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Yen Talks

This video asks the question, “If the Yen was right, would you fuck ________?” In four different scenes, four different women reluctantly answer, “Yes.”

Scene One

Pretty woman, and she seems very nice and amiable. Her nipples are VERY cute. Sadly, she has an unsightly and off putting rash on her ass. She also seems very weak as she tires badly going up stairs — and her arm gets weak jerking off a dick. Very strange.


Scene Two

A genuinely “matronly” woman with a good body, no obvious flaws. She never got into the sex, seeming just to endure it for the sake of the dollar. At one brief moment near the end she looked like she might be into it, but that faded quickly. The male is energetic, and if I were a woman, I’m not sure I’d want him jackhammering me like that!


Scene Three

A realistic looking middle-aged woman with splendid tits. If you only see one scene, this one is it. It’s a pleasure watching her so genuinely enjoy the dick. She also has a near perfect set of legs. The male is one of the best looking actors I’ve seen, very suave and sophisticated looking. I could see him in a James Bond role. This woman is tidy. I always watch closely when women remove pantyhose. The untidy ones quickly pull them off inside out so when they put them back on they need to be turned out. The tidy ones carefully pull them off so they can slip right back in without fuss.


Scene Four

This woman looks like a grandmother, and she probably is. No further comment as the whole scenario is beyond my ken.

In response to ZENRA's comment

Yes, you said that in the description. I don't watch JAV for the office environments and color shading. I want to see enthusiastic sex and often bizarre settings and scenes. I suspect I'm in the majority, and that's why they abandoned this idea.

Flimsy or Funny?

I can’t tell if this video is intended to be a funny parody or is simply a weak premise gone wrong. Either way, it’s basically some lame, vanilla sex and nothing more.

Two women go to an audition(?) job interview(?) at an adult video production company. The junior is looking for a career and her accompanying senior is there for support or legal reasons or just to watch — who knows? The whole video can be summed up in one sentence. The junior woman, the starlet hopeful, is too embarrassed to masturbate. She wants to star in adult sex videos, yet she’s a prude who cannot touch her pussy in front of three men.

The video is essentially the coaxing of the junior woman to do something sexual while the senior woman is so turned on by it all that her sexual hunger erupts in a bonfire, consuming all the dick she can get her hands on. After that, there is no resolution — no indication of job offers or declines; they simply go off to take a shower.

I have to cast one vote for flimsy, given the general incompetence. For example, one woman sucks a dick, gets a mouthful of cum, shows it off — and then the camera goes to a shot of the other woman fucking! Did she swallow the cum? Did she spit it out? Did she snowball with the guy who treated her to it? Only the people who made this video will ever know!

For me, the funniest part of the video is the beginning. Three old men in proper business suits sit around doing nothing. Presumably they are the company execs who will do the “interview” and judging. A male assistant comes into the room to announce that the two women are ready to be interviewed. One of the old men berates the assistant for not wearing a suit. “Where is your suit?” he bellows. And the transgression passes with that famous Japanese cure all, “It can’t be helped.”

I’ve recently been watching Rei Mizuna in a video where she lusts for rough face fucking — so this video and its amateurish prodding of a woman to masturbate and eventually have vanilla sex is frankly boring. I definitely won’t be seeing the second half.

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Careful What You Ask For!

Most men would think it was a dream to simply lie down naked and have four women play with his dick and balls until he blew a load all over them. Here in Orgasm Hell, it’s more a nightmare.

There is almost no opportunity in the real world for women to be able to play with a dick on their own terms, with zero commitment of any sort. Any dick they touch will usually carry a quid pro quo — the expectation of a blow job at least and most likely a fuck. And while touching dicks can be fun, even empowering, most women aren’t going to do it given the price they usually have to pay. That’s why I love these sorts of videos — they give women total license to toy with dicks as they please. One of my all time favorite videos is based on this theme — and is available at Zenra. Title is The Penis Cafe.

In this Orgasm Hell video, women not only get free reign on a man’s dick, they force him to pay a price. And if you've ever had your sensitive dick vigorously stroked just after cumming, you know how high that price can be. It’s all fun and games until the man cums, but these four women at his dick don’t let go — they hang on and keep jerking until he cums again! That would not be my idea of fun.

There are different men in each of the three scenes. In two of them, the men are passive, almost lifelessly bland. They don’t do a whole lot of reacting — either to they joy or the pain. The third man is a lot more fun, and he makes it obvious how unpleasant it is to have his dick stroked after he cums. He movies mightily to get away, but really, how many men are going to want to get away?

The women are adequate and they seem to enjoy themselves, and that’s really the whole point for me. Only downsides for me are the endless nipple play and the spit. I hate seeing women playing with men’s nipples, but with four women, what else is there to do? He’s only got one dick. Some folks probably see spitting on a dick to lube it as erotic, all I see is the introduction of a bacteria-laden substance into an already vulnerable act. There’s a whole industry out there dedicated to far more safe and effective sexual lubricants.

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A Brick Lens Filter

Professional camera users sometimes use filters on lenses. A polarizing filter can eliminate glare issues. A UV filter was often used in film days to prevent damaging effects of ultraviolet rays. Neutral density filters can tamp down too much light in a scene. The Japanese have one filter specific to their country, a brick filter. This puts a brick between the camera sensor and any vulva or male genitalia. It’s a horrible filter, and it renders this particular video almost pointless.

Each scene is about five minutes long. Typically, it shows a woman fully clothed with some biographical info on the screen to categorize her. Next shot shows her naked, often with a nipple closeup. These women are claimed to be ordinary amateurs — office ladies, retail workers, etc. Cynic that I am, I suspect they are actually hostesses or industry women. The premise is that you’ll get closeup looks at private body parts.

What you will see is a lot of playing with pubic hair — if you can’t see the actual pussy, what else is there to do but twirl pubic hair? You get good closeups of nipples, assholes, armpits and sometimes faces. You’ll see a lot of coarse, dark hair, stubble, poor skin, pimply asses —- and all the things so artfully hidden in typical JAV films. There is no sex in this video, although a few of the women seem to be getting horny. One got so excited I think she was trying to audition for an actress role.

Since there is nothing sexually stimulating in this video, at least for me, I found other things to watch. I got some insights into how Japanese women care for their bodies. Some go to great lengths to show off their hands with interesting professional manicures, others do very little. I will say I did not see a dirty fingernail in the whole video, a blessing. I often look for jewelry in JAV, but there was not much in this one. Mostly a necklace here and there, but nothing interesting. No wedding rings apparent. There were no fake tits I’m happy to say. Finally, I loved not having to see tattoos; I’m not a tat fan!

The photographer/director seemed to provoke some women with leading questions. Others he mostly ignored. That seemed strange.

This video has one final conclusion for me. Most women, as I’ve always said, look better with their clothes on, especially if they’re not engaging in sex. And I know it’s a legal matter, but I’d really rather see a pussy without the brick lens filter!

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