Senior Ranger 3 weeks ago

Big Dick Energy — or Comedy?

This video is more akin to the picaresque novel than it is to adult sex entertainment. A roguish buffoon corrals pairs of "women with offspring" [comment software forbids the actual term used in the title] on the street and financially incentivizes them into his “studio” (storage closet?) to answer questions about the sex, of lack of it, in their lives. After a few softball questions (How often do you have sex? Is a big dick better?) he proudly flops his big dick (seven inches, about an inch longer than the general average) on the table in front of them.

He quickly cajoles then into touching it to make a comparison with dicks of their husbands, and it doesn’t take much more coaxing before they’re both sucking and fucking. Rogue that he is, he creampies them (fake, of course – a rubber is evident at one point despite the pixelation) them. All good fun. As typical in the picaresque form, this is as much about satire and humor as anything.

Each scene takes about 20 minutes, and as the description suggests, it gets repetitive; the same scenario exactly in all five segments. Here’s a quick look at each one:

Scene One

Two knee-buckling beauties open this — as beautiful as any women I’ve ever seen. What they did not spend on a fancy set they must have put into costuming. Expensive and stylish clothing, including undies; far in excess of anything you’d expect with ordinary housewives out for an afternoon stroll. The clothing almost makes these two look waifish. Perhaps the funniest line in the whole video happens after he coaxes his dick into one woman’s mouth, and he says, “Have as much as you like.” But the giveaway of the whole movie happens at 10:20 of this scene — a focus on one woman gazing longingly at him as her friend sucks his dick. That bit of acting should not be missed — or overlooked.


Scene Two

Again, two beauties, one with that studious look, wearing eyeglasses. As soon as Ms. Eyeglasses touches the dick, she suddenly gets a call from her husband and flees the scene, never to be seen again. But the first woman more than makes up for it. If you’re looking for sexual excitement in this video, this is the scene to see. This woman has small, very cute tits and extraordinary wantonness. She WANTS to suck and fuck!! And she has perhaps the most flawless body I’ve seen in all of JAV, not a single blemish or defect of any sort. She is a pleasure to watch.


Scene Three

These two women look more like normal housewives, and their performances are mediocre at best. More than overwhelmed by the rogue’s buffoonery, they simply appear stupefied.


Scene Four

Again, more normal looking housewives. One has a pussy with what appears to be very attractive hair. Wish I could see it! The other woman gets a bit wanton, and manages to say while getting fucked: “It feels so good I can’t handle it.”


Scene Five

They did not save the best for last as these are probably the least attractive (still good though). One has big tits and an attractively hairy pussy. The other is a chubby, if that’s something you like.

While the video is akin to a novel in form, it only makes it as a sexual entertainment video. Shortcomings abound (the silly set, for one). The title references “women with offspring” yet most of the women claim no offspring. Also, there’s not a wedding ring to be seen. It reminds me of a vid I commented on a while back “Married Life Investigation - Is the Dick Of Your Husband Too Tiny?” That one followed a similar pattern although it took each of 10 women individually instead of in pairs. The benefit of pairs is the actresses can play off one another, the downside is that only one can be fucked at a time. The older video satisfied one of my greatest fantasies when one of the women asked the guy if she could come back and get fucked every week. No such wantonness was evident in this later one.

-edited by admin