A Most Perverted New Years Chicken Game
Timing and Translation by Patonyan


You know what I love most?  It's when JAV studios already known for releasing odd-ball movies do something so insanely unexpected that it throws darn near everyone under the bus.  And no, I don't mean if a studio known for producing bizarre movies suddenly switches gears and knocks out something totally vanilla; that'd be kind of crappy, to be honest.  What I'm referring to is when a bizarro studio like ROCKET hires a director not even known for producing 'out there' movies and films something so amazing yet confusing I had to spend ample time on Wikipedia to figure out what it's about.

Today is not a 'risky' game show.  It's a game show, yes, but it's all about couples wanting money and since it's New Years, we go big.  Very, very big.  Welcome to ROCKET's first (and so far only) stark naked CHICKEN GAME.  For those not in the know which I am going to assume is everyone reading this, here is how this type of game is defined in Wikipedia:  "The game of chicken, also known as the hawk–dove game or snowdrift game, is a model of conflict for two players in game theory. The principle of the game is that while the ideal outcome is for one player to yield (to avoid the worst outcome if neither yields), the individuals try to avoid it out of pride for not wanting to look like a 'chicken'. So each player taunts the other to increase the risk of shame in yielding. However, when one player yields, the conflict is avoided, and the game is for the most part over."  They go into great detail about this and it's truly fascinating so if you've time and temporary low libido, check it out.

In today's absolutely breakthrough update, we've three cash-strapped couples (two dating, one married) willing to go to great lengths to win a lot of money.  Hosted by YUI KAWAGOE whom by now has received my "Great JAV Hostess Seal of Approval" award nearly stealing the show.  I still think of her at times as a naughty student, but I'm beginning to appreciate her transformation into a self-proclaimed 'sexy mama'.

I won't even attempt to try to provide a scene-by-scene summary of the quartet of games that make up a movie that pushes embarrassed plus CMNF so hard you'd think it was a joint venture with SADISTIC VILLAGE.  However, I will note if there ever was a JAV movie that needs subtitles or full-on Japanese comprehension to appreciate, this is the one.  Sure, sex really only happens at the very end, but nudity is on from the get-go and the games are as perverted, shameful, and insane as they appear in those screenshots and trailer.  I actually feel a modicum of concern for the three JAV stars because frankly after doing a movie like this--a movie that at the end has each wearing a pig nose and oinking while doing it doggystyle in a makeshift barn--the chances of ever finding any smidgen of mainstream work is effectively zero.  Sure, someone who only has starred in higher end "look at me, I'm so sexy" movies like any A-ranker may have a narrow path to transition, but pig cosplay sex barn game show?  Wow...tough luck.

There's bizarre JAV and then there's something like A MOST PERVERTED NEW YEARS CHICKEN GAME.  A big difference between the former and this is tedium.  Two hours of licking feet covered in pantyhose dipped in honey may be weird, but who wants to see that?  Two-plus hours of cute JAV stars wearing nothing but smiles engaging in the weirdest game show idea ever filmed?  That's where it's at!  I hope this theme is revisited again.  This is genre-defying goodness that we all need to appreciate.