Pan Takes - March 2025 Vol 2 - Alice Otsu, Ichika Matsumoto and Hana Himesaki
CAWD-797
A Serious New Grad OL Impregnated by a Middle-Aged Stinky Neighbor in his Trash-Filled Apartment with Her Nipples Erect After 52 Consecutive Internal Ejaculations
Starring Noa Haruna
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I swear this trash theme is the new biggest trend in JAV right now, similar to previous fads like NEET and reverse bunnysuit. I feel pretty neutral on it myself. Here we see Noa playing an OL whose neighbor is a filthy litterbug with trash all over. While passing by on her way to work, he pulls her into his place and proceeds to fondle her before engaging in full-on sex. He fucks her against her will and keeps her locked away until the end when she actually starts to enjoy herself. In addition, there's a large emphasis on fake cum as the title suggest with copious amount of fake loads. It at least doesn't look too ridiculous. Anyway, let's talk about the action first. It consists of two sex scenes and two blowjob/paizuri scenes. Those latter scenes are largely forgettable thanks to the fake cum but they do at least make for some good eyecandy thanks to her huge tits. The first sex scene is average at best as it only utilizes a small handful of positions and is a bit too short.
The last scene though is outstanding with a much better array of positions and overall great intensity. Not to mention the production values are absolutely fantastic in that scene. The lighting in particular looks amazing with the way it shines in through the window and highlights her figure and chest. I also loved the more muted and grey colorscale used in the first scene, as it fits the tone perfectly. The fake cum also ends up giving her body a nice glitsening sheen. The varied lighting really helps to liven up the repetitive setting too. Lastly, we have acting, which is mostly submissive so there isn't a whole to say. She does loosen up in the last scene and boasts a step up in enthusiasm. But outside of that, she's largely unimpressive and disengaging. CAWD-797 is a rather mixed bag thanks to her so-so performance and some frustrating scenes, but the top-notch production values certainly help. Plus, that last scene alone is worth the price of admission.
Overall Rating - 8.3/10
DASS-613
Repeatedly Experiencing the Ultimate Golden Rainbow Orgasms, Squirting with Every Climax, and Thoroughly Savoring and Licking Meat Sticks in the Supreme Vulgar Tropical Rainforest Sex
Starring Alice Otsu
If it isn't my arch nemesis, Samaori. I will admit that this is a pretty stylish cover but why does it have to be HIM? Much like most of his work, there's not much of a plot to speak of. It's pretty straightforward as it centers mainly on the sex with little theming whatsoever. The only real caveat here is the focus on squirting as there is a ton of it(expected from Alice). So lets get the big elephant out of the way first which is the production values. It's no secret that he's very polarizing in this area and that rings true here. I can admit that I really love his style and general vibes, mainly when it comes to the overall aesthetics and wardrobe. Her hair and outfits look particularly nice. The lighting isn't too shabby either. But things go off the rails when we look at his camerawork. So many angles here just have me wondering what the fuck is he thinking? For every decent shot, there are at least two more that are ill-framed or Samoari trying to damnest to be artsy with his shots.
You don't need to show a scene from 7 different angles. I swear this man climbs up into the rafters to get his shots. It's not just that, as he'll also make jarring cuts during his shots which can be extremely frustrating. Someone please show him how to handle a camera. At least the action fares better with three sex scenes and a blowjob scene. I loved the emphasis on squirting, and the first two sex scenes are decently satisfying. However, I have one major issue with the last sex scene, and that is Samoari himself is the star. Sampling the actress like this as a director is just very unprofessional and shouldn't be encouraged. It just ruins the entire scene for me. This all results in DASS-613 being a very frustrating watch. There's some talent here when you look at Samo's work but his camerawork still remains terrible. And now that he himself is getting personally involved, it's very off-putting and gross. There is some enjoyment to be had here but his bullshit makes it hard.
Overall Rating - 7/10
SONE-621
Harassment and Humiliation of an H-cup College Girl
Starring Miyu Kiyohara
S1 seems to just love doing these type of films for Miyu which is absolutely puzzling to me. It's a darker theme with her getting fucked against her will by a couple of different guys throughout the film. I'm sure there are a few other details but it's really not that important as the plot is very minimal and doesn't play a significant role. So needless to say, the setup did nothing for me at all. But I can commend the other aspects starting with the production values. The camerawork is quite good and features plenty of POV which is nice. Even more impressive is the excellent lighting. Every scene features a unique setup that for the most part looks brilliant and highlights her chest perfectly. The settings though are very repetitive with all but one scene taking place in the same room. Also, there isn't much to say regarding her wardrobe as it's just a few bikinis, that's it.
Another aspect that is underwhelming is her performance. She's entirely submissive throughout which makes sense but even then she's largely unimpressive. This type of film just doesn't suit her and her more bubbly personality. S1 seriously has no clue how to utilize her strengths at all. Lastly, we have the action which isn't bad but it's far from perfect. It consists of three sex scenes, a paizuri scene, and a blowjob scene. My main issue is with the overall pacing. Every sex scene is barely 10 minutes of actual penetration with it being heavily weighed down by excessive foreplay, teasing, and toy use that just isn't that engaging to watch. There's some good eyecandy in those moments but that can only get you so far. Despite my distaste for the plot and a few other issues, I still had a decent time with this film. I am begging S1 though to STOP with these darker themes for Miyu. Whoever is deciding on these needs to get their head examined.
Overall Rating - 6.8/10
DASS-581
On an Unbearably Hot and Humid Day with the Air Conditioner Broken, a Frustrated Rural Wife Becomes Aroused by the Sight of Another Man’s Erection and Drowns in Sweat-Soaked Bodily Fluid Intercourse
Starring Ichika Matsumoto
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I don't watch too much Ichika these days unless something appealing catches my eye. Well, today is such an occasion. Here we see her playing a sexually frustrated married woman who takes out her impulses onto random men such as the AC repair guy and a package courier. All this with a heavy emphasis on sweat. I liked the sweaty sex aspect and her having sex with random men but I don't think she's exactly a good fit for playing a married woman. It's not so much her acting as it is her appearance. But that aside, it's still a solid watch starting with the action. It consists of three sex scenes and a blowjob/handjob scene. I found every scene to be decently enjoyable all around with a nice mix of positions although personally I would've preferred some more ass focus. But otherwise, I have no major complaints as the pacing is very well balanced with no unnecessary fluff holding it back.
Another highlight worth mentioning is her acting. Ichika is always a reliable performer and here is no different. She's very passionate while boasting excellent energy and a nice sense of lust all throughout. I found that she also does a terrific job of taking the lead when needed and really knows how to suck a dick. Lastly, we have the production values. One of the things I loved the most was the applied sweat effect. Of course, it's just sprayed on but it looks amazing and gives her body a nice sheen that is further enhanced by the superb lighting. Most of the scenes share a nicely warm vibe that invokes summer vibes. The settings are decently varied as well with good camerawork to boot. I also dug Ichika's pink hair. I'm not sure how recent this change is but I like it. I'm still not a huge fan of Ichika which is the main reason why my score isn't higher. That said, I can easily recognize that this is a well-executed film and will no doubt please any Ichika fan.
Overall Rating - 8.5/10
NHDTC-029
A Bottomless Nude Exposure Addiction That you Can’t Escape From
Starring Noa Haruna
I always appreciate films like this. They may be a little light on action, but they make for an entertaining watch nonetheless and remind me of classic outdoors type films from years ago. The setup follows Noa around as she ventures out to various outdoor locations, such as a park and a pool, all while nude or just wearing a trench coat and a bikini. This leads to some humorous interactions like when she bumps into a few construction workers while getting a drink or when she flashes a landscaper. It's all obviously staged, but it's fun and invokes vibes of the old public films. Now, as I mentioned earlier, it is rather dry when it comes to the action. It only consists of two sex scenes and a blowjob scene pretty much. There is quite a bit of outdoor fluff, but it's mostly entertaining. One example is when she attaches a dildo to a water fountain and goes to town.
The blowjob scene is pretty satisfying as it ends with an actual real facial. The sex scenes are also great, thanks to the added public aspect that helps to elevate them. Like in the last scene when she's at the pool getting fucked and has a crowd watching her pretty much. When it comes to the production values, there isn't a whole lot to say really. Most of the film is shot outside, so it mainly uses natural lighting. Her wardrobe is obviously next to nothing, and the camerawork is fine but nothing too outstanding. The same applies to her performance. She seems to have fun with the setup at least. At times her facial expressions can be a little off, but overall she does a fine job with what she's given. The end result is a really entertaining outdoors film that may not be the most action-packed but is still a load of fun. Who doesn't want to see Noa strut around naked and show off her huge tits?
Overall Rating - 8.4/10
MIDA-082
Shaking Q-Cup Breasts! 12 hours of Non-Stop Gangbang Orgasm Immersion from Morning to Night Relentless Pistoning and Post-Orgasm Convulsions
Starring Himari
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You can always count on Himari for some banging covers. But does the video live up to it? Well...not so much sadly. Plot wise there is very little to discuss. In fact, there's next to nothing. The plot centers on 12 hours of sex from morning to night in one big orgy. Of course, there are cuts for her to get something to eat or use the bathroom. If you're someone that just wants pure action, this is made for you. This all sounds fine enough there's one critical problem that really holds it back and that is the awful lighting. Not only is it very samey across the entire film but it looks terrible as it's way too saturated and flat. It doesn't help when every scene is already feeling pretty similar due to the nonstop sex aspect. This lighting issue just makes it feel extremely repetitive.
Now for what it's worth, the action isn't bad. It's mainly broken up into four different sex scenes with a brief break in between. For what it's worth, the sex does get intense and she gets fucked pretty hard. But the cumshots are laughably weak and the film hits a pacing snag about 3/4 of the way through when it spends about 20 minutes on some lame vibrator/toy use. It really brings the momentum to a halt. At least Himari delivers a fittingly passionate performance. She really seems to enjoy herself and lets loose. I particularly love her facial expressions such as when she rolls her eyes in the back of her head. MIDA-082 had the potential to be something great but the general execution is severely lacking.
Overall Rating - 7/10
BLK-647
Horny Gal Nurse Devours and Dominates
Starring Hana Kurosaki
Hana Kurosaki in a nurse-themed video sounds like a surefire recipe on paper and for the most part, it delivers. There's nothing too fancy about the setup as it's your typical slutty nurse plot with Hana having her way with some lucky patients and even the doctor himself. This is a classic staple genre of porn and I'm always a fan of it. I appreciate that each scene presents a slightly unique scenario to keep things interesting. First off, I need to talk about her performance. Hana has been lighting it up so far and here is no different. Her facial expressions are very vibrant, especially with that wide smile of hers. She really plays up the teasing aspect too. And I love her nympho energy as she feels right at home with playing a slutty nurse. We now have the action which consists of three sex scenes, a paizuri scene, and a handjob scene. My only major critique really is with the handjob scene.
It squanders an enticing setup featuring some POV before resulting in a lame handjob and ending with a bit of male squirting. The paizuir scene at the start was also rather middling as her chest isn't exactly built for tittyfucking. The three sex scenes are all great with a great range of positions. I especially loved the prone bone position used in the 2nd sex scene as she wraps her legs around the guy from behind. The fake creampies are a bummer but what can you do. The production values are also quite good in general. Her wardrobe consists of the typical porn nurse attire with some sexy lingerie to boot. What's nice is the balance between clothed and nude sex, as fans of both will be pleased here. The lighting could've been a little better in some spots, but I gotta point out how good the 2nd sex scene looks. It's lit brilliantly. While BLK-647 isn't quite a banger, it's still a terrific watch thanks to the nurse theme and Hana's top-notch acting.
Overall Rating - 8.6/10
PPPE-323
Busty Cleaning Lady Satisfies a Man with 14 Ejaculations in a Sweaty, Messy Session
Starring Hana Himesaki
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I wasn't exactly expecting a whole lot from this one, but I was pleasantly surprised. The setup casts Hana as a housemaid who is tasked with cleaning up a guy's dirty place. She ends up getting pretty sweaty, which catches his attention. He eventually can't help himself and proceeds to fondle her big tits. This leads to him fucking her of course who is resistant at first but soon loosens up and is willingly enjoying herself by the end. It's a solid premise that is executed fairly well. The light sweat aspect is nice and I liked that she wears a mask to start but eventually takes it off. Anyway, let's talk about the action first. It consists of two and a half sex scenes, a blowjob/paizuri scene and a handjob scene. Overall, it's very well balanced and features a nice mix of clothed and nude sex. There's quite a bit of fake cumshots sadly but that's just par for the course at this point.
Next up, we have her performance which is pretty solid. I liked that she was appropriately submissive at the start, but quickly opens up by the midpoint. Her naturally bubbly peresonality shines through at some points, especially during that handjob scene where she's super energetic and got a beeming smile on her face while she's jackhammering the guy's dick. The production values are on point as well. The lighting in particular is exceptional with its excellent use of ceiling spotlights that accent her body nicely without being too harsh. The last scene in particular looks amazing. The camerawork is nice too and when combined with the brilliant lighting, makes for some stunning eyecandy. I really enjoyed this one more than I thought I would. It's wonderfully executed with solid action, fantastic production values, and a great performance. Any Hana fans should definitely give this a watch.
Overall Rating - 8.6/10
CEMD-657
No-Bra Mature Big Boobs Chubby Breast Date
Starring Yui Hatano
Chubby Yui has quickly risen up my rankings lately, so I'm always down for more. This one, though, left a little something to be desired. There isn't much of a plot to be had here as it's a more intimate video focusing just on Yui and the actor going out on a date and eventually meeting back up in the hotel room to have sex. It's a pretty mundane theme which isn't inherently bad, but the whole first hour is just spent on the pair's date. It's mildly entertaining thanks to her sporting these nipple enhancers out in public, but even then, it's pretty dull and drags on for far too long. No real penetration occurs until roughly an hour and a half in. Thankfully, once we get to that point, it's not too bad. Overall it consists of two sex scenes and a blowjob/paizuri scene. For what it's worth, the scenes are all mostly enjoyable with a nice mix of positions.
However, the last scene is a tad bloated with some boring toy use. The pacing issue really does bring the film down. Having no real action until the halfway point is ridiculous. Next up, we have the production values. Given the one-on-one setup, most of the film is shot POV style although there are some static shots that can be hit-or-miss. Those POV angles do look nice at least and the subtle lighting generally looks great. Also I appreciate that each scene used a different room to help offset the limited setting. And finally Yui delivers a relatively satisfying performance. She's not gonna blow you away, but she's more than servicable with adequate energy.and is pretty cheerful. I would like to rate this video higher as the core experience is generally enjoyable but the pacing is just so slow and wastes an hour of your time on next to nothing. Cut that out or make it more interesting, and I'd bump my score up. It's still a decent watch but could've been much better.
Overall Rating - 7.3/10
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