JAV Olympics
Well the Tokyo Olympics are sadly over. No more watching world class athletes compete in sports we usually never watch. But never fear the host nation of Japan has produced a number of sports themed JAV titles that could tide you over until the next event. These are the JAV Olympics. We’ll be rating these titles on the level of skill showed in the sport, how great the sex is itself, and how well they combine the two. In keeping with out theme we’ll award the titles from No medal, Bronze, Silver, and Gold.
Events
First out the starting pistol is the Track and Field. Our first title is a debut for Ayano Kawakami. This slim and tall chick is perfect for all the runner's outfits they put her in. The title gets my nod because of the extra long segment at the start where Ayano runs around an actual track and field. Not any high school track and field this is a proper stadium, one has to wonder how the producers swung this shooting location. We get some long shots of Ayano running in those super tight tops and bottoms through the entire track. As for the shorts ranking, she wears the runner outfits for most of the scenes and we get her actually running on a real track. Not a bad start to our JAV Olympics
Medal Award: Bronze
Swimming
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”Seductive Swimsuit Blowjob Akiho Yoshizawa”
Next we hit the pool with this swimming focused title. JAV legend Akiho Yoshizawa and the infamous pool star next. This is a fantastic title and one of my favorites from Acky, not only is the sex great but this title perfectly fits into our list. Acky wears tight swimsuits for all of the scenes and there is even a sex scene taking place in the water too. Full marks for being a great title and diving head first with it’s swimming theme.
Medal Award: Gold
This title is one of the more athletically proficient titles as it has our AV star doing some actual tumbling and flips. Shiho Egami fucks and flips her way into this video. We see her do a couple of jumps with a tight sparkly little leotard on and off. Most of the scenes have her with a leotard on and some take place in a gym. Shiho also makes use of her flexibility and limberness for some fun positions. A full score all around.
Medal Award: Gold
The best thing about Volleyball, aside from the fast paced action and teamwork, is seeing these beautiful towering ladies fly in the air as they bring down the hammer. Volleyball, the sport of Amazons. Our title is a debut with Reina Nozomi and sadly her only title. Which is a bummer because its not half bad at all. At 5’10”, Reina is quite the specimen and is tall enough to make it to a real team. She even knows how to do some Volleyball drills correctly. At 2/3’s of the title uses the Volleyball theme but the finale makes up for doing away with the theme for a pretty good scene. Reina gets oiled up and takes on two studs at a time. A shame she was a one and done, she could have been a contender.
(Proper form in both)
Medal Award: Gold
How do you make Volleyball even better? Put it on the sand with the sun in the sky and have the women wear tight ass speedos. Our next title is an oldie, released in 2012 but makes our list for taking place entirely outside and on the sand. A full on public sex title in the sand with plenty of volleyball mixed in. The plot has the players training in lets say unconventional means. There is a lot of “You want me to do what?” type of scenarios here. Volleyball, the beach, and sex; full marks.
Medal Award: Silver
Emi Hoshii is an old name and a deeper cut in JAV history and I kind of wish I knew about her earlier. First of all this girl can hoop. This isn’t some girl they just threw a basketball to, she’s got some skill. We see her play plenty of basketball in a gym and on the streets. Nude too, which gives us some nice shots of her tits bouncing while shooting her jump shot. This title makes great use of the Basketball theme. What I liked most about this title, though was Emi herself. She is so damn cute, especially when we get her in some causal street wear. Not only is she adorable as hell, she’s got a nice chill and playful vibe. In bed she’s no shrinking violet. Emi gets full marks from me. I think I will be going through her catalog later on.
Medal Award: Gold
In the spirit of the Olympics and international good will, lets cover this extra title starring two broads from America. Aspen Ora and Sara Luv take part in some international relations as basketball players. Sara Luv is a small favorite of mine, so I had to give this a title a shout out. The sex scenes are pretty great, both Aspen and Sara really give their all and are pretty into it. The scenes have them all in b ball gear; jerseys, shorts, and wristbands. It could have done much more with the theme but these foreigner titles are always a low budget affair.
Medal Award: Bronze
Equestrian
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“The Elite Jockey Who Was Broken In Akiho Yoshizawa”
I am a sucker for a woman in those tight jodhpurs. I think those tight pants can make any ass look good. Add on those high riding boots, that tight blazer, and that riding crop; for a look that screams high class and prim beauty. Acky returns as our horse rider and while she is a Gold medal level dick rider, how will she fare on horseback? The title makes only light use of the theme, which makes sense horses are probably cumbersome to work with. We do get to see Acky ride a horse around and see her wear plenty of that riding outfit. An outfit she wears the hell out of. While Acky and the sex is great, the light use of the theme does dock it some points.
Medal Award: Silver
Tennis
SOE-910
“Talked-About Beautiful Coach Loves Sweaty Guys Akiho Yoshizawa”
If these Olympics had an MVP it would be Acky. Through her legendary career she has appeared in dozens of sporting themed titles. I could have done an entire list of her sports titles but we’ll have to settle for just three. We get Acky in the full tennis set; wristbands, visors, her hair in an up-do, and those short dress-like outfits. Acky is amazing as always but the Tennis theme is not used enough. We do get one solid scene where she fucks a guy right in the middle of a rundown Tennis court while others watch in shock/horniness.
Medal Award: Bronze
This next one is straight up odd. The title is a sort of underground Bikini Table Tennis league featuring hot women in skimpy outfits playing the game. The sex is almost non-existent and the focus is more so on the game and the sexy little mini games they play in between. An odd angle for a JAV title but gets it onto our list at least.
Medal Award: No Medal
The raquet sports conclude with JAV next entry in the sport of badminton. Not only do we get loads of shots of Ryo Emika smashing the birdie but the title has he making some fun trick shots as well. Sex wise the title is not the best, nor does it use the theme super well. The best scene being the first one where Ryo takes on two guys at the same time in the gym. A solid if not great title all around
Medal Award: Silver
Golf
ASIA-082
“Is She Really That Sexy Korean Golfer?! Her 19th Hole Caught On Camera.”
We hit the links with our entry into the Golf event. It’s odd, and maybe some sort of cultural detail I don’t know about, but Korean women in JAV are usually introduced as golfers. They are loads of golfing themed titles that also feature Korean women in them. Anyways these titles aren’t anything special to be honest. They are usually low budget and the theme doesn’t extend out of the outfit. No sexy times on the golf course unfortunately. What we do get are some lovely Korean women, a rarity in JAV and porn as a whole considering pornography is illegal in both the Korea's.
Medal Award: No Medal
Cycling
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“HYPER Big Vibrator Bicycle Saddle”
This title combines the sex with the sport better than all the others. The other titles might have better sex or athleticism but this one beats them in the creativity department. Jav heavyweights Kaho Shibuya and Mao Hamasaki take on a couple of vibrating / dildo bikes for a ride. This title is weird and the sex is odd but it can also be alluring in it’s own way. Definitely worth a novelty look at the very least. Side-note: Kaho stars in another sports theme title with bikes in T28-481, which is a legit great title. I only chose to highlight this one for it’s sheer creativity.
Medal Award: Bronze
Do you love watching people punch and kick shit? Breaking stuff with your hands and feet? If you answered yes then you might like this title which I would describe as having big “lets play Karate in our basement” energy. Nanase Tojo plays our ass kicking Karateka and she is as cute as she is ferocious. She is really delightful even if the sex got kind of rough and messy at times. The first 2/3’s of the movie keeps the Karate theme and is much better for it. Like Emi, Nanase is another new actress to me that I will be looking over the rest of her catalog.
Medal Award: Bronze
Our last title is something different. The premise is about Soccer / Football fans cheering on their teams in a packed house as some perv decides that this is the best time to fuck some chicks. Public Chikan with a dash of sports fandom, a great way to end our list. Only the first part plays into the whole public sex kink and the rest quickly forgets it. Despite that the sex is decent in all the scenes, though the high mark is still the beginning.
Medal Award: Silver
Closing Ceremony
And so the Total Medal Count goes as such; 5 Bronze, 4 Silver, and 4 Gold. This is just a tasting of all the sports theme titles in JAV. I found way more sports than I thought I would’ve. I hope you’ve enjoyed this post Olympics dessert, maybe I’ll do another one when the Winter Olympics comes around.
See you in 2 years, Fried Chikan out
Comments
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