Top 5 Craziest Settings JAVs

Hey everyone, vienna here! Today I present you with yet another episode of "you should definitely see these JAVs before you die"! As you know, I am very fond of JAVs with cool settings and particular plots, so I personally selected 5 of the best JAVs with some of the craziest settings you could find out there! Let's get started with the list!

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An Koshi − "KUNOICHI - The Lady Ninja - 7 The Ninja Flames Of Change An Koshi"

Let's start this list of the best JAVs with the most absurd settings in the best way possible: with kunais, ninjas and katanas! This movie, proceed by the well known Studio GIGA and starring An Koshi, is really peculiar and interesting. I guess it's pretty clear why I included it in this list: the setting goes back to the Shogun era, with samurai patrolling the streets of Japan and thugs trying to steal from poor people. Now, I'm not exactly a historian of Japan from centuries ago, nor do I know much about all the etiquette and discipline that surrounded that kind of profession, but... were there female samurai? And more importantly, were there female samurai with such perfect bodies? What I'm thinking when I see this JAV is, how is it possible to even think that you could defeat such a creature? Evidently it's an insurmountable obstacle in this setting, given also the actress' sinuous curves that are perfectly brought out by her curious costume. An Koshi succeeds in playing the role of the silent ninja admirably; fortunately he doesn't manage to keep the same low tone of voice during the wonderful sex scenes of this movie. Armed with a sword, An Koshi breaks through and opens a verse among myriad men who try in vain to fuck her, only to be captured and, finally, fucked. And the sex is not the kindest. After all, tough was the world of the samurai.

After holding on for quite some time in that costume, An Koshi finds it alas ripped off by the countless men around her who, one by one, as if following an exercise in religious faith, can entertain the very sweet An Koshi, who can do nothing to free herself. A predictable twist, as shown in one of the images above, disproves the unbeatability of the group of men to sexually lash out at the ninja, giving the actress a way to escape and find refuge far away. In any case, by now every place is infested with bandits and thugs who have given up stealing as a profession and instead just want the gorgeous body of the actress, who is overwhelmed with far too many different sperms in every body spot imaginable. In the end, the sex is subtle and very erotic despite the special nature of the setting.

I really enjoyed this movie. I found it curious and original, and rarely do you get such captivating settings. An Koshi manages, moreover, to give her best, and to show everyone that she is absolutely capable of performing at the highest level. I absolutely recommend watching this film to everyone!

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Kanako Ioka − "The She-Devil's Feast Kanako Ioka"

Do you typically inquire about the health of Queen Elizabeth of England (whom I happily salute)? As you may know, many people in the UK - and around the world, even - consider the Queen and her family to be not just monarchs and heads of state with gigantic political and cultural baggage behind them, but also a "pastime" of sorts. This kind of profiling of the British royal family has become more evident over time, for example with William and Kate, who have rekindled the torch of ordinary people's passion for what goes on inside the domestic walls where the royal family lives.

Curious? Well, this film is exactly for people with this particular kind of fetish, but that also lends itself well to more general passions for maids and servants in general. Kanako Ioka, in this interesting five-year-old film from ATTACKERS, is the sex slave of a wealthy and well-to-do family (certainly not as wealthy as the British royal family!). This kind of contradictory stuff, i.e. employing an actual sex slave on their household staff, along with waiters, chefs and whatnot, despite the extremely elegant and mannered nature of the family, turns me on so much. It's the kind of thing I actively seek out in porn and JAVs in particular: eroticism through storytelling and setting. This probably can't exactly count as an absurdist setting, but I still think it deserves a very favorable mention because of its strategic use of the domestic walls in telling the story of the family's ongoing and repeated sexual abuse of the sweet and beautiful Kanako Ioka, who really comes into her own in this film.

The sex scenes mostly involve more people, cuckolding, total nudity, and light use of sex toys. The younger girls in the family observe (and participate, often) in the lessons that the adults in the family ask the sex slave to perform, for both instructional and entertainment purposes. A very curious family cross-section that I'm very sure will excite many readers. Bukkake, penetrations and and anal sex are frequent and fairly standard, to be honest. I think everyone understands that we're certainly not talking about a masterpiece, but a good movie to pull out and re-watch every now and then.

Overall, I think the film can be considered decent and witty. An all around entertaining show that I highly recommend to anyone.

Check out the trailer of the movie here:

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Maria Nagai − "The Dirty Talk Bus Tour Guide Maria Nagai"

Okay, now things are getting serious on this top 3 list. This movie is probably the apotheosis of the craziest and most absurd settings in JAVs. I know what you're thinking, "but public transportation is seen and seen, what's so special about this JAV set on a bus!?". Quick answer: complicity. Participation. We're on a tour bus in some big city in Japan. Maybe a dozen or so tourists get on the bus, some older some younger. The magnificent and very shapely Maria Nagai welcomes these lucky bastards, confirming to them that this will be a trip full of theoretical and practical explanations about the beauties of the Rising Sun.

When you get on a vehicle and the conductor has a neckline that makes your head spin, something is wrong. Or rather, there is absolutely nothing wrong. Maria Nagai, in this recent Studio ROCKET-produced film, has one of the best performances I've seen in the "getting laid is my job, even if you wouldn't expect it" arena -- and that's the thing! Everyone there on that bus is expecting exactly what's about to happen: and that is to take turns violently and powerfully fucking Maria Nagai's soft big tits with masculine power. And lucky them, because while they're fucking her they'll be able to admire the snowy peak of Mount Fuji from the window! It must be a truly magnificent experience.

One thing I would have loved would have been to experience this kind of movie, with such a setting, in virtual reality. I've talked about it before, and I really think that this movie would have perfectly rendered not only the absurdity-normality of the situation, but it would have made the already exceptional performance of Maria Nagai stand out even more. With her perfect body, she has absolutely nothing to envy from any other actress. Unfortunately, the technology to do something like this has not yet arrived (or maybe it has?), so we'll have to wait.

Anyway, the sex scenes are generally one-on-one and involve Maria Nagai doing her job as a bus operator while assisting, i.e. being fucked, by the passengers. All this while the others wait their turn patiently, which is very exciting, at least for me. Certainly this setting is not the most original, but the context and acting definitely make this film one of the best in its category. Watching is believing!

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Yuria Yoshine − "The Genuine Article The Watch That Can Make Time Stop Part 20 Yuria Yoshine"

Please look at the second photo at the top from the left. Yuria Yoshine is fucking watching her numb face being fucked by an enemy stand--or, cough, rather, I meant to say, by a genius inventor who is able to stop time on command, with the push of a button. I'm serious, are you looking at that picture? It's absurd. Okay, movies that deal with mind washing and body control are not at all rare and indeed constitute a very valid trend within the pornographic industry, both Japanese and Western, but that precise moment, the incredible acting, at times tragicomic, of the beautiful Yuri Yoshine - that, here I say it and here I underline it, is one of the most beautiful and gifted JAV actresses I've ever seen and who are still in their careers - and the repeated setting of the public office, as much as it is an abused and recycled context, led me to give a prominent place to this film of very high workmanship. 

Everything this film offers is quality. This film is exceptional in every way and the lead actress, Yuria Yoshine, is almost alone the main reason for that. She carries the whole movie on her shoulders: her mere presence is enough to make me love and watch this movie again and again, even though she does literally nothing, because of the nature of the movie itself, of course. Her performance, albeit inexistent, is perfect. Which is very strange to write, and maybe even more to read, but it's this way. You gotta watch this movie in order to understand how magnificent her performance wedges in the setting and the typical environment that a workplace can offer. I believe that this movie can single-handedly raise the bar for any movie that falls into these genres. It is truly a pleasant experience to watch Yuria Yoshine getting mind washed and controlled to get fucked over and over by one lucky employee. Her perfect body and also the determination of the male actor are really great. Definitely one of my best movies of 2020, and the second with the craziest setting, being able to actually make an office-set JAV interesting, for once. Absolutely watch this movie and let me know what you think about it.

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Ranmaru Beni − "V & R Hardcore: Gangster Wives - Maru Kouran"

Have you ever wonder how it's like to be the wife of a gangster? Or, more specifically, of a Yakuza boss? Well, this movie perfectly suits the first place in this top list. I've never seen a movie with this kind of setting picturing actually Yakuza members and their domestic life while they enjoy some free time after mob business by fucking their submissive wives, maybe because of the social stigma around the Yakuza in Japan or something like this. In fact, this is literally the only 'Yakuza' movie listed on R18, as well as the only movie registered with Ranmaru Beni as the main actress. Which is very interesting, because I found her performance... iconic. She really is into her character, and the male protagonist is into it so much as well. They both play their parts so well that it was sometimes scary. Rough shots (as you can clearly see from pics above and below), poor lighting and scarce clothing, as well as romantic but harsh sex, really make this movie one of the best of its kind, underlining the importance of the setting in exalting the performance of the actors in this well-rounded and entertaining movie.

Some time later in the story the settings changes completely to a sort of government workplace (we can clearly see the Japanese flag, that reminded me that I didn't see many JAV movies picturing government officials and such recently, but that's another matter) and Ranmaru Beni is yet again is used as a mere tool of pleasure by her husband. The main actress is very skilled in blowjobs and handjobs, skills that surely fit her position as First Lady in the Yakuza.

I absolutely want to see more of Ranmaru Beni. I think she really did her part as a 'cum dumpster' for the rich and powerful husband very well, suffering numerous humiliations and waves of anger, to the point where she would be muted with and hit and penetrated by sex toys and her husband dick more an more. I also think this is one of the first movies by Studio V & R Planning that I watch, which clearly confirms that I am actually putting this movie at first place only because of the quality of both its setting and its performance, for which I think this definitely deserves a watch by every JAV aficionado out there. Give this movie a watch and I assure you, you won't be disappointed.

Thank you for sticking with me today, folks, and I hope you liked my top list! See you soon!