I Accidentally Peed in a Kimono
with English Subtitles

PLEASE NOTE:  NO priceless kimonos were used in today's update.  NO kimonos were irrevocably harmed in today's update.  Messes like these can be easily cleaned...I think.

The kimono is truly a piece of beauty that's the trademark of traditional daily Japanese life up to and through the Edo Period.  Some are basic in design and function (after all, 'kimono' simply means 'something you wear'), but ceremonies called for grander designs.  Today you'll still see hordes of young Japanese all aged 20 wear them on Coming of Age Day.  They're multicolored and a feast for the eyes and unless you own one already, renting them do not come cheap.

However, Japan has a serious aversion to used items--and this goes double for anything as intimate as the clothes one wears (and the home one lives in, but we can save that for another day).  Used kimonos are actually really, really inexpensive...like almost 'free' inexpensive.  Most older Japanese living in the boondocks have more kimonos than what's countable stored in their attics.  This author's in-laws have at least a dozen.

With that in mind, I ACCIDENTALLY PEED IN A KIMONO, our much-requested return to Pee Desperation by HAISETSU is all about attractive Japanese women wearing beautiful attire who absolutely need to pee and pee NOW.

The urge to pee and the failure to hold it in while wearing something majestic is the theme for all the scenes in this well-shot FHD release.  Sometimes the amateurs may already be dressed for their 'shoot' and other-times we may see them being helped by HAISETSU's actual female assistant director who surprisingly knows a thing or two on kimono dressing (which is harder than it looks!).  We actually met her in person last year and the way she acts on film is actually how she is in person.  She's very folksy and makes for a perfect AD.

I ACCIDENTALLY PEED IN A KIMONO is a movie mainly for pee desperation fans.  We do apologize for the lack of nudity; every scene did have it, but only at the end when each participant stripped out of her soiled attire and toweled off.  Thus, like pretty much all previous titles by HAISETSU, this one's entirely non-sexual.  We know as a site heavily featuring content for adults a title like this may be something of an oddball, but every so often fully maniac curve-balls are warranted.
 

A Message to subscribers and also potential subscribers:  this movie is labeled as an Exclusive release because this is the first official presentation of it outside of Japan.  We would like to know your impressions of this production.  Did you like it?  Did you not?  Your feedback is truly appreciated as it can help us decide the best possible Japanese adult video entertainment for you from here on out.  Don't be shy and please feel free to contact us with your thoughts!