Timing and Translation by Patonyan

(Second Half online April 9th)

It remains almost surprising that in spite of how odd JAV may appear to foreign viewers at times, most studios when you look at the big picture seem to stick to producing mostly vanilla movies. Sure, there are some curve-balls here and there (and sometimes within the movies themselves), but by and large, when it comes to especially weird and still mainstream enough to attract a decent amount of viewers AND also feature full sex, not simply Japanese women picking their noses for 45 minutes, look no further than ROCKET.

"Gong back to their roots" we've said about a decent amount of their later works and again it's well-deserved to apply it here because THE GLORY HOLE MUSICAL CHAIR GAME is the kind of happy-go-lucky group game show JAV where everyone leaves with smiles (and men with lighter nutsacks!). It's almost a bummer that this so far appears to be a one-off movie. Unlike THE PRIVATE PARTS GUESSING GAME, we've just one movie and rather than RIRI KOUDA, it surprisingly has KIKKA ARASHIRO donning the red happi.

The casting is a who's who of other faces who graced ROCKET movies when this was shot which is pretty much a given for studios that make use of 'kikatan' actresses: get them on speed dial (or their agents at least) and book smartly. And I really can't complain! All four women brought curves and curves loaded with a great amount of enthusiasm. A truly bizarre game calls for JAV stars who have no qualms with doing some things some of their vanilla-only "I'm exclusive and too sexy to do things that don't make me appear sexy" peers may scoff at. Their loss, our win!

If you've ever played musical chairs, then the basic theme of this packing double update should come as no surprise. Of course, this is JAV and a weird one at that so there are some...ah, modifications. Firstly, it involves a fun take on glory holes. Secondly, guessing wrong and/or losing involves women removing clothing. Thirdly, unlike regular musical chairs, this one features creampies. That there so far is no sequel is a disappointment, but a disappointment this movie is not. Go in hoping for fun and that desire will easily be achieved.