Timing and Translation by JM84

Haha, joke's on you! That goes out to any of those who read the review for the last NINTH MONTH NAKADASHI thinking that was all. For as we know in JAV, why shoot three when you can shoot four for...uh, four times the price? We'll figure out something more chuckle worthy come publication time, but happiness abounds for fans of pregnant Japanese woman at least because today we're back with another...and for now, truly the last...maybe?

HITOMI NARIMAYA in a series about very pregnant Japanese women appearing in JAV may be the literal biggest of the bunch. Supposedly DAYS from her delivery date, she makes the best of it by shooting a movie. Good planning if you ask me! What's more, unlike the previous movies in this DREAMROOM series, NINTH MONTH NAKADASHI - DAYS BEFORE DELIVERY may appear like another 'debut' title but actually has a theme: a pregnant married woman looking to work as a sexy masseuse behind her husband's back. It's less due to a dead bed (though surely that is a factor given her current condition!) and more to support home finances. Thus, what we get in this 52 minute movie is a cool how-to guide new workers at these types of establishments may or may not go through when first hired.

I will be honest: nothing will come close to the adorable juxtaposition MOMO NIIMI brought to the table. Seeing someone that innocent and sweet also boasting such a huge pregnant gut was on another planet. If anything, we can consider HITOMI NARIMIYA, the equally bursting star of today's update, kind of her more realistic version. HITOMI may not be as insanely cute as MOMO, but she still gives off the same type of innocent aura that I think fans of the latter will like in the former. My only caveat with her and frankly just about every performer in this series is being shaved. It's almost a negative that hurts realism when you see it that way. While I have never been pregnant and most likely will remain that way unless Junior becomes an actuality, it's a safe bet that if you're in your ninth month, the logistics of shaving become difficult to the point of being an impossibility.

But really, aside from the lack of hair there, what we get in NINTH MONTH NAKADASHI - DAYS BEFORE DELIVERY is a sweet movie. It has a nice plot, JAV Lt. Dan (what else should I call this guy because they really look alike!) mumbles way less than normal, it mixes innocent and naughty play most excellently, and still concludes with a lovely creampie. To a smooth delivery!