All the Women I Know Want Me to Impregnate Them First Half
Timing by Patonyan
Translation by ZENRA
(Continue to Second Half)

Monumental doesn't even begin to describe the comings and goings--and hey, let's add in a pun--cummings and goings of one of the craziest V&R releases we've ever had the pleasure to show at ZENRA.  This is a big one.  Big groups, insane antics, creampie after questionably authentic creampie, and mosaic that's as thin as it gets.  It's got many things going for it from humor to brazen cheating of a most taboo kind, and some truly risky antics not for the faint of heart (but for the high of libido).

ALL THE WOMEN I KNOW WANT ME TO IMPREGNATE THEM is a JAV movie whose title does a fantastic job of telling exactly what you're getting.  Running almost four hours and directed by BYAKKO of all directors (someone who pretty much since this title has only shot pure yuri lesbian movies, we're given some of the best shot group sex footage we've ever had the pleasure to subtitle.  Normally, watching a JAV movie intimately from start to finish makes it easy to find flaws and goofs, but this time around, nothing of the slightest popped up.  This is bliss--both visually and aurally.

Atsushi...poor married Atsushi who's just an average guy with incredibly potent sperm (his own wife got pregnant three times in three years!) finds himself the center of attention as a group of his her friends all having trouble conceiving wish to have him break the curse.  Akemi, the dutiful and very pregnant mother, remains euphorically in the dark as her husband is called again and again for increasingly brazen creampie sex.  Literally every scene adds an additional woman to its roster until we conclude with a most impressive FFFFFM finale (yes, 5 "F's").

Probably more coincidental than anything, around the time we were working on ALL THE WOMEN we just released SINGLE FATHER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD PTA which not only stars the same actor, but has him pretty much doing the same thing.  As they were released by different studios at very different times (PTA was shot 3 years or so after ALL THE WOMEN), I believe it was just by chance we were blessed with showing two great insane cheating wives JAV movies.

PTA features a cast that "looks" older, but otherwise it's your call to decide which is the better.  When it comes to mosaic application, ALL THE WOMEN wins hands down.  This was released a few years before things thickened up again and it's really as thin as you'll ever see a major JAV maker push.  Every actress--including AIKO ENDO who gives the performance of a lifetime--has every nook and cranny on a most intimate display with very little left to the imagination.

I really want to conclude this review with a nitpick.  OK, the creampies are certainly fake.  Yes, with thin mosaic you can see a condom being used.  Safety first, right?  I at least salute V&R for including two instances of the actor cumming for real.  As a fan of real cum and a hater of all things fake, I believe actors should never have to leave a set with blue balls.
 

Score:  5/5

Pro's:  The best taboo cheating wives group sex JAV movie you'll ever see.

Con's:  There can only be one Atsushi.

 

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