Welcome to the fifth volume of my most disappointing JAV films series. Just like before I picked out ten videos that for whatever reason left me feeling underwhelmed after expecting much more. There can be a variety of reasons for that whether it's shoddy production values, weak acting, poor plot direction or just terrible action. Every film here suffers from one of these flaws. I'll be counting down this list from least to most disappointing at number one. With all that out of the way, let's dive in!

10. WAAA-088

I Was Fucked 10 Times By A Sexy Female Boss In A Room With Her And She Rode My Dick Until Morning...

Starring Mina Kitano

I had such high expectations for this film as I greatly enjoyed a previous entry in this series featuring Nene Tanaka. And given how great of a performer Mina is I thought for sure this would be a home run. However, it was more of a strikeout sadly. The plot is very straightforward with Mina playing a female boss who is sharing a room while out on business with her male employee. In typical JAV fashion, she begins to seduce him and before you know it they're fucking like rabbits. The biggest reason I was let down by this film is mainly due to Mina's so-so performance. She does a fine job at best but I was expecting something far greater from her, especially in the final scene. She's too reserved for my liking at the end.

I definitely wasn't blown away as I was hoping. The action is equally disappointing. It features three-ish sex scenes and a handjob scene. The handjob scene is a waste of time honestly and the sex scenes are pretty lackluster with a limited position variety in the first two and numerous fake cumshots. There's also a paizuri segment too which is terrible due to Mina's fakes not being the best suited for it. The production values at least aren't too bad but at the same time don't really make a huge impact. The lighting is generally nice although in the last scene I think it's a tad too bright. Overall, I was pretty underwhelmed here. I thought this could've been one of her best films to date but instead is absolutely forgettable.

9. BLK-533

First Anal for the Massive Ass!

Starring Maria Nagai

I really love this cover. Seeing Maria's huge ass in fishnets is just spectacular. However, the film doesn't really live up to this top-notch shot. Much like any anal debut film, there is no plot to speak of. It's all about anal sex pretty much as you'd expect. It's pretty vanilla in that regard at least with no weird enema-type stuff that's prevalent in other anal films. First off let's talk about her performance. Overall she's not too bad at least as far as this genre goes where you typically see the actress in tears and being very submissive. Maria doesn't do any of that really and manages to take it rather well. She won't blow you away or anything but she's certainly passable.

Now the action is where this film begins to lose me. In total there are 2 sex scenes with one being a threesome featuring some DP with everything else just being anal play. For what it's worth the sex scenes are actually not too bad with the big highlight being the final scene with some decent DP action. The issue is that there is about an hour and 20 minutes of dull anal play and toy use. It's painfully slow and really ruins the pacing. Over half the runtime is literally just that and it's incredibly lackluster. For what it's worth the lighting is generally nice at least and getting to see Maria in pigtails is a pleasant surprise. Overall I was really hoping this film and Maria would buck the trend of disappointing anal debuts but not quite. Another swing and a miss.

8. CJOD-084

 I Was Fucked Until I Got Light headed From The Continuous Ejaculation...

Starring Ai Sayama

Ai Sayama and femdom should make for a slamdunk but this one proved to be more of an airball than anything else. The plot here isn't anything too remarkable. It basically just centers around her playing a dominatrix-type role as she ends up restraining some guys and having her way with them. I normally love this theme, especially for Ai Sayama but this just didn't come together like I was hoping. Don't get me wrong, her performance is what you'd expect from her. She's dominant while boasting terrific enthusiasm and lovely facial expressions. But just about everything else left me feeling lukewarm.

For starters, I really didn't like any of the lighting here. It's all kinda dim and drab with most scenes incorporating just a few light sources. Another issue I have with the production values is her wardrobe. None of the outfits really wowed me and she keeps them on throughout every scene. But I think perhaps my biggest issue with the film is the aspect of the actor being restrained ALL THE TIME. I don't mind it a little bit once in a while but it really restricts each scene here making it very one-sided. I get it's femdom themed but I do like seeing the guy move a little bit every now and then. All these issues compound resulting in a film that didn't come anywhere close to the high hopes I had for it.

7. MIAE-217

Cowgirl With Virgins

Starring Akari Mitani

I'm always a fan of these virgin videos where the actress pops a guy's cherry and Akari seemed like a great fit for this. Couple it with an emphasis on cowgirl and how could you go wrong? Well, this film found a way. The plot is indeed about Akari taking a few lucky guys' virginity through a few different scenarios such as having her play a teacher and masseuse. The plot is all well and fine but where it really falls apart is in its execution. Now for what it's worth her performance is decent as she does tend to go slower here instead of going full-blown nympho which makes sense for the plot. And the production values such as the lighting and setting variety are fine at least. When it comes to the action though, it's a massive misstep.

It features just three scenes across a runtime of nearly three hours. Two of which are sex scenes with the other being a mere blowjob scene. Without a doubt, the biggest issue overall is the pacing as it's absolutely abysmal. The first sex scene takes nearly an hour before any real penetration starts. The second scene is also very slow taking 40 minutes for just a lousy blowjob. And the last sex scene is just as terrible taking about 35 minutes before anything really happens. The pacing is laughably awful and completely ruins the film. And even then the actual sex is just average at best with just one position. There's really no reason to bother with this one. The pacing is so bad it's about as engaging as watching paint dry.

6. BBI-201

Sticky Sperm Play With A Beautiful Woman

Starring Yui Hatano

I don't know if I've ever been blue balled harder by a JAV film before. As someone who is a massive fan of cumplay, facials, and gokkun I was very excited about this one initially. But after watching it, my expectations plummeted to the ground. It's a pretty straightforward film all around as it features a series of mostly vanilla scenes all with a major focus on cumplay. Don't expect any plot whatsoever. This is all fine and dandy but I was really looking forward to the cumplay which ended up being a massive disappointment and the leading reason this film lands on my list. It's all so repetitive. All it amounts to is Yui frothing around the cum in her mouth and using her fingers to play with it. It's the same routine with every load.

And there's no swallowing at all which is insanely frustrating as she just ends up wasting all the loads here making this all feel extremely pointless. I kept hoping for something different but nope. The actual sex itself is fine but nothing too memorable consisting of a one-on-one sex scene, a group sex scene, and two blowjob scenes that are mostly forgettable. Now I will say the inclusion of POV in a few scenes is nice and to her credit, Yui does deliver a solid performance. She's appropriately slutty here with fittingly lewd facial expressions. But I just can't get over the incredibly lame cumplay. You could say that I mistakenly got my hype up for cum swallowing with no actual proof anywhere in the title or cover but even then the cumplay is still awful.

5. MIAA-660

Frustrated Neighbor Wives Gather in My House

Starring Monami Takarada, Miu Aroka & Rino Yuki

A harem film disappointing? Where have I seen that before? The plot here revolves around a married man who is being welcomed to his new apartment building by a trio of busty housewives who live next door. However, things progress pretty rapidly as they get a little hands-on. Before you know it this guy is waist-deep in foursomes. The plot overall is fine and it does an alright job at setting the stage for the action which is pretty mild all around. It consists of three sex scenes and a paizuri scene. So right off the bat one of my biggest complaints is that the tittyfuck scene is absolutely worthless as it ends in a totally fake cumshot and even worse takes over 50 minutes which is ridiculous.

The group sex scenes aren't too bad honestly and do feature a nice array of positions as well as highlighting each actress evenly. This though leads me to another criticism which is the lack of any real interaction between them. It shouldn't come as a surprise but even just a little would be nice. The production values don't fair too much better sadly. One annoying aspect is that in one scene they use a kiddie pool in the bedroom to have sex in. It's so out of place. The camerawork is kinda wonky too as often the actress will look right into the camera on top of the lighting being quite bright giving the whole production an almost dreamy kind of feel. It's all rather offputting and combined with the other aforementioned issues makes for an underwhelming watch.

4. MIAA-629

A Classmate Haunted by Succubus after School

Starring Ichika Matsumoto

Ichika playing a succubus? Sounds like a home run on paper but its execution leaves quite a bit to be desired. The premise centers around a student who summons the spirit of a succubus that ends up possessing a female classmate of his in Ichika Matsumoto. I felt mixed about this take on the succubus theme. I can appreciate the slow buildup of her slowly being transformed over the course of the film but this results in really just one scene of her sporting the traditional succubus outfit. It's a bit underwhelming for sure. Ichika's performance overall is good but I wasn't blown away. I honestly expected a little more out of her but came away feeling just whelmed. Her enthusiasm could've been a bit better especially in the last scene.

Another issue that bugged me was the lighting. It is way too bright in many of the scenes. I'm not sure if Moodyz was trying to be stylistic or something but I'm not a fan. While the lighting is a miss, the POV camerawork is handled nicely. Also, the settings are decently varied. Finally, regarding the action, it's another mixed bag. It features two sex scenes and three blowjob scenes. I appreciate that the blowjob scenes feature an element of risk to heighten the risk factor but it still feels a bit repetitive. The sex scenes at least are solid but the fake cum aspect wears thin after afterwhile. Overall, I expected much more from this one but the execution of the plot, lighting, and action leaves it feeling half-baked.

3. MKMP-441

Harem Nudy Bunny Cafe

Starring Monami Takarada, Ruka Inaba & Yuria Yoshine

This film had me pretty excited when it was first revealed. That's a mighty stacked lineup and all in bunnygirl outfits. What could go wrong? Well...apparently a lot sadly. The plot centers around you as a customer at a bar filled with several busty bunnygirls as they treat you to some first-class service. All this while being completely shot in POV. It all sounds great on paper but the execution is a huge miss. For starters, the production values are quite lousy. Every scene minus one takes place in the same exact room on top of the lighting setup being very similar each time. This all makes the scenes feel super repetitive. Plus the pacing is a little bloated with some scenes being dragged out for too long. 

If only the problems stopped there but they don't sadly. The action is very underwhelming across the board. It consists of a group handjob/paizuri scene, a solo Ruka Inaba sex scene, a threesome sex scene with Monami and Yuria, and lastly a foursome with the full cast however only Yuria actually has sex. It's all just so disappointing. This film wastes such a great cast by only featuring them together for a few scenes that aren't even that great anyway. Couple this with all 100% fake cumshots and it's just so unsatisfying. I will say performance wise they all do fine but there isn't too much chemistry between them. This studio seems to always disappoint when it comes to its group films and this is no exception. What a dud.

2. BLK-512

Reverse Harem Wagon

Starring Nene Tanaka & Ruka Inaba

This film was my first ever exposure to Samaori long before I knew anything about him. I was very excited about this one upon release but soon after I quickly learned to never trust his directing ever again. On paper, it sounded amazing. Nene and Ruka with a "gal" makeover picking up random guys and fucking them silly. But the execution is awful. First off I still enjoyed the premise to some extent even though it's staged. Another admittedly nice element is their acting. They're pretty enthusiastic and expressive overall as they play their roles quite well. Plus, there's some nice interaction between them too with some kissing and fondling. But the action and production values really ruin all the potential.

There are four scenes in all here spread out over a runtime of 2 hrs and 21 min. The first is a sex scene that lasts 50 min with no real sex happening until the 40 min mark. Even worse is that they keep all their clothes on and you can't see anything. Then there's a laughably dragged-out handjob scene followed by a rather enjoyable threesome sex scene. But then the film is capped off with another forgettable handjob scene. Just horrible pacing all around along with rather wonky camerawork especially in the 2nd scene and disappointing action. It's maybe worth watching for that second threesome scene but really not much else. This had so much potential but ultimately falls way short of expectations due to Samoari's abysmal directing.

1. PPPE-023

Hitomi's Final Film! One Last Fuck For Her Fans With All Her Might!

Starring Hitomi Tanaka

Hitomi's final film. It should be a banger right? Well, instead it's more of a dud. This film completely falls flat as a retirement film. Plot-wise there's really nothing here as it's very basic and vanilla across the board. You'd think maybe Oppai would spice things up for her last video but nope. It consists of a couple of one-on-one sex scenes, a bland solo masturbation scene, and an admittedly decent group sex scene. None of these scenes are outright bad, except for the masturbation one, but they just lack any real spark. This all just feels like any other film of hers. The production values are pretty simple too with nothing memorable at all. Although there is a nice POV sex scene at least I suppose.

Even her performance was average at best. Not terrible overall but not something that leaves a lasting impression. Now here's what I think. I believe Hitomi's somewhat sudden retirement announcement caught Oppai off guard and had to make this her final film without any preparation. There's barely any reference to her retirement except for the very beginning and end. And even then it's half-assed at best. This is absolutely pathetic and not even close to what Hitomi deserved. She was a legend and this film does fuck all to celebrate her career. Whether you loved her or hated her, she more than earned a proper sendoff and this was definitely not it.