The Big Breast Penalty Game Quiz Show
Timing by Patonyan
Translation by ZENRA


It's not often you see an uncensored JAV movie do something far and away NON-vanilla.  Yes, most of what we see consists of some talking at the beginning followed by sex so getting to work on THE BIG BREAST PENALTY GAME QUIZ SHOW was a pleasant surprise given its theme, location, and overall vibe.

As the name implies, we're getting an hour long DREAMROOM movie all about approaching real amateur Japanese women and asking them questions.  If they get all ten right, they win a trip to Hawaii (now where have we heard that before?) along with 100,000 yen (10,000 yen per correct answer).  Any incorrect answers, however, make for penalty games so you can kind of tell where this will go.  Make no mistake:  THE BIG BREAST PENALTY GAME QUIZ SHOW is a very low budget affair; so low budget they didn't even have a set!  So inexpensive they pretty much ran out of questions to ask halfway through and ended up pretty much winging it.  So stingy with paying out a proper guarantee that the first actress bailed only after showing her body and being fondled for a bit.  So low on funds the last one only got one guy to finish via fellatio before leaving herself.

Also make no mistake:  I'm not necessarily bashing this movie even though it sounds that way.  It has some flaws, but even the lack of actual penetrative sex left me still happy.  It's unique, it's fun, and it's very risky given the shooting was literally done in a van on a rooftop parking lot.  There even was a bona fide close call towards the end of the second scene as a real passerby got dangerously close to the 'mobile studio' (yea, call your old van that in real life and see how well your nanpa attempts go!).

BIG BREAST GAME SHOW features two 10Musume regular actors--Weasel and Mr. Charisma (neither have ever given their stage names out so we made some for them) and as fans of both of them, I felt right at home watching their encounters with two willing (up to a point!) women.  This did feel somewhat realistic.  I could imagine two very imaginative pickup artists approaching women to play a naughty game show and possibly finding some success if a cameraman wasn't filming their every action.

Score:  3.5/5

Pro's:  Uncensored JAV with a game theme?  A rare release for sure.

Con's:  Neither encounter ends with penetrative sex.  Questions got silly.