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For long man has pondered age old questions. From “what came first the chicken or the egg?” to “are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?”. However the most difficult question that has eluded man for eons has always been: Tits or Ass? Now such a tumultuous topic will likely ignite fiery passion from both sides. We must remember to let decorum remain civil. This article will try to see both sides and make a case for either the mounds above or the mounds below. Welcome to Versus Mode.

Team Tits

(Credit to JDC Discord for all these gifs)

Be honest what were you first attracted to Tits or Ass? The answer for most of us is probably tits and rightfully so because we have a primal attraction to them. Softer than butts, framer of faces, bringer of milk, giver of jobs and of course holder of nipples. Asses are for guys that have settled in life, knowing that they can get a nice ass somewhere but never a nice pair of tits. Need I mention more? Yes yes I do.

1. Julia MIDE-301

“Thirty Cock Titty Fuck In Large Orgies”

Batting first for Team Tits is one of JAV’s most recognizable face and tits, Julia. Her nice figure and pretty face are very pleasing for sure but her large, natural, and pillowy breasts are clearly main attraction. Julia’s breasts are about as perfect as you can imagine it; jiggly, soft, solid shape, not too big or small, has a nice sag to them, and decently sized nipples. Just an all around pair of tits that can please anyone.

The video itself has Julia fucking a lucky mob of men with her fantastic boobs. I chose this video out of all her titles because of how heavily her breasts feature into it. Her breasts get plenty of play and attention here. She also gives some great titty fucking that lets us get up close and personal. The sex lets us see Julia’s beautiful face and her pleasing older woman vibe as she services all those guys. The action never gets too wild and crazy. Julia and her great boobs are the focus here and not the orgy aspect. A video tailor made for Julia and boob lovers alike.

2. Saeko Matsushita SSPD-152

“Fucking All Day Everyday With Repressed Married Woman From Work”

Next up for us boob brothers is the demure and well endowed Saeko Matsushita. Saeko’s breast are underrated: they’re big, shapely, firm but have a great bounce to them, and those amazing areolas. Her tiny nipples are surrounded by large and thick areolas. To be honest she's not a great performer and most of her titles are in the typical attackers style but her tits make up for any downside. In short her cans are absolutely mesmerizing: the type of boobs you can spend hours looking at.

The video she stars in is your typical NTR video where she plays a repressed housewife that cheats on her husband. I like this video because it really shows off how great her tits look especially when they bounce as she is getting fucked. Just great looking tits in motion. The other downer part about this busty beauty is that she has recently retired, likely accelerated due to covid (damn you!). However you can still enjoy whats left of her um hefty catalog.

3. Anri Okita Kaho Shibuya PPSD-050

“OPPAI Polygamy Special. The Bigamous Cream pie Life With 2 Wives With Big Tits”

Cleaning up for Team Tits is the ludicrously stacked Anri Okita and the bubbly Kaho Shibuya. Kaho has natural low hangers that are unparalleled in their squishiness. While Anri has more pin up like breasts: large, perfectly round, and firm yet soft. There is some talk that Anri’s boobs might be fake but frankly my dear I don’t give a damn. Great tits can come in all shapes and sizes even if they are all natural or fake. And Anri has great tits full stop.

The video is your standard POV wife/girlfriend title about pleasing you the viewer but instead of one normal pair of tits, you get two pairs of amazing knockers in your face. It features cream pie sex too but I honestly was less focused on that and more on seeing Anri and Kaho’s boobs up close and personal. If I had to critique this title then I would say I would have wanted more lesbian action between the girls, then again I think about that for most videos. This video is just boob heaven and recommended for anyone on Team Tits.

Also representing Team Tits

(Hitomi, Kana Momonogi, Shoko Takahashi)

Team Ass

It is the younger man that prefers Tits over Ass because they have not yet experienced the hardships of life and time. Tits sag with time, asses can only get bigger. Asses can be improved with hard work and exercise but tits really can't. Asses are attached to hips which trigger the lizard brain portion of our mind as to a mate's rearing potential. Slapping an ass is far more fun to do then with tits. Need I even mention the scourge of fake tits? But enough from me. If my words cannot persuade you, then let the asses speak for themselves.

1. Ai Uehara HND-123

“Cum shot Vagina In The Back!! Authenticity Of The Buttocks From Deep FUCK”

First off for Team Ass is the phat ass Ai Uehara. Ai’s ass is great because it’s bigger that you think little thing like her could have. I never really noticed how great it was until seeing some gifs of it in action. It’s large, jiggly, and part of a thick set of hips and thighs. Her ability to use her hips turns a great ass into an all time great ass.

The video is all about Ai’s ass and her taking it from behind in some great outfits. The first scene being the standout where she is dressed in a typical office lady outfit with some sexy lingerie. The lingerie really flatters Ai's nice figure and butt well. When she pulls her panties to the side to get fucked in reverse cowgirl as her ass jiggles. Killer. Knowing how to use your assets is just as important as having good ones. Ai is a great performer, has a nice set of tits, and cute bubbly personality but those all pale in comparison to that ass.

2. Kurea Hasumi WANZ-342

“Huge Booty Lovers”

Second for Team Ass is the ass queen Kurea Hasumi. Kurea is known far and wide for her wide ass. Her perfectly shaped ass is so firm looking, you could probably bounce a quarter off it. I call it firm looking because it can get jiggly in motion. She can also control her ass like no one else as the gif below shows. Finally they are also connected to a great set of long legs, a far too often neglected body part. Like Julia with her tits, Kurea has an ass that is just an all rounder that can please anyone.

The video, as its title and cover suggest, is all about Kurea’s fine ass. It’s mainly close up shots of her ass as she teases and fucks with it. On a more negative note I hate the gonzo style lighting which I found unflattering to her skin tone. With an ass like that I would have preferred more natural or normal lighting to let her ass speak for itself. Poor light choice aside, the video is still a great showcase for Kurea’s ass especially with how much we get to see it get teased. In one scene near the end her ass get fondled and played with and it starts to slightly shudder and shake from the simulation. Ass lovers should watch this for the great ass playing and teasing. Just a top tier ass in some top tier ass play.

3. Shiori Tsukada MMKZ-004

“Busty Girl With A Big Booty”

We saved the thiccest for last with the rotund Shiori Tsukada. For this last ass I wanted to feature a type of actress I usually don’t follow: big and thick girls. Someone thick with a large tushy, a Hitomi of Asses if you will. In my search I found Shiori and boy does she deliver in some big ways. That cover does not do her enough justice, she is fat in all the right places. Big but not too big. Time will tell if keep following her but that body alone warrants a look from any ass fan. She's also got a big set of titties too but Ass fans please don't hold that against her too harshly.

The video has Shiori in mostly skimpy lingerie and bikinis as the action focuses mainly on her giant ass. The lighting is similar to Kurea’s video which I dislike but the light is a bit softer here. I really like seeing a girl’s tits and ass jiggle and bounce as she’s getting fucked and Shiori's body does that in spades. For people looking for heftier girls, check out this thicc queen.

Backing up Team Ass

(Aika, Tsukasa Aoi, Yu Shinoda)

And so rest the cases for Team Tits and Team Ass. Have their arguments and titles changed your mind? Or are we even further from reconciliation than ever? Am I getting tired of writing in this voice? Perhaps these questions were never meant to be answered.

Fried Chikan out