Timing and Translation by Patonyan

There are weird JAV movies and then there's something that even for ROCKET truly goes the extra mile. But before diving into how outlandish today's update is, given its story-focused theme, allow me to commence by briefly giving a summary of what the heck is going on here: nerdy guy confesses his love to cute female classmate on roof, is rejected, passes away from the shock, but perhaps due to the way the planets were aligned at the very moment, he gives her a troublesome parting gift: his penis. Waking up one morning, something isn't right between her legs. Lo and behold: on top of her previous fully functional female genitalia, she now possesses something extra and this something has a life of its own! Yes folks, we've a futanari on our hands!

If there's one genre of JAV that is as rare as it gets, it's probably futanari. This may be a spoiler for some, but while there are extremely rare medical situations where someone may have both male and female genitals, there's usually the dominant one while the other is extremely to the point of no functionality recessive both in its ability to perform and even size. Thus, the tale of a female student who not only suddenly is gifted with a penis, but one that by the end of the movie is almost as big as she is (!) is probably all fantasy.

Going into FUTANARI MONSTER COCK UNIVERSITY STUDENT, I was not sure what to expect. Would this be similar to that TOKA RINNE movie from not too long ago? It featured one of the most beautiful Japanese women to ever appear in JAV, but with cards out, it was a bit too light on plot. While both feature 'freak accident gives me a penis' kickstarts to plots, TOKA's was not super fleshed out. At times, it was more of a relatively low story-focused JAV movie about a hot teacher who suddenly has an extra organ. It was good, but for ROCKET, I was expecting a wee bit more. We get that here.

The casting may not feature anyone as supernally gorgeous as TOKA, but it makes up for it with not one, but three women and a boatload of humor to boot. Yes, this was had some laugh out loud moments piggybacking off mainstream Japanese comedy motifs. It works because you can tell the actresses were all having a great time. This is not a 'sexy' movie and given its theme, some of your favorite top-tier talent would reject the offers which is a shame. I'm happy though we got three capable performers in the form of WAKA NINOMIYA as the sexy teacher (not TOKA, but close!) and students KANON MOMOJIRI and penis-sporting MISAKI AZUSA. They work well together turning this into a wild movie that mixes extreme lesbian antics with a stunt dick that grows and grows until...

Before closing this out, some may be curious why an obviously fake penis prop (yes, MISAKI AZUSA in real life does not actually have a monster cock, sorry!) had to have mosaic over it. The answer is it actually doesn't. But for the sake of 'reality', it actually makes it appear like the real thing if the studio treats it as such.