Timing and Translation by Patonyan

The beach has a certain allure and in Japan that allure only seems to come out during a few weeks in August in spite of the weather allowing it from pretty much mid-June through nowadays mid to late September. There's a vibe of sorts: hot of course, kind of windy in that dry way you only really experience by the ocean, sand--lots of it, ugh, cheap food at eateries serving everything on plastic plates. Shaved ice, things on sticks, Baby Castellas, and other delights in ocean-side shacks that probably were erected in about as fast as it took to heat up that half wet bag of fluffy goo-filled balls you spent way too much on. Oh, and changing rooms with showers to wash away all that sand and to bang your girlfriend in.

PETERS is known for many things and honestly, today's update even by their curve-ball standards came out of nowhere. It's much unlike their normal output at most any point in their history. What we get in HORNY BEACH COUPLES HAVE COVERT PASSIONATE SEX IN OCEANSIDE CHANGING ROOMS is totally explained in the title. Six couples, six fiery yet aurally muted outings in scenarios that feel surprisingly authentic. Here I was worrying we'd get something that most anyone could tell was quickly erected in a parking lot near a studio, but it does indeed feel like the real deal. Sure, there's at least SHIORI TSUKADA's scene that looks more regular public bathroom than beachside changing room shower area, but I can still believe it. I've been to places today's update aims to emulate and the bathrooms are often long term fixtures constructed in the Showa Era thus seeing those magnificent breasts speckled in sand swing to and fro over a traditional Japanese toilet did not hurt realism one bit.

One can dismiss using JAV actresses as hurting reality. Yes, these are known names if you know enough JAV. But I really do think PETERS nailed the vibe. While this movie runs way shorter than the 4-5 hour beasts they're known for nowadays (well, at the least the ones we usually show), its slightly shorter run-time is made up for sheer novelty. I can totally see this happening too: all that exposed skin on the beach--often of people who until then remain somewhat demure throughout the year. The stimulation for most everyone can just be too much. Waiting to go home for fierce pounding may be a bridge too far. A changing room including shower that couples can use together? Obviously this was built for a more sensual purpose that these scenes cover majestically.

Scene 1: MIO KAMISHIO

Scene 2: MIZUNE HOSHINO

Scene 3: SHIORI TSUKADA

Scene 4: RURI KONNO

Scene 5: RIRI KIZUKI

Scene 6: NOA HOSHIZORA