Dicks Popping Out of Walls - Which One Belongs to My Boyfriend?
Timing and Translation by Patonyan


I don't know about you, but if I ever was apartment hunting with my supposed girlfriend and dicks started popping out of walls, I would be calling pest control and an old lady wielding one of those lighting orbs right away...and of course bolt right out of there!  Dicks appearing out of walls is usually a cause for alarm.  Some are known to become squeamish when seeing them in weird places and jump atop furniture in shock.  Here, of course, we get something wildly different in the form of a bizarre game with a big cash prize, a jealous boyfriend also taking part, and some wild and wicked jealousy sex all thanks to the wacky minds at ROCKET.

In a theme I direly wish they would shoot more of, we are proud to be showing DICKS POPPING OUT OF WALLS - WHICH ONE BELONGS TO MY BOYFRIEND?  A title that perfectly describes what's going on in this game show JAV featuring three couples, a big group of "kimomen" (trust me, don't search for this term), and lots of erections coming out of the most unusual of locations.  This is less realtor showing off a nice unit to prospective tenants and more creampie-heavy game show with a very turgid twist.

While RIRI KOUDA would have nailed it as the host, we get something closer to an off-camera personality leading the way for three curious couples.  Anyone who has seen their fair share of JAV can easily tell this is a movie that kicks off with RIRIKA HOSHIKAWA and given just how amazing of a performer she is, I almost wish her scene was the one to close out the movie because no matter how good her follow-ups were, it would be hard to hold a candle to RIRIKA's performance (and looks!).

If ROCKET ever hit a cross-roads where lewd-talking announcers and lesbian wrestling became slow-sellers (and come to think of it, I haven't seen too many of the latter by them as of late), I hope they revisit DICKS POPPING OUT OF WALLS.  If you indeed think about it, it's a relatively inexpensive way to film something so unusual yet kinky as you only need one actress per scene.  And here, we get that along with a devilish mixture of cuckolding, brazen romance (if you can call it that after watching the conclusion to the third round!), an extreme number of creampies by people who are not their boyfriends, and gosh knows what else.