Hello, I'm back at it again with 10 more of the weirdest JAV films I could find. I got a little bit of everything on this list from body-swapping to sex toys come to life and a vending machine that dispenses women. Each one is more bizarre than the last. I'm structuring this list in order from least bizarre to most bizarre. If you got a weird JAV film that you think should make this list then please feel free to let me know in the comments. Without further ado let's kick this off with my number 10 video. Now I'm sure we've all fantasized about banging a female teacher of ours right? Well, how about swapping bodies with her?

10. MIAD-374

"One Day I Suddenly Became The Colossal Titted Teacher"

Starring "Rio Hamasaki"

The bodyswap genre isn't exactly unheard of when it comes to JAV. Chances are you've probably watched an entry at one point. There's just no way I can talk about weird and wacky JAV films without highlighting this staple. This one in particular stars Rio Hamasaki as a teacher and a man playing her failing student. One day during chemistry class he accidentally mixes the wrong chemicals and this results in the two switching bodies. The film then follows her/him as he/she adjusts to this new life. It's a pretty goofy setup that makes for an entertaining watch for sure. One of the best aspects hands down has to be Rio's superb dynamic performance. She really brings this plot to life in a believable fashion. She's super convincing as a whole and acts just like how you'd expect a man to act if he suddenly became a chick with big tits.

She plays with herself right at first as she admires her own body. Then acts submissive when a student fucks her. And right after that she openly flaunts her chest right in front of the class teasing them all. Finally, in the end, she starts to let loose and enjoy herself during a threesome. Hell at one point she even makes a guy eat his own cum. Also helps that she looks amazing too. However, the action and pacing are problematic. One scene for example is just a JOI(jerk off instruction) type scene with a glass dildo that feels unnecessary and drags on for too long. And some of the other scenes feel a bit lackluster too such as the handjob scene. All in all, though this is an engaging film with a perfectly wacky setup that feels right at home with JAV. And consider this an introduction to bodyswap because I got another entry further down that takes this concept to another level.

9. RCTD-350

"The New Employee Is A Basilisk Man"

Starring "Akari Niimura"

Oh, you knew Rocket would find a way on my list somewhere. You can't talk about weird JAV and not mention the masters themselves. This is certainly an attention-grabbing cover, right? The premise centers around a bitchy female boss in charge of an office. A new employee turns out to be a "basilisk" or a serpent king who can turn people to stone with just one glare. So he turns his sights towards his boss and slowly she starts to change. Starting with just a leg, then half her body until finally her entire figure is rock solid. This all leads to the end when he fucks her while she's frozen like a statue pretty much. I believe this is an ongoing series from Rocket so expect more entries to come. Anyway, how does the video itself fare? Well...it's a bit disappointing, to be honest. On the positive side, her makeup is outstanding.

The details in her paint job are incredible and really look authentic helping sell the idea that she is quite literally made of stone. In addition, her performance bolsters the overall experience just as well. She acts appropriately submissive throughout until the very end when she is completely turned to stone and thus has to remain frozen. She never waivers at all and delivers a terrific and believable performance. Now on the negative side, the action is very lackluster. There are just 3 scenes in all consisting of two blowjobs and a sex scene. The sex scene is solid but the other two scenes are underwhelming. Doesn't help that the pacing is terrible. The film spends literally a whole 20 minutes just showcasing her body and paint job. Plus it's a bit short with a runtime of just 1 hour and 40 minutes. While the concept is original and her acting is great, the actual substance is a letdown. Still worth a watch though I'd say for anyone super into weird JAV.

8. MIAD-773

"A Popular Masturbation Cup Together At Last!"

Starring "Ai Uehara"

No doubt one of the most famous videos to make my list. I'm sure that the majority of you reading this have heard of this entry. The cover is certainly eye-catching with Ai Uehara donning a "Megaman" style buster arm lol. The plot centers around a man who uses an onahole to masturbate. However, during a session, it comes to life as a living sex toy cast as none other than Ai Uehara. She then proceeds to jerk him off with her buster arm. The next day he takes her out of the plastic to fuck her ending in a creampie. He goes to the store the next day to buy a new toy but she convinces him not to by sucking his dick and swallowing his load right on the spot. Lastly he and his friend tag-team her in an all-out DP/anal-filled threesome. Sharing is caring I guess. It's a very original plot that is very well executed across the board.

For starters, Ai Uehara delivers an excellent convincing performance. She plays a living sex toy as well as you can hope for with top-notch enthusiasm and energy. Ai Uehara really is a fantastic fit for this film. The production quality is another shining highlight for sure. The main outfit Ai wears is spectacular and suits her perfectly showcasing her thick thighs and big ass. The camerawork and lighting are superb too with no real glaring flaws. The pacing for the most part is good although you could argue the last scene is a bit too long taking quite nearly half the runtime. And last but not least is the action which is outstanding. The threesome at the end is the highlight for sure with its focus on creampies, anal, and DP. The other scenes fair just as well and are bolstered by the entertaining setup. All this results in one of the most memorable films from Ai's career. Not just weird but well-executed too.

7. RCTD-373

"Metal Slut"

Starring "Ai Shinkawa"

Ah yes, Rocket is back at it again with yet another absurd premise along with a pretty eye-catching cover and a title that certainly piques your interest. You just can't hear the title "metal slut" and not wanna check it out. I'm not gonna lie, I really have no idea what the general premise is here. Obviously, I don't understand Japanese so I'm a bit lost. If anyone reading can understand what's happening then feel free to correct me in the comments. From what I can understand this woman is somehow turned into a metal robot-like lifeform by some shady doctor. And then throughout the course of the film, the two have sex. I know there's more to it than this but that's all I can gather. So with that out of the way is this film worth a watch? For the most part, I'd say yes. It definitely scores points for originality at the very least. But beyond its wacky plot, there's still plenty to enjoy here.

Let's start with the action which is mostly pretty good. Throughout its 2 hour runtime, there are 2 full sex scenes and a blowjob scene. The sex scenes themselves are fine with a decent position variety. However, there is a pretty forgettable solo masturbation scene that overstays its welcome and feels unnecessary. But overall the action is serviceable and gets the job done. To bring an absurd premise like this to life you really need a compelling performance and Aini does decently well. Her facial expressions are solid and she boasts great energy across the board. Last but not least is the production values. The main element is of course her paint job which looks great and thorough overall. The settings are varied, the camerawork is good and the pacing is pretty decent besides the previously mentioned solo masturbation scene. All in all a pretty slick film that will surely entertain any JAV fan.

6. SVDVD-487

"One Day My Stepsister Suddenly Transformed Into A Dog!"

Starring "Hibiki Otsuki" & "Kurea Hasumi"

Anything is paw-sible with JAV it seems(sorry bad pun). Imagine if one day your stepsister turned into a dog. That's precisely the premise in this outlandish from Sadistic Village. And with Hibiki and Kurea at the helm, you know it'll be a howling good time. Now from what I understand the general plot involves some sort of illness going around that turns people into dogs. As such we see two men who have to deal with their stepsisters going through this ordeal. They subsequently go into heat and well...you can guess what happens next. Both of the girls unleash their inner nymphos and fuck their stepbrothers like crazy. It's so over the top and absurd but in all the right ways. The execution of the plot is terrific. It's pretty simple and doesn't waste your time with unnecessary buildup.

Now perhaps the best aspect of this film is the actresses' performances. They do a fantastic job at bringing this wild premise to life. Both are super convincing at playing dogs but for my money, Kurea Hasumi is the standout. All her mannerisms combined with the barking and growling make for a very believable performance. Couple all this with her standard intense energy and facial expressions and you've got one hell of a memorable performance. The action isn't a slouch either. Although it's just two sex scenes both are excellent in their own right. They each boast high intensity, solid position variety, and creampies to boot. The technical aspects are fine but nothing to rave about. The same lighting, room, and camerawork for the entire film but it's not a huge issue. You definitely can't go wrong with one. It's utterly bizarre and will you have deeply entertained from start to finish.

5. RCTD-081

"Body Jack X The Brain Hackers We're Going To Claim Those Jewels Hidden In Your Brain!"

Starring "Nao Mizuki", "Hibiki Otsuki", "Honoka Mihara" & "Kaho Shibuya"

By far one of the most outlandish plots I've ever seen from a JAV. It's pretty unique and makes for one hell of an entertaining watch. Now I don't have a firm grasp on all the details of its setup but I got the main idea. The premise involves this man and his partner in crime, Honoka Mihara who works as hackers who can hack into people's minds via a computer and these special glasses. Once inside they can fully control their body and steal any info they want. In addition, the guy uses this as an opportunity to have some fun in typical JAV fashion. This leads to some very fun scenes such as one where Hibiki Otsuki proceeds to play with herself and squirt all over in front of a newscast. It's an engaging plot that will keep you watching from start to finish just to see what happens next. Overall this is one of the most enjoyable films on my entire list. This is partly due to the incredible action and variety.

Every single scene is distinct and fresh with a new scenario that keeps the setup from getting stale. In one scene he possesses a female office boss who then proceeds to play with herself in front of her workers. And another scene has him possessing his partner, Honoka, and then having sex with his own body. But my favorite scene has to be when he possesses Kaho Shibuya who works as a secret agent conspiring against them and uses her to have girl-on-girl sex with Honoka complete with strap-on use. One of the best lesbian scenes in recent memory. Performances are pretty great too across the board as they're all over the top which perfectly fits this wild plot. And the technical aspects are top-notch too with some amazing lighting and costumes. Plus the addition of POV during the lesbian scene makes for a memorable watch. Wacky plot, entertaining action, and great acting...what more could you want?

4. SACE-086

"I'm Just A Door Knob.." Pussy Keyhole"

Starring "Kokomi Naruse"

Have you ever dreamt of a keyhole being a tiny woman's pussy? Yeah, me neither but here we are. I really don't know what possessed SOD Create when they thought of this one but it gets points for originality at least. The general premise is as simple as the title states. Kokomi Naruse plays a literal living doorknob who gets off on keys twisting and turning inside her. She gets pretty wet from it which makes for a fun watch. At one point the guy living inside the apartment is peeping on a couple next door and jerks off right into Kokomi's face, which ends up being a giant dick compared to her. She then fantasizes about fucking a guy the same size as her. There's even a scene of her getting lockpicked too which is a bit funny. It's by far one of the weirdest films I've ever seen. There's no shortage of creativity here.

With all this said is the film ultimately satisfying? Well...somewhat. One of the film's best strengths is easily the production values. Everything from the set design to her wardrobe and the camerawork is on point. SOD Create does a fantastic job at bringing this outlandish premise to life. Helping to bolster the premise is her fine performance. Her acting here is pretty great as a whole. She sells her role quite well as a lonely woman who just wants pleasure and compassion. Doorknobs need love too you know. And across the board, the pacing is good too with a lean runtime of just a little over 90 minutes ensures there's no unnecessary filler. However, my one critique is the underwhelming action with its just one sex scene. I can somewhat overlook this though as the main attraction here is the absurd plot and it delivers on that front. SACE-086 will make you go "wtf" in the best way possible.

3. SDMS-604

"Human Vending Machine"

Starring "Mimi Kosaka" & "Karin Itsuki"

Out of all the videos on my list, this one may be the most recognizable. Most of you have probably seen a clip or screenshot of this film. When it comes to weird JAV this video ranks near the top. Honestly what you see is what you get with this one. The plot revolves around a vending machine that sells girls. Put some change in and get yourself a quick fuck. And when you're done you put them in the recycle bin. This film is the epitome of what makes JAV so great. It's such an absurd plot that exemplifies the sheer creativity of JAV. While it may be original does that lead to a satisfying watch? Well...mostly. The film's execution of its plot is very well done. Each scene presents a slightly unique setup. Such as when a homeless guy digs around in the back to find a discarded girl and takes her for free. Or when a businessman on lunchbreak decides to buy a girl just to fuck while he eats.

This leads me to the action itself which is relatively solid for what it is. The film boasts 4 full sex scenes with next to no filler to get in the way. And as I mentioned the unique setups help each one stand out and feel fresh. Now of course given the premise of the film the actresses do not engage whatsoever which may be a turn-off to some. This leads me to the acting which is certainly fitting and helps bolster the fantasy of this wacky plot. The actresses all remain still and relatively lifeless throughout. Pretty much like a timestop film. For what it's worth they all do a solid job at making all this absurdity believable. Finally, we have the production values which are pretty solid. The locations used are varied enough and the machine itself is well made. The camerawork and lighting are fine as well. If you're looking for something truly bizarre and memorable then look no further. You won't be disappointed.

2. SDDE-556

"Our Little Cock Pets In Our Daily Lives"

When I first discovered this entry I knew right away it had to be near the top of this list. It's so bizarre and will definitely leave you sitting there saying to yourself "wtf". Now there really isn't a whole lot to unpack regarding the plot. It centers around a group of girls living in a world where dicks are essentially...pets. Also, they seem to sprout from all kinds of surfaces such as a school desk, fish tank, and on the ceiling of a subway. And what ends up happening is the girls proceed to jerk them off like it's no big deal. The creativity with this one is truly admirable. I can easily say I've never seen anything like this before. But is it a film worthy of your time? Maybe. Right off the bat, I gotta praise the performances here. Each actress plays a bubbly schoolgirl very well with solid enthusiasm and bright facial expressions.

Moving onto the production values which fare rather well. The location variety is solid with a good range of settings that ensure each scene feels slightly unique. The wardrobe variety is simple with nothing but typical schoolgirl outfits. Although that's not a bad thing as it fits the film's setup and theme. The only real critique I have is that the lighting can be too bright and harsh in some scenes. Now how is the action? Well, that depends on your feelings towards handjobs and blowjobs as that's 100% of the scenes here. There's no actual sex whatsoever. This does lead to the film feeling repetitive but at the very least there are some entertaining scenarios such as when a girl jerks off a dick inside a fish tank with actual live fish in it. And the cumshots overall are pretty great too. In the end, the film does feature a very unique setup but the repetitive action does wear a bit thin. But if you truly love the weird side of JAV I'd say it's still worth a watch.