Top 10 Most Photoshopped JAV Covers Vol 3
I'm back at it again wading through the thousands of JAV covers to select another batch of the most ridiculously photoshopped covers I could find. Some are more egregious than others of course so as such I'll be counting down from the least offensive to the most offensive at number one. With that out of the way, let's dive in!
10. MOT-261
Beautiful Busty Dirty Sister
Starring China Setsusen
I wasn't very familiar with this actress before this film and needless to say, I didn't miss out on much. The cover itself here isn't the most egregiously photoshopped cover on my list by any means but once you started watching the actual film, the bamboozle becomes perfectly clear. First off they definitely enhance her face a fair bit on the front cover which isn't too surprising as it's a common practice in the industry. But then you see her figure which is nowhere near as curvy as the cover implies. The studio touches up just about every aspect from her waist to her stomach and especially her tits. To be fair, she's reasonably busty but they still shop her chest to be bigger than it really is.
Is the video any good? Nope. It's entirely forgettable in just about every way. There's no real plot to this one as it's just a plain vanilla sex-focused film meant to showcase her figure. It does a decent job at it but sadly the rest of the video is painfully mediocre. One major issue is the pacing as the video is two hours long with just three scenes, one of which is just a brief blowjob scene at the end. There is just way too much fluff here. And even the actual sex is pretty lackluster. Just as middling is the production values which feel quite cheap all around. Another negative is her incredibly underwhelming performance devoid of any real enthusiasm or engagement. There's just nothing to see here. Move right along.
9. BLK-599
I-Cup Gym Trainer
Starring Tomoko Kamisaka
Tomoko Kamisaka has always been a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine. She's quite busty and deliciously plump but doesn't have a whole lot else going for her if I'm being completely honest. Especially regarding her output as her releases are very sporadic. This cover immediately grabs your attention so it's a job well done in that regard. Not unlike most other entries on my list here there's really just one element here that's shopped but it's quite excessive and that is her chest. Sure she's got big tits but damn they really made her look like Hitomi here. KiraKira more than doubled her cup-size here. Now for what it's worth, I actually really like the color scheme used on her outfit as it's very eyecatching. All in all, it's still a fine cover.
Is the video any good? Sadly, not really. The film is pretty skimpy when it comes to the plot as it just features a very loose gym/workout theme. It's too basic for my liking and feels rather underutilized. The action on the other hand is decent consisting of two sex scenes alongside a few handjob and paizuri scenes. However, most of the cumshots are fake and the pacing is too slow. Not to mention her performance is pretty mediocre all around. On a more positive note, the wardrobe selection is good and most of the lighting is on point. One last thing is that I must say I really wasn't too keen on her physical appearance here. I can't quite put my finger on why but something just didn't quite click for me. All in all, a rather lackluster outing best left forgotten.
8. WAWA-005
Persuading A Busty Female College Student I Met At A Campsite And Having Sex
Starring Rino Yuki
This is a studio that is notorious for its over-the-top photoshopped covers and this film here is no exception. The most obvious feature that is shopped is clearly her now absolutely humongous chest. They easily doubled them in size making them extremely huge. But it wasn't enough to shop her cup size, they also touched up her figure as they greatly enhanced her hips and thighs. Now to be fair, Rino does have a very nice waist-to-hip ratio. But this is definitely a little overboard to put it lightly. And of course, they went the whole mile and shopped the back cover as well touching up her tits and increasing their size.
Is the video any good? It's not completely awful but it's not anything to write home about either. Rino plays the role of a female camper who gets recruited into shooting. It's all bullshit of course but I did appreciate some of the nice outdoor scenery at least. It's a pretty vanilla film overall consisting of two sex scenes, two paizuri scenes, and a solo masturbation scene. All around the action is decent with some enjoyable sex. The production values are admittedly low-budget but not terrible. One aspect I liked is the lighting as one scene uses some LED lights to give the scene some nice flair. Rino's performance isn't half-bad either making for a solid watch all around. It won't blow you away but you can do far worse, especially from this list.
7. BBTU-046
Men's Splasher
Starring Nene Tanaka
Nene Tanaka is no stranger to my most photoshopped covers series as I covered another film of hers already before in volume 2. For whatever reason, she's a prominent actress that Dogma likes to employ for this particular series. This cover is pretty ridiculous in its photoshop but also rather humorous as well as we see the guy squirting like a broken fire hydrant in an extremely over-the-top style. But of course, the main aspect that draws your attention is her super-enhanced chest. Nene Tanaka already had a sizable bust to be fair but in typical JAV fashion, they blow up her tits to be three times their actual size. I must say though I like the "H-Cup 97cm text" stylized as cum splatter. It's a nice touch.
Is the video any good? It's admittedly simple but does make for some good eyecandy. As you may suspect the central theme revolves around Nene jerking off each guy here after they've cum and making them squirt. That's all there is to it. It's short and sweet clocking in at just 1 hour and 37 minutes featuring three scenes in all. There's one sex scene with the other two being outercourse scenes. The first handjob scene is a bit meh but everything else is pretty enjoyable mainly thanks to some superb lighting. It's very soft and lowkey here helping to accentuate her plump figure. The settings are rather plain though as it's just a blank, black room. BBTU-046 was a solid watch overall with some good action and satisfying eyecandy. I say check it out.
6. MRHP-012
Beautiful Big Hip Training
Starring Hibiki Otsuki
When this film initially came out I was seeing it floating around quite frequently. I'd always get a good chuckle out of how photoshopped it is. No shade at Hibiki but this is just ludicrous. First of all, you have the biggest and most obvious asspect being shopped which is her ass. Hibiki's booty is nowhere near this big. Her ass is fine at best but this is way over the top. Next up they also enhanced her chest a fair bit. Not to the extreme level of her ass but still giving it a sizable upgrade. Lastly, I gotta mention what they did to her face. What on earth happened? She has no life in her eyes at all. All this combines for one of the most overly touched-up covers on my list.
Is the video any good? To be perfectly blunt, no not really. The premise is fine enough with Hibiki going to get a workout while wearing some admittedly nice leggings and fitness outfits. And in typical JAV fashion, her trainer can't help himself as he gives a little hands-on lesson. The film consists of four scenes in all ranging from two sex scenes to a masturbation/toying scene and lastly a 69 scene. The sex scenes are decent but the latter two scenes are quite lackluster. The production values are average at best especially the lighting as it rarely ever changes. And personally, I just don't care for Hibiki at all and her ass isn't good enough to carry a theme like this. This film is a huge pass for me.
5. CJOD-363
Reverse Bunnysuit Bosses Made Me Bad In The Love Hotel
Starring Maki Kyoko & Yuria Yoshine
Two is better than one right? Instead of one big pair of titties, you get double. The obvious photoshop aside I still really like this cover as it's well-designed. Who doesn't love a pair of busty bunnygirls right? Anyway, there's no denying that they definitely went ham on shopping their figures. They clearly touched up their chests a decent bit. Yuria is already quite busty but they pretty much doubled her cup size here. Same with Maki as well. It doesn't stop there though as they also enhanced their waists and hips too. Both have nice hips to begin with, but with these, they could birth a schoolbus. And of course, there's some touchup work on the back cover. At the very least it's a very eye-catching cover which means it's doing its job.
Is the video any good? It's pretty enjoyable all around but not without some flaws. One of the biggest positives is easily the eyecandy factor which shouldn't come as a big surprise. There's a terrific array of reverse bunnygirl suits on display here and both actresses look brilliant in them. And while there are just two sex scenes here, both are pretty satisfying. However, there's virtually zero interaction between the cast which is a real shame. Also, the film is a little too long for its own good coming in at a near three hours. As a result, the non-sex scenes can feel like a real drag. The setting variety is very slim too since it all takes place in a single hotel room and subsequent shower. Still a decent watch but nothing that will really blow you away.
4. JUFE-013
A College Student With Big Tits Who Was Made To Cum By Her Papa-In-Law's Thick Technique
Starring Nanami Matsumoto
Nanami Matsumoto is one of my favorite actresses right now in JAV. I absolutely adore her. But even I can't deny that this cover is outrageously shopped and over the top. Her face at least isn't too terribly touched up like some of the other covers here on my list. But one feature obviously stands out here and that is her absolutely massive chest. We all know Nanami's tits are decent sized but this is just absurd as Fitch shops them to over 3 times their actual size. Not to mention they also enhanced her hips and thighs a bit too. They didn't go too overboard with shopping the back cover though as least in comparison to the front. It's still an alright cover with all that being said. Fitch just went a little trigger-happy with the photoshop.
Is the video any good? No not really. For starters, the premise isn't really my cup of tea. The plot centers around Nanami having an affair with her soon-to-be "papa-in-law". Which then pushes her to have sex with other older men such as, I believe, her own step-papa. I didn't hate this setup but it doesn't do anything for me. It also stars Taku in one of the scenes whom I absolutely loathe so that really didn't help. Nanami's performance is pretty underwhelming overall as well and the lighting is very flat and "samey" across the whole film. The action isn't too hot either as it's quite bloated with some waste such as the solo masturbation scene. Despite its eye-catching cover, this film is completely forgettable and not worth your time.
3. HONE-278
In heat! Erotic Manga Body Mama
Starring Sakura Minami
Bet you probably thought this was a Venus studio cover huh. Well, you'd be wrong as it's actually from Center Village. I never quite thought that their covers were photoshopped too badly but this one is on a whole other level as it's one of the most egregiously shopped covers I've seen in recent memory. The most damning element is her tits. They're decent sized at best. Nowhere NEAR as large as the cover indicates making her out to be some type of super busty hentai-esque milf. The other overly enhanced aspect is easily her face. I'm sorry but they were extremely generous with the work they did to her face as she's far from a looker. There's just so much blatant false advertising here it's absurd.
Is the video any good? That's a big no from me. I believe the setup here follows a man having sex with his step-mama, Sakura Minami. That's all that you really need to know honestly. Action wise the film is alright featuring two sex scenes alongside a blowjob/paizuri scene. For what it's worth I didn't really have too many issues with the action nor the production values as it was all serviceable enough. But any enjoyment to be had came to a full stop when I factor in her appearance. I am not attracted to her whatsoever. I don't mind some BBW actresses as I'm a huge fan of Nina Nishimura for example but she is just...not great to put it mildly. Do not be fooled by this cover. It's a massive bamboozle.
2. JYMA-027
Dirty Wife Who Fucks Her Husband's Boss And Coworkers
Starring Shiori Tsukada
Hey I love Shiori Tsukada. She's a big favorite of mine for a few ample reasons. But even I can't deny that this cover is ludicrously photoshopped. This studio is known for their excessive photoshop so you could pick just about any cover really. I went with this one as they enhance every single aspect with the most absurd element being her chest. Those things are hentai levels of ridiculous. Shiori is busty for sure but this is just comical. They also further enhance her hips and ass, specifically on the back cover. Yes her ass is naturally huge but c'mon now. And as always they also touch up her face, way too much though as it doesn't even resemble Shiori anymore. If nothing else this cover at least succeeds at grabbing your attention. Mission complete.
Is the video any good? It has a few good moments and some sexy eyecandy but beyond that, it's not too special really. The premise centers around Shiori playing a married woman who has an affair with her husband's boss and co-workers. It's not exactly my cup of tea but it's fine enough. The action here is a mixed bag as it features two sex scenes, a blowjob scene, and a paizuri scene. Many of the cumshots are fake which is a bummer but the actual sex is pretty good with an equal focus on her ass and tits. Production values are fairly solid here with the best aspect being her wardrobe. Especially in the last scene as she wears a sexy lingerie piece and gets covered in body oil. If you're a big Shiori Tsukada fan, you may find some enjoyment here.
1. DOA-024
Shockingly Biggest Dick Insertion In My Life! It's A Big Cock And It's Going To Go Into The Mouth And Pussy Of A Beautiful Slender Girl!
Starring Mao Hamasaki
I think this one may take the cake as the most utterly ridiculously shopped cover on my list here. It's quite comical how insanely absurd it is. Black Dog is a frequent name for this series of mine as they also took first place in vol 2. For what it's worth the photoshop is pretty much reserved to just one aspect at least unlike most other covers that enhance every aspect of an actress from her tits to her ass. Here there's only one object being shopped but boy did they go a bit overboard. I mean they shop this man's dick to look like something you'd see from an ogre in a hentai anime or something. I do kinda like the comic book/manga style speech bubbles on the front and back cover to give it some style points.
Is the video any good? Well, that depends on how you feel about rough interracial themes. The film consists of two sex scenes and two blowjob scenes overall with every scene featuring a different actress. Mao Hamasaki is the star of the first scene but I'm not entirely sure on the rest of the cast. None of the actresses were too appealing personally so I admittedly just skimmed through their scenes. I will say the sex is pretty intense which is rather nice but it can be very forceful with the actresses all playing a super submissive role overall. That aspect is certainly not my cup of tea. And as a whole the production values are fine but nothing too noteworthy. I suppose if you like the rough side of interracial then this may be for you. Otherwise, it's a pass.
Comments
Perhaps I'll look into making an updated version for this year with some of the newer actresses that have come onto the scene. My previous "Top Ten Busty Starlets To Keep An Eye on" is a bit outdated.
Every time you think "oh they can't get any worse can they?"
They somehow find a way lol
P.S: Yuria body's and face doesn't need photoshop
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