it was nice getting to see Misono in some schoolgirl uniforms and miniskirts and showing off her ass so in that regard it's not bad. That leads me to one of the better aspects here which is her appearance.

Her thick body and big tits look amazing here as they're showcased very well with the variety of outfits on display. Unfortunately, her performance was rather lackluster with low enthusiasm and middling facial expressions. The action all around is great with two full sex scenes with the rest consisting of some thigh fucking and blowjobs. It can get a little slow in the middle at least if you're not into thigh-focused action. But otherwise, it's all pretty enjoyable. Lastly, the production values fare decently well with a nice wardrobe as I mentioned before, and great camerawork. Although, the lighting is a tad too bright in one scene. If you just wanna enjoy some thick eye candy in a miniskirt, you can't go wrong here.

Overall Rating - 8.3/10


CJOD-337

"Two Horny Slutty Women Race For Vaginal Creampies. Fucked Until Morning With Cumshot After Cumshot With Dirty Talk And Wild Cowgirl Riding Sex"

That sure is an eye-catching cover for sure. I'm not really a fan of Shuri Yamamoto and even after watching this, I'm still not. But Mina manages to carry this film the best she can and made it somewhat worth watching. The plot seems to center around Mina and Shuri competing for the attention of this businessman that they both have agreed to meet and fuck inside of a hotel room. It's a fun setup that does make for some lively performances. Shuri admittedly does a solid job in her own right but Mina is the clear standout. Her raw enthusiasm and wild facial expressions keep you entertained throughout. She's just on a whole other level. Now, where this film starts to falter is in the action.

It features just two sex scenes with the others being a blowjob and handjob scene. Unfortunately, those scenes are pretty forgettable and feel like a waste of time. The sex scenes at least fare pretty well thanks to a nice position variety and strong intensity. It's sadly scuffed by the slow pacing as no real sex occurs til 55 min in. Then afterward there's another slow 30 min stretch before the last sex scene happens. All the cumshots are fake too sadly. At least the technical aspects, besides the pacing,  are solid with some sexy outfits and terrific lighting. If you're a fan of both actresses you'll probably enjoy this more than I did. I'm just not a fan of Shuri really so it really limited my satisfaction.

Overall Rating - 7.3/10


JUFE-372

"Big Sister-in-laws Strong Harem SEX"

This is quite the harem. I'm not too big on Mei but Ruka and Rino together is a fantastic combo so I had to check this one out. These harem-style films can often be hit-or-miss but I'm happy to report that this one is a hit. The premise revolves around a guy getting fucked senseless by his 3 sisters-in-law. It's nothing too complex and certainly sets the stage for some fun group sex scenes which this film definitely delivers on for the most part. It features 5 scenes in all consisting of 3 threesome scenes and 2 outercourse-type scenes. Now on the bright side, every scene utilizes the whole cast which is always nice. But on the negative side, there are a lot of fake cumshots here and it really impacts the satisfaction of those outercourse scenes.

The film does give each actress an equal amount of screentime at least so it's balanced in that regard. The pacing however doesn't share the same fate as it's quite unbalanced. One sex scene for example is way too brief with the last one being way too long coming in at over an hour and 10 minutes. Speaking of the production values, it's a bit mixed. The lighting in some scenes is way too bright but the settings are varied at least. Finally, the performances here are pretty great. Don't expect too much interaction between the cast but they are involved at all times and don't just sit idle on the sidelines, for the most part at least. It's not perfect but JUFE-372 is an enjoyable harem film with a solid cast and good threesome action.

Overall Rating - 8.5/10


SSIS-357

"Full Satisfaction With A Beautiful Face And Divine Titties Enjoy Licking The Shit Out Of Rara Anzai With Full-Body Lip Service And Hot Smothering Kisses"

This here is Rara Anzai's first new film in several months after taking a mini-hiatus. Funny enough she won't have a new film next month so it seems she may be taking another break or something. Who knows with her. Anyway, this is a very basic and vanilla film centered around the theme of kissing. That's pretty much all there is to it. I already loathe that theme so we're off to a great start. It's just not appealing to me to watch her suck face with an actor over and over. From there the film only gets worse starting with the action. It features two sex scenes, a handjob scene, and lastly a paizuri scene. Those last two scenes are absolutely mundane and worthless mostly due to her painfully lackluster performance(more on that later).

The sex scenes are okay at best but even then they're plagued by the kissing theme getting in the way and the slow pacing which amounts to just a little over 20 minutes of actual sex altogether. Her performance is as lousy as ever, big surprise I know. She suffers from the usual low-effort enthusiasm and weak facial expressions. Also physically, I think her body has seen better days. All the weight loss has taken a toll on her breasts which are now quite deflated and she's remarkably skinny now too. I will say that the production values here are fine at least with good lighting and camerawork. But overall this is just painfully drab and a complete waste of time. Even if you enjoy kissing, look elsewhere. Just stay away completely.

Overall Rating - 5/10


TYSF-005

"Infiltration Into A Shared Living Community Filled With Nothing But Men!! She's Using Her Proud Nookie Skills To Rampage Through Everybody And Anybody In A Hardcore Fuck Fest Party"

This film came out of nowhere for me. I was just about to wrap up this post when someone posted a review of this film and was hyping it up. It sounded promising so I gave it a watch. The premise here centers around Ayaka visiting a large home filled with some lucky "fans" and fucking them all silly. It's your typical "home visit" setup although widely expanded as it's over 4 hours long. The film really invokes vibes of films like PLA-045 where she just goes around the house and has sex with everyone in a super laid-back and casual way. She'll just walk into a room and start riding a guy within seconds while he's playing a game or eating. As such there is tons of sex here. From beginning to end it's always constant with no major downtime.

The film does start to get a little long in the tooth in the last hour which is just a big gangbang scene. It's not terrible but it's filled with lots of fake creampies and does start to wear a bit thin by that point. Enhancing all this ridiculous action is her superb acting. She's so incredibly lively and full of energy. This is on top of being super engaging. She's quite dominant too such as when she makes a guy lick his own cum off her ass. I was very impressed by my first time watch of her. The production values lastly are decent enough although the film does make use of static camerawork through much of the 3rd hour which is slightly annoying. Overall this film was an absolute blast to watch that is incredibly dense with lots of amazing entertaining action. 

Overall Rating - 9.4/10


ONSG-049

"A Big Tits Delivery Health Call Girl Double Huge Tits Cast"

"Big Breasts"...well that's certainly spot-on. The film boasts a stunning cover that surely grabs your attention. Unfortunately, the cover would up being the best thing about the video. There's really no plot to speak of with this. It just focuses on Shiori and Yuria having sex inside a hotel room. It's incredibly basic and straightforward with no interesting caveats at all. Sometimes that's not a bad thing though if the rest of the film features some great action to make up for it but sadly that's not the case here. It boasts four scenes in all consisting of two one-on-one sex scenes, a threesome paizuri scene, and lastly a threesome sex scene. I loathe when 3P films only feature the pair together for half the film at best.

Those solo sex scenes with the two are painfully forgettable. The paizuri scene has a few okay moments but is marred by the fake cum. The threesome sex scene isn't much better as it's a little too brief, features barely any interaction between the pair, and is once again just really dull. It doesn't help that the production values are painfully underwhelming too. The hotel room setting is drab and the pacing is slow but worst of all is the lighting. In one scene it's way too bright and in another, it's incredibly bland and flat. I can't forget to mention how lackluster their acting is too as a whole. Don't be fooled by its tantalizing cover, the film doesn't come close to living up to it. Watch MIAA-537 instead for a much better Shiori and Yuria collab.

Overall Rating - 6.3/10


URE-078

"The Best Beautiful Woman In History With Huge K Cup Tits Cums Again And Again From This Amazing Cock!! Original: Gatari Kurosu, Wife 2...Summer, Home, Housewife Picked Up And Fucked"

Here we have the sequel to the previous entry from this film adapting the doujinshi titled "Summer Wife". It picks up nearly right after the first one with her secretly missing up with the younger guys she met at the beach for some sex. The two guys end up meeting her at her home later on while her boy is there. Unbeknownst to him, they proceed to fuck her like crazy. Overall it seems like a pretty faithful adaption of the doujinshi although there is no DP like there is in the source material sadly. That said I still enjoyed the plot and had a good time. Now let me get my biggest issue out of the way which is her acting. Her performance is really lackluster here with some weak engagement and low energy.

She really doesn't give off nympho milf vibes at all as she should be based on the manga. While her performance was a letdown I'm happy to report the rest of the film fares very well starting with the action. It consists of about 3 threesome sex scenes, a blowjob scene, and a solo masturbation scene. Every scene is worthwhile even the masturbation scene that serves to showcase her lust. There are a lot of fake creampies sadly but at least the action is pretty intense. And as always Madonna knocks it out of the park with the production values. The pacing, lighting, camerawork, and setting variety are all on point. Besides a few issues with the action and her weak performance, this is a terrific doujinshi adaptation. 

Overall Rating - 8.6/10

 

Comments


Waldemar 2 years ago
Sad that the otherwise stunning Rara Anzai cannot act or express any emotions no matter how much sex she gets involved in. Maybe she does not like sex at all? Anyway, I wonder how her video gets 5 out of 10 when nothing works? What does it take to get below 5?
ZENRA 2 years ago

Please refer to the cover of Fatboy Slim's second LP, "You've Come a Long Way, Baby", to see my thoughts on Rara summed up in a very succinct way.

Oppaira 2 years ago

Maybe Pan does something similar to what I do. I don't actually rate a video lower than 5/10 because when you give something a zero, people complain to hell and back. So my rating system is really a 5-10 scale. For me, a 1/10 would actually be a 7/10, or my top 1% would be 9.7+

ZENRA 2 years ago

"Oppaira's Top Ten WORST JAV Movies I've Ever Seen". I double-dog dare you.

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