The Standing Trial
with English Subtitles

Read an exclusive interview with HAISETSU, the production company behind this release!

When we originally talked with HAISETSU about licensing movies from their collection, we planned on just selecting farting titles, but after spending a solid, lonely evening perusing their collection, we decided to throw in a few urination movies as well.  This decision turned out to be a good one.

We had absolutely no idea how popular the Pee Desperation genre is in the west.  Who knew seeing women with full bladders squirm in anguish both physical and mental while being denied liquid release could be something people really want to see!

Amateur women and HAISETSU go hand-in-hand.  In fact, with very few exceptions, the entire roster of 'HAISETSU GIRLS' are real amateurs.  Most have absolutely zero experience at all on an AV set and most have never worked--let alone stepped foot into a late-night establishment.  When we visited their studio last fall, the actress being filmed that day fit this mold and then some.  We arrived too late to see her Pee Desperation filming, but we were there for her farting and oral scenes.

Today of course farting bows out as this update is all about squirming amateurs trying to keep sanity at bay.  It's THE STANDING TRIAL where women attempt to stand while peeing in hopes of aiming far.

The trick to getting each woman prepped for this immense release is having them drink tons of water shortly before filming.  The owner of HAISETSU told us they drink 1-2 liters about 30 minutes before the shoot begins.  This puts them in an optimal position for supreme desperation thus all that squirming and fidgeting and pacing you see is as authentic as it gets!

The goal of THE STANDING TRIAL is to land their urine into an assortment of plastic containers.  If they miss or simply fall short, they'll have to play an 'extremely embarrassing penalty game'.  That sounds pretty bad, granted, but in reality all they need to do is act out the second portion of Japanese Radio Exercises without any panties on.

When we heard about the penalty game in the first scene, we were hoping for something a bit more raunchy, but one of the unique things about HAISETSU is their non-sexual approach to Japanese AV.  Penalty games involving overtly sexual acts are something you just won't see here.  Once in a blue moon, they may release masturbation titles, but that's as far as it goes.

It should be noted that the director of this release and many more like it intentionally tries to be as annoying as humanly possible with all the women taking part.  They are in dire urination straits yet he continuously goads them into talking more about their pee and how it feels to be 'plugged up'.  He might as well have a running faucet in the background because his level of teasing pretty much led up to that point.

THE STANDING TRIAL is pure Pee Desperation and also includes an INSANE amount of dialog.  We may have been a bit cocky earlier this month when we proclaimed a certain lesbian nanpa title to nearly destroy us in subtitling time and effort.  Today's release which was about an hour shorter actually had over 200 more lines of dialog pushing the total number of lines subtitled to 2600!  This is neither a boast nor a necessarily a gripe.  However, it must be said that this update contains near non-stop talking so those who rather just see without looking down too much may find some issues with THE STANDING TRIAL.

Our goal is to never short-change our fans with half-assed translation jobs and we may be a bit cocky when we say you'll never find this title or any like it subtitled at the quality we consider standard.  THE STANDING TRIAL can be considered a spiritual partner to the PLASTIC WRAP PRANK release from a few months ago.  Both involve aural teasing with bizarre outcomes and both star impressively amateur females who just really, really need to use the bathroom!

A Message to subscribers and also potential subscribers:  this movie is labeled as an Exclusive release because this is the first official presentation of it outside of Japan.  We would like to know your impressions of this production.  Did you like it?  Did you not?  Your feedback is truly appreciated as it can help us decide the best possible Japanese adult video entertainment for you from here on out.  Don't be shy and please feel free to contact us with your thoughts!