Hotel Massages Gone Wrong
Part One with English Subtitles
(Continue to Part Two)
 

While working on subtitling today and Friday's double update by HOT ENTERTAINMENT, I perused some Japanese-language VOD sites reading reviews for this super popular series.  There weren't much.  Surprisingly 'kikaku' or 'planning' titles like this one while having many fans, lack a lot of verified user feedback.  However, one review--a negative one at that--caught my eye.  The reviewer mentioned that while he is a fan of the series, he doesn't like that many of the more recent installments have mainly featured more mature hotel masseuses.  As the HOTEL MASSAGES GONE WRONG series is about realism, I think casting women who really do look the part would result in even better sales.

And you know what?  From our own site usage logs this holds true.  While we may be hardwired to lust for youth, curves, and beauty, there's an unfathomable number of people who do not want that.  They want their women realistic.  They want their hotel massage therapists to be older, to be curvy and then some, to have big breasts that sag some, that have stretch marks and a butt that's seen better days.  They want black hair that may have been dyed that way to hide the first signs of white.  They want realism!  While this title may be a fantasy, sure, it's also one that's grounded in reality and centered around the idea that what goes on in the impressive four scenes that make up this well-done 3.5 hour update can actually happen.

I mean if you request a massage at a hotel and an insanely beautiful JAV star in her early twenties comes in to perform it, you're gonna be happy for sure, but probably also well aware that she won't fall for your moves the same way a married, but sexually neglected and still passionate woman in her forties may.

The average age of the four women in today and Friday's double update, HOTEL MASSAGES GONE WRONG, is 50.  Mind you, this is their 'claimed' age.  This author believes most are a few years younger though it's safe to say all four of these women are in their early forties at the very least with perhaps the actress in the third scene really being past the 5-0 mark.  Your call there.

HOTEL MASSAGES GONE WRONG is far from the first title from this series we've shown here in FHD, but it's the first non-compilation we opted to subtitle.  You see, titles like this and this are actually 'BEST' cuts that combine footage from multiple past releases.  The scenes are shorter as a lot of the dialog up front has been cut.  While we're a fan of sex as much as anyone else, we're planning on avoiding showing more compilation releases and sticking with the original run titles.  Sure, there's more talking, but it's all been professionally subtitled in English for you and that dialog helps immensely with setting the mood.  Think less a few minutes of chit-chat before the businessman exposes himself and more 10-15 minutes of conversation mid-massage that starts normal, but slowly slithers its way to salacious topics eventually leading to raunchy acts.

I found all the scenes in this update to be wonderful.  It would be hard to pick a favorite.  From the first featuring an actress whom I'm pretty sure starred in the first scene of this wacky taboo title (in a schoolgirl uniform no less!) to the super beautiful pale mature masseuse in the second scene who took part in a beautifully-filmed sixtynine, you really can't go wrong.  The second half going up later this week also features some gems:  an older actress surely in her fifties you may pass up on the street features a body that's beyond curvy and the moment her stark naked form nearly smothers the lucky gentleman as she sensually licks his nipples is...well, just have a look.  If you didn't have a thing for heavyset mature women before, you will by the time this scene finishes with a lovely creampie.  Finally, the book-end encounter with the super busty SUMIRE SHIRATORI is in a class by itself.  My only complaint about it is in spite of her rocking such a wonderful voluptuous figure, we don't get any clear shots of her butt.  Perhaps another time?  Another massage appointment, maybe?
 

A Message to subscribers and also potential subscribers:  this movie is labeled as an Exclusive release because this is the first official presentation of it outside of Japan.  We would like to know your impressions of this production.  Did you like it?  Did you not?  Your feedback is truly appreciated as it can help us decide the best possible Japanese adult video entertainment for you from here on out.  Don't be shy and please feel free to contact us with your thoughts!