Pussy Airlines - Uniform, Lingerie, Naked

Timing and Translation by ZENRA

Let's be honest: when it comes to booking flights, the majority of us do one of two things: go to one of the many travel sites online and select whatever the cheapest option is regardless of the carrier OR somehow figure out how to actually use credit card miles for buying plane tickets (seriously, with blackout dates and a slew of other random rules, this is a mighty challenge!). If you're needing connecting flights and multiple hops, the who of the carrier becomes near meaningless. You just want to get to where you're needing to go and possibly return at a later date (unless it's Japan, the real location of heaven on earth if one likes JAV!). Still, airlines are as cutthroat as they come and just how it's said in USA at least that most people are already settled with where their party allegiance lies, it's that tiny sliver in the middle that everyone really fights over for. For airlines as well, this holds true. Some passengers may not first look at prices or even layover times if one airline offers something extra special. And that, my friends, is where Pussy Airlines comes into the picture.

Assuredly their logo is of a cat, but in reality being a airline that only lets adult men on board and is only staffed by beautiful Japanese women who could pass for JAV stars, this is what that big busty chain restaurant from USA dreamed up in boardrooms but never could truly get off the air (no pun intended). PUSSY AIRLINES - UNIFORM, LINGERIE, NAKED is the first in a sporadic series produced by none other than SENZ, this reviewer's favorite JAV sub-label of SOFT ON DEMAND whose mantra is to produce movies that normalize sex in real world situations. On our radars (again, no pun intended) for awhile and finally we took the plunge. The initial worry is whether this movie would live up to the hype; even with SENZ behind the picture, there was a real risk of this being one of those less than stellar flight attendant movies that are a bit too porn'y with any semblance of mixing in reality being a quickly discarded afterthought.

Fortunately, this is the real deal. OK, now the last scene starts to feel more like a vanilla flight attendant JAV movie aside from the great set piece, but otherwise, SENZ holds its own as from start to mostly finish; a new type of reality is erected where easy on the eyes cabin attendants in drastically decreasing states of undress cater to the needs of their customers. Up in the air over 30,000 feet? Time for 'pussy attend' service. Can't go to bed? 'Pussy attend' service. Want a meal? How about 'pussy attend' service. First class? 'Pussy attend' service before the plebs in steerage! They get theirs too, but it's sloppy seconds. Being a JAV, the end result of each encounter is obvious and gosh is it done well. I've always had a soft spot for SUMIRE KUROKAWA and she can be considered the 'lead' attendant here and nails it. But all four actresses do great jobs and could pass for the real thing. Special mention as well to MIKA KIZAKI. The director was aware of her great butt and flexibility and put it to great use.

PUSSY AIRLINES - UNIFORM, LINGERIE, NAKED is extremely well done and made use of a set piece I hear costs a small fortune to rent per hour. SOD has filmed more though not many. As we often note for these types of maiden reviews of new series, if the first does well, we'll do our best to get the rest! Until then, keep your seat-belts fastened while seated and if you have an erection that won't quit, you know who to call.