WTF Screenshots in JAV
JAV is certainly known for its creativity and weirdness. None so better captured than its screenshots. Today we’ll look at some choice snap shots of videos. From wild, crazy, and weird titles to more mundane videos screenshot in opportune moments. Sit back and enjoy the gallery filled madness. This is WTF JAV Screenshots.
RCTD-420
“Skin Collector - Kokuhi-san”
Let’s just dive into the weirdest one of the bunch. I mean there is a lot to unpack here. Yes that is a nearly full body skin suit of a woman you are seeing. A very busty woman I might add. Complete with face and hair. I had no idea they made those or wanted to know until now. It’s the eye holes that really get me. Anyways the plot of this title is actually just as bonkers. It’s about, I believe, a cross dresser who puts on the skin suit and is transformed into a beautiful woman (Azusa Misaki).
Then we see “fake” Azusa have all sorts of sexy time fun that a person might have now as a hot woman. The weirdness doesn’t stop there as the “real” Azusa has sex with the fake but with the skin suit on and a dick hanging out. I mean what will they think of next. The crazier thing is the video doesn’t look half bad. Azusa is a cutie and gives a spirited performance. The video looks like it could be decent if you can get past the whole skin suit thing. Which I can’t.
RCTD-441 “An Hourglass Figure! An Athlete's Body. Touka Rinne”
That was weird so let us check out an easier one with Touka Rinne in one very interesting position. That is Touka Rinne in a sort of form fitting speed skating suit as her partner enters her from an unusual angle. A contender for most impressive and uncomfortable at the same time. Kudos to the guy for getting into that position as he looks like he is hanging on for dear life. I hate that I actually like it. Touka sticking her sweet ass in the air, arching her back in the best way. As the skin tight suit flatters her fine figure. Sadly that position is held for only a short amount of time.
MIAA-220 “The Men Are All Naked The Women Are All Clothed An Elder Sister Type Who Will Shame Men Into Exposing Their Cocks Maria Nagai”
You might miss it and I don’t blame you. Maria and company are eye catching. Just check out the top right corner if you still don’t see it. He looks like he’s trying to blend in. This title’s premise is actually a fun one and I would like to see it more. It is all about CFMN (clothed female, naked male) which they even spell out for you. It’s a pretty nice video with clothed and dom like Maria, pre mega evolution, playing with naked dudes. Having her way with them.
EMLB-022 “National Treasure Anal Fucker Shoko's Everything - OPEN SHOKO ANAL”
Yep that is a piece of corn up her cornhole. I am a bit speechless. If it fits it fits I guess. The satisfied expression on her face is nice I must say. The video stars Yukino Matsu who is very wild, far above my level. She is quite pretty and on face value you wouldn’t expect this nice looking milf to be so crazy. But she is big on anal stuff, as you can see. The video itself, which has a great title, is for hardcore anal lovers only. Click on that link at your own discretion. What will they think of next.
SDMT-268 “The Girl With 3 Tits”
Three boobs that’s what they will think of next. SOD saw Total Recall and said to their props department “Get on that”. What is surprising is that they chose someone less busty. Maybe it’s easier to fit that third boob in the middle with a smaller pair. And yes she does try to give a “boob job” with it.
Parathd-03236 “Inside The Box, There Was A Big Cock - Immediate Sex With An Excited Amateur Girl!”
Perhaps another foreign import, Dick in the Box. All set up like a game show. Look at the lighting on that box, how is that supposed to work out exactly. What I like most though is the guy’s expression. Looks like she is squeezing too hard or surprised him with it.
MIAE-309 “I Saw My Kind Childhood Friend Getting Fucked By Bullies And I Got An Erection. Akari Mitani”
Allow me to grind my gears for this next one. I just learned about the whole cum tribute thing (don’t Google this) and this phone version of it is mildly infuriating. I get the whole gist of it but why would you do that to your own phone?!? You paid with your funds for that, you use that every day. The next time you’re making a call to your Pops what are you going to think of but “Oh yeah I jizzed on this and now my ear is next to it”. Try playing Wordle on something you’ve cummed on. Takes the air out of things.
RCT-076 “Female Announcer Facial!”
Here is a simple game of Go being analyzed and dissected. I like these surreal screenshots. Part of the casual slash every day sex sub-genre, these videos are rife with fun and weird photos. This being a spin off of those news announcer videos. And I’m not an expert on Go at all but while white is in control I think black is in good position to turn things around.
SDAM-014 “[Doll-Like Beauties Only!] Trying To Keep Quiet! Trying Not To Move! Can They Keep Fooling The Sex Doll Enthusiasts!?”
Can you tell from first glance who is real and who isn’t? If dolls creep you out, like they do for me, this is potential nightmare fuel. What I’m surprised by is how this studio got their hands on all these sex dolls. The premise is pretty funny with the girls are trying to fool sex doll fans. If only I could get over the creepy doll theme.
(which one is it?)
STARS-253 “I Won't Let Lovely Female Announcer Suzu Hate My Hair! I Will Do As I Want With Her At This Massage Parlor!”
So much to like about this single screenshot. There is Suzu Honjo looking all slutty and smutty, exposing herself on live TV. There is the abject disbelief on that guy’s face. He looks like his soul has left him for a moment. Finally there is a teeny detail you might not see but look at the table underneath Suzu’s pussy. The censors made sure that you couldn’t see her pussy’s reflection. Talk about advanced level censoring.
STARS-136 “Muscular Gymnastics With Orgasm - Tina Nanami”
Tina Nanami is a thin and fit chick but this title wants you to believe she is strong even down there. Tina’s been doing her Kegels and she can suck that condom right off your dick. Which as condom sex goes, sounds pretty damn hot. There is even a demonstration of her using her talents.
SNIS-907 “Kirara Asuka! Please Pretend To Fall For The Art of Mind! Unable To Move Even 1mm, She Must Endure The Ultra Orgasmic Pleasure”
The video is about mesmerizing Kirara to have sex. But even knowing that context still makes this screenshot a head scratcher. How is this suppose to trick her, are they measuring something? The mind wonders. Also I love the honesty in the title “Please Pretend”.
BLK-556 Huge Tits Paradise With Gals Wearing Black Masks. They Have To Keep Their Faces Hidden But They Have Curvy Slutty Tits For A Sex Meet up To Take On Some Lewd Cocks.
A picture that gives me confusing feelings. Arousal at the two lovely ladies and their busty cleavages and fear of their dark ski masks. I’m not sure if I should be turned on or if should be afraid about being robbed. This isn’t just a one off moment in the video no this is the whole video. These two ladies hide their faces through the whole movie and I mean all of it. Facials included.
CAWD-386 Amazing Tech Highest Peak Therapist W Nomination Super Luxury Membership Men's Esthetic That Does Not Stop Continuous Ejaculation
This video is a normal title. A great team up video with Aika Yamagishi of Premium and Mayuki Ito of kawaii. There was just one moment that really caught my eye. This masseuse scene. These two girls take it to this poor/lucky soul. I mean they make him into their bitch. He yelps and screams as they pleasure him into ecstasy. All leading up to him making this golden face. I mean that is pure inner expression from him. He’s not playing it up. These two kicked his butt.
DNJR-060 Urethral Violation School
Nope. Not in a million years. No to putting anything up there let alone something that has a live flame at the tip of it. Also if that’s a wax candle prepare for some red hot liquid coming down soon. This is one birthday cake I can miss.
SDDE-464 Weekly "Girlfriend" The Premiere Issue The Combinations Are Unlimited! Every Week I Can Use The Parts To Build My Very Own Phantasmagoric Sex Toys
This one’s as weird as it is clever. Studio Senz gets a fancy with a green screen for this head popping title. A pretty fun movie with creative uses with the “floating” head. Who else can give themselves head?
RCTD-408 Delusion Item Ultimate Evolution Series Alice Toyonaka, a magic brush pen that transforms humans into things
It feels like a cheat using Rocket they are the premier maker in weird porn in JAV. The premise is that a man gets the power to turn humans into objects. So that gives us funny moments like a woman becoming a table go the man can eat his food. But the piece de resistance is when he uses his power on a watercooler. Which he first does by giving her some water.
RCTD-426 Lesbian Snake Lady
Lots of WTF energy in this screenshot. There’s the Medusa like lady and the nurse that’s half turned to “stone”. But what really takes the cake has nothing to do with the weird costume and makeup. And that is the bonkers expression on Miki Sunohara’s face. It is pure gold.
ABW-342 Meguri Splash Remove all body fluids from Meguri! Amazing 5 Sex Minoshima Meguri
What more context do you need? It’s a woman on a chair pleasuring herself while a bunch of dolls are lineup on the side. I can give you more context like she’s doing a squirting completion to see how far she can squirt. I can also tell you that the dolls are meant to represent the other actress records. But the picture’s better with no context.
SDMU-664 Brilliance of a 68 Year Old Man ~Home Sweet Home, A Summer Daydream
Making old man porn is one thing. Sure there’s an audience for it and some people like it. It’s another thing to turn your lead character into a bad Charlie Chaplin imitation with a bad wig and I think a drawn on mustache. All I have to say is that the actress Chisa Shihono was a complete professional.
RCTD-333 “A Hermaphrodite Monster Cock Beautiful Girl”
Finally we end with my favorite of the bunch, extremely fake futanari. Starring Azusa Misaki again alongside Kanon Momojiri and Waka Ninomiya. It seems that she likes to star in her fair share of weird titles. Here she’s a schoolgirl who grows a penis. It starts out normal enough before becoming a massive monster dong. Soon enough all the horny girls in school want a piece of Azusa. This is also the only time I’ve seen someone give their dick a tit job. There is also lots of fake cumshots but it fits here. The rare time I’m not mad or annoyed by fake cum. A crazy and wild video that is actually loads of fun. Maybe not great fapping material but a fun watch regardless.
(Who says porn creates unrealistic expectations?)
Speaking of dolls there is this mannequin getting some screenshot. I don’t know where this pic is from and I don’t need to know. What I do need to know is how is this mannequin fucking these two girls?
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